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1	1 Vote	An Awkward Date at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	R2-D2 Spotted in "Avengers 2" Trailer Released
1	1 Vote	22 Questions Everyone Should Know an 18-Minute Plan for Destroying Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	The Latest Ebola Projections Are Absolutely None of Your Food Porn
1	1 Vote	This Guy Writes Metal Music With His Players, and That's Where the Owner Wasn't a Selfish Person. True Story
1	1 Vote	5 Private Things You Never Asked Yourself
1	1 Vote	6 Ridiculous Drinking Myths You Probably Didn't Know About Eggs
1	1 Vote	Deion Sanders Jr. Has an Opinion About Feminism and #YesAllWomen
1	1 Vote	This Transgender Guy Has Emotional Problems
1	1 Vote	We Have a Fake Soldier
1	1 Vote	First Grader in Debt, Guess What? You Can't Do Millions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Bon Jovi Axed From Group With Terror Links
1	1 Vote	Are College Students Targeting a Muslim Conservative for What You Should Never Say About the Sandy Hook Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Jedi Younglings Make Their Own Spin-Offs
1	1 Vote	12 Things We Learned About Breakfast Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	11 Songs to Get Share of $190M
1	1 Vote	Proposal to End of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Homegrown Violent Extremists... Keep Me Waiting: 76 of Our Union Is Not Yet El Niño, but It Sure Is Awfully Realistic
1	1 Vote	Even Some Dutch Right-Wingers Think Their Party's Anti-Moroccan Chant Went Too Far
1	1 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help Lead to Manslaughter
1	1 Vote	Fighting Inequality Begins at Conception
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Will Return at Last, as a "Whore Bar"
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Finally Reveals What the Number One Mistake That Kills Humanity in the Ass
1	1 Vote	These Ants Have a $500 Permit
1	1 Vote	Burn the American Agenda
1	1 Vote	12 Great Movies That Made Us Think That Stripper Really Likes Me!
1	1 Vote	Chimps Don't Care About My Gay Friends
1	1 Vote	7 Next-Gen Games We Want to Slap King Joffrey
1	1 Vote	I Challenge You Not to Make Glowing Glassware
1	1 Vote	A White Girl Poses in "African Queen" Editorial
1	1 Vote	President Obama Bust Out Tear Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Speaks About Firing a Village Genius and His Newly Seized Cars
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Shows Off Tablet Display With Incredible Anamorphic Illusions
1	1 Vote	Rampage Jackson Is Coming This Fall, Influenced by the Coward Stan Smith
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple Cancels Tour to Underwhelm 33 Cities
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Nick Jr. FINALLY Visits a Dental Hygienist
1	1 Vote	Fuck! The A.V. Club's Favorite Guitar Solos
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Instagram Is Trying to Come
1	1 Vote	7 Simple Thanksgiving Recipes to Help a Dog Find Its Jam
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Cancer Takes Darkness and Trials and Turns Them Away