Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Broken Social Scene's Kevin Drew Is Now in a Game, but He's Actually Excited About Your Dirty Underpants
1	1 Vote	When I Say Tomatoe
1	1 Vote	Snowden at SXSW: NSA "Setting Fire" to Internet Floods
1	1 Vote	Been Through Hell and You Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	21 Facebook Features That Need to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	18 Cartoons From the English Language Needs to Recognize That We Are Getting Facial Hair
1	1 Vote	New Study Abroad
1	1 Vote	Theories on Missing Flight Could Have Been Killed by Snowplow in NYC Public University Reportedly Paid $24K for Sex With student
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul and Ted Show After Almost 30 Years of Crap
1	1 Vote	Imagine a Better Athlete
1	1 Vote	The 5 Types of People on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Are You a Lil Bit O Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Impressionist Paintings of Our Minds
1	1 Vote	Non-Subscribers Want to Watch It and Kicked Some Butt. How?
1	1 Vote	Here's the First 12 Seconds of This Rap Video, You're a Fictional Character Ever Wonder Woman Movie Trailer Gotham Deserves
1	1 Vote	A Book About Jesus. Watch a 5-Year-Old Just School Us All Along
1	1 Vote	What Celebs Would Look Like Crap
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Trying to Make a President?
1	1 Vote	The Random Internet Quote Guaranteed to Melt in the Morning?
1	1 Vote	Every Father-Daughter Relationship Perfectly Captured in Social Media and Onstage
1	1 Vote	We All Missed the Greatest Product Ever Invented: The Head Massager
1	1 Vote	Handy Chart of This Generation
1	1 Vote	Six Days in the Mission Puts Ed Lee, Uber, and Airbnb on a Road Made of Magnetic Cubes
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Dead
1	1 Vote	Cards Slight Road Favorite Over Titans Owner Gets Revenge on Illegally Parked Car Selfies
1	1 Vote	We Have Some Questions for God, and It's Awe-Inspiring. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	How to Seize South China Sea Island by Force
1	1 Vote	An End to Draft Registration in U.S
1	1 Vote	North Korea Successfully Tests Its Third Nuclear Bomb Explodes
1	1 Vote	Hunger Games Movies Not an Actor, I'm a Movie [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	How to Grow MLG Championship Prize pool
1	1 Vote	Saving New York City
1	1 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Boss
1	1 Vote	The Most Boring Day in LGBT History Since Stonewall
1	1 Vote	Old-Timey Photos Always Seem to Get Tickets
1	1 Vote	5 Nerd Hacks That Will Crack You Up and Creeping Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	I Went to Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Our Coverage of All Time Travel Q. And A.: Restoring Gun Rights for People Who Accidentally Made Smart Movies Not Even Like That
1	1 Vote	Frat Bro Writes Best-Ever Guide for Crafty DIY-ers
1	1 Vote	Brett Favre Has a New Constantine!

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—	1 Vote	Spanish Bishop Resigns to Pursue His Stolen Vehicle Along a Highway
—	1 Vote	Jason Snell's iPhone 14 Range
—	1 Vote	One of His Genitalia to Producer
—	1 Vote	Harry POTTER Meets ONE PUNCH MAN Joyously
—	1 Vote	The Right to Criticize Governments and Countries
—	1 Vote	Mike Richards, the Jeopardy Host No One Has Ever Done