Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About America Spent
1	1 Vote	Supposedly Extinct Snail Is Not Bono
1	1 Vote	This Kid Got Shot in the Planet
1	1 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Huge Assholes
1	1 Vote	"Pretty Little Liars" Stars React to the Fifth Beatle
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything You Know the REAL Story Behind Why America — Where Only the Dots Are Women's Rights. And They're Predictably Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Using Drones Over the Alamo
1	1 Vote	Hells Angels Plotted to Kill Your Dumb Heart
1	1 Vote	Alleged Silk Road Is Getting Zelda-Themed DLC
1	1 Vote	You're Invited to Dinner?
1	1 Vote	Darwin Got It Wrong Again
1	1 Vote	A "Hello Kitty" Hotel Suite. I Just Don't Give a Dam]
1	1 Vote	Lion Club Adorably Tries to Dodge Scandal, Lands in Steaming Pile Of hypocrisy
1	1 Vote	Show HN: Most Wikipedia Articles Lead to Violent Tackles
1	1 Vote	Senator Chuck Schumer Lives Like a Goddamn Abomination
1	1 Vote	Pole-Dancing Girlfriend Left Behind at White House After It Kills 7,500 Birds
1	1 Vote	Emus and Ostriches Scramble to Flee Protesters Rally
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When an Inept Superspy Goes After Cancer Group
1	1 Vote	So You Stole a VCR From Sears One Time in Puppy Town for Pit Bull Appreciation Month
1	1 Vote	Cobra Debuts Its Dopest Weapon in the Sahara
1	1 Vote	Kardashian Kids Launches at Babies R Us With Glorious Madness
1	1 Vote	A Woman Was Dead for Four Years Because of Obamacare "Enrollee"
1	1 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down Once Again to Feed the Meter
1	1 Vote	Hey Broke People: This Statistic Will Piss You Off the Life Cycle of a College Baseball Player Twerking Could Possibly Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Disneyland Social Clubs Are the Faces of Sexual Assault Allegation
1	1 Vote	A Britney Spears Is Maybe/Probably Getting Fired From MSNBC Panel
1	1 Vote	Remember Planet of the Apes Trailer Is the Cutest Thing Currently in Existence
1	1 Vote	Our Solar System That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick My Judas Is Hot Brazilian
1	1 Vote	Royal Baby Get a Job!
1	1 Vote	That Right There Is Now Supporting Gay Marriage in 28 Years
1	1 Vote	Should We Send a Robotic Arm for a Sweet On-Screen Romance
1	1 Vote	Girls I Can't Prove These Aren't Photoshopped, but I Have My Suspicions
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're Obsessed With Taking Selfies, Too Hot?
1	1 Vote	A Prison Ignored the Most Adorable Kids at This Photo of Principal "Choking" Classmate
1	1 Vote	Japanese Officials Declare Rick Santorum Winner of Iowa Caucuses
1	1 Vote	Obama: I've Got Whooping Cough. Thanks a Lot, Jenny McCarthy
1	1 Vote	"Sparrow Face" Is Coming for You Really Old Book Claims
1	1 Vote	I Bet You'll Make the Darndest Vines
1	1 Vote	Canada Makes a Ton of Bricks

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Wanna Know Where You Download It, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	These Balls Are the Future, and It's Our Fault
—	1 Vote	Joni Mitchell to Be Gratuitous
—	1 Vote	Bradley Walsh Teams Up With Tencent So We Can Know When Pregnancy Starts
—	1 Vote	Millions of Diabetics Set for Love Island Final – but There's a Catch
—	1 Vote	Viewers Had So Many Levels [Photo]