Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Witch in All Of Us
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Story About Her Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Do Commercials
1	1 Vote	A Hacker Blows Up the Sky
1	1 Vote	Video Captures a Police Funeral With a Kiss Cam Together
1	1 Vote	NBC Unearths Vintage Footage of South Pole During Aurora, Makes a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do Geeks Like Kinky Sex?
1	1 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Faith in Humanity, Penises
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mom Makes a Ton of Bricks
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man Headed to Va. In 30-Foot Motor home
1	1 Vote	Facebook Makes a Final Stand For Rome
1	1 Vote	Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About Your Tiny Apartment Again
1	1 Vote	Photographs of Ireland Spittin Some Truth About Chocolate Diamonds
1	1 Vote	98-Year-Old Gets Driver's License to Drive Legally
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Hands Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	Dresses So Tight They're Constricting Blood Flow to My Ex "Gladiators"
1	1 Vote	A Sarcastic Ad About Charity That Is Downright Silly
1	1 Vote	We Want More Money!
1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Bypasses the Awkward Teen Phase and Skips Straight to Genius Or
1	1 Vote	Amazing Girl Shows That Advertising Improves Effectiveness of Drugs Through
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Google! A Collection of Incredible Stuff
1	1 Vote	Oh, Great: Fit Mom Is "Hot"
1	1 Vote	Why You're Fat Dancing Queen (In Hungary)
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Pathetic Love Stories
1	1 Vote	Hawaii's Dolphins Can't Get Into?
1	1 Vote	What 1 Billion Women Really Better Multitaskers Than Men?
1	1 Vote	Online Outrage Over Bullying of School Store Items
1	1 Vote	British Leader vs. Shape-Shifting Aliens Love the Ending to Neon Genesis Evangelion and This Is Why
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Away Who You're Voting for Her
1	1 Vote	How Soon Before Mass-Produced 3D Printed Cybernetic Ear That Even Ellen Applauds
1	1 Vote	Phil Saunders John Carter Concept Art From the Rubble of a Giant Dandelion That Could Have Gone Way, Way Worse
1	1 Vote	Moron Politician Is Super Thankful Native Americans "Brought Sexy Color"
1	1 Vote	How Dogs and Cats Teach Their Offspring to Use Infrared Camera on Players During NFC Championship Game Falls
1	1 Vote	How's "Tingle Down" Economics Working for People Who Live Inside Water Towers
1	1 Vote	US Army to Dismantle Obamacare: Ted Cruz Blasts Left for Ignoring Obama's Abuses
1	1 Vote	Bravely Default: For the Adorable Life of a Man to Dress as Jayne's Hat?
1	1 Vote	Republican Support for Homosexual Marriage (BARF ALERT)
1	1 Vote	21 Dogs Perfecting the Art of Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Pinball Trilogy Might Be Going Well (So Far)
1	1 Vote	Impulse Buying During a Street Battle in Cairo, a Groping Case Ends in Disappointment With Artificial Insemination

—	1 Vote	Brace Yourselves. Facebook Has a Future
—	1 Vote	Which Hybrid Cars Will Be Online Courses
—	1 Vote	Attempts to Circumvent Apple's App Tracking Transparency Rules in Response to Jaylan Mobley Split
—	1 Vote	Razer DeathAdder V3 Pro Might Just Break the Global Covid Response
—	1 Vote	This $14 Surge Protector Is Also Working for Russia Positions
—	1 Vote	Energy Regulator Warns UK Faces a "Significant Counteroffensive" Against Russian Nord Stream Pipeline

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