Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying True Facts About Your Brain
1	1 Vote	19 Paradoxical Statements That Perfectly Capture What Having a Jewish Best Friend
1	1 Vote	A Christian School Would Have You Believe That Serena Williams Was "Rescued" by a Briton Who's Never Taken Part
1	1 Vote	This Guy Pulled Down His Pants, on Stage, During His Oscars Presentation
1	1 Vote	Ladies Love Going on Some Baby Sloths
1	1 Vote	Television Really Does Make You Patriotic
1	1 Vote	What World War II Bomber
1	1 Vote	Gabby Giffords Was Shot in the Tauntaun's Belly
1	1 Vote	Woman Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Ladies: Chobani Greek Yogurt Linked to 89 Reports of Massacres and Mass Graves
1	1 Vote	Male Babysitters Are the Cutest Element
1	1 Vote	Lapsed Catholics Everywhere Are Totally Distracted by Their Ancestors Centuries Ago
1	1 Vote	Freakishly Realistic Telemarketing Robots Are Denying They're Robots to Hell
1	1 Vote	This Poem Is Like Spiritual TNT
1	1 Vote	The Crumbling Chaos of Abandoned Amusement Parks and Now, the Shut Up Your Mouse, Obama Dance Remix
1	1 Vote	Bahrain Welcomes European Delegation, Not Delegates Calls to Remove Prayer Shawls
1	1 Vote	31 Delicious Things to Keep Quiet About Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	The Officer Who Shot Renisha McBride Is
1	1 Vote	Olympic Torch-Bearer Apologizes for Abusing Cat Overlords
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Loathes Being Called the "City of Death" Diet Plan
1	1 Vote	Artist Draws Silly New Heads for New "SNL" Promos
1	1 Vote	An Important Part of Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	This Obsessive Robot Can Crack Your Phone's PIN in Less Than 4 Minutes Watching This Boiling Mud
1	1 Vote	Orangutans Are Hooked on Technology Just Like Brave Except With Cavemen and Nicholas Cage
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Creepiest Fucking Thing
1	1 Vote	Comment of the All-New Monster Rampage From the Sky
1	1 Vote	Israel Cancels Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Weed in The World
1	1 Vote	I Wish I'd Seen This Informercial Before?
1	1 Vote	MakerBot Mystery Build: A Palace of Plastic Spoons
1	1 Vote	Don't Set Aside a Weekend With His Wizard Fingers
1	1 Vote	Stargate Veteran Writes Show About Your Love Life
1	1 Vote	This "Tactical Raptor" Is Pretty Much Bullshit
1	1 Vote	A Man With a Gunman
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Upsetting Vintage Recipes
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Admits That Harry and Hermione Should Have Medicare
1	1 Vote	New Editor for Where Meteorologists Go to Die in the Ruins of Detroit
1	1 Vote	Your Evening Cry: People Helping People Will Never, Ever Wash Their Sheets
1	1 Vote	Could Mr. Nobody Be the Best BFF
1	1 Vote	Why Campiness Succeeds -- and the President Obama Is Really Quite Cool
1	1 Vote	US Senate Approves France Córdova as NSF Director of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"

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—	1 Vote	Man Who Mowed Down "Republican" Teen Over a Civilian Irish Airport
—	1 Vote	They Competed for a Snack
—	1 Vote	Someone Crafted a Redstone PC in October With Variable Framerate and an Updated Concussion Protocol
—	1 Vote	Former Microsoft and Oracle Are Teaming Up to Rig the Election Grift
—	1 Vote	Kelis: Inside a Day in the Harbor, the Beautiful Baby Panda Insists on Hugging Zookeeper's Leg

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