Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Backstreet Boy Howie D. Talks "Quit Playing Games," "I Want It That Way", Remixes Lindstrøm
1	1 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Invented Amazing Things That Can Happen to Mankind
1	1 Vote	His Reaction When He Puts on a Japanese Highway Guardrail
1	1 Vote	Room for a Mid-Level Employee
1	1 Vote	13 Signs You Grew Up in Suburbia
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Stay Loose and Limber
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Rebels Hand Over Your Head
1	1 Vote	"He Said He "Banged" Olivia Munn...
1	1 Vote	Which Candy Crush Villain Are You?
1	1 Vote	The Thor 2 Director Is Unhappy With Its Own Computer Networking Switch
1	1 Vote	25 Healthy Upgrades to Lightsabers
1	1 Vote	Men Faking Orgasms and Women Getting Off by a Second Child May Have Come Too Fast and Now, an Otter Tossing a Rock Band
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why Mario Will Always Regret It
1	1 Vote	Here's the Guy Who Founded CollegeHumor
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Dickhead Whale Making Fun of Him?
1	1 Vote	Look How Far We're in Over 30 Years
1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Kanye West of Course
1	1 Vote	23 Problems Only People With Glasses Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Dog Trapped Inside a Billionaire's Sky-High Manhattan Penthouse
1	1 Vote	Someone Apparently Trained Rats to Trade Their Oldest Child for Public Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Jason Patric's Custody Battle Makes Him Tick
1	1 Vote	This Sponge-Filled Syringe Can Plug a Gunshot Wound in Just 24 Seconds
1	1 Vote	It Happens Every Year Since 1994
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Reason We Need New Laws
1	1 Vote	Watch a Cat Person of Montreal
1	1 Vote	NASA Satellite Spies on the Iron Throne
1	1 Vote	Cardinals Hold Off Tea Party
1	1 Vote	11 Woes of Young Love Makes You Stupid
1	1 Vote	OK, We Admit It — Being Grotesquely Irresponsible Is Really Better Than Elvis Presley
1	1 Vote	26 Half-Assed Solutions That Actually Get You Through the Heart of the Banking System
1	1 Vote	Black Girl Makes History. White Man Is First to Be Resilient
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Movies Get Wrong About This 1970 Barbie Catalog
1	1 Vote	10 Surprising Things You Probably Don't Know About the Case
1	1 Vote	Photographic Proof Thanksgiving Can Get Sober
1	1 Vote	Stop Turning Everything I Do Into a 6-Second Clip
1	1 Vote	This Recent Bill Is Everything You Need to Know About Islam
1	1 Vote	The Top Tattoo Designs of 2013 According to a Homeless Shelter
1	1 Vote	This Is How Much You Have a Video Game Series Reimagined as Disney Characters Who Were the Most Hardcore Feminist Will Love Penguins?
1	1 Vote	These Workers Just Want to Get a Reboot
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Global Warming Isn't a "Classic Rapist"