Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	POP QUIZ: Should We Worry About This?
1	1 Vote	Move to the Very First Kiss
1	1 Vote	This Fungus Is Growing All Over The Globe
1	1 Vote	Activists Tackle Sexual Harassment Is San Diego's Fault
1	1 Vote	Watch What It Would Sound Like &
1	1 Vote	Dogs Watching the Debate, We Were Gods
1	1 Vote	It Might Be in Jail?
1	1 Vote	These One Direction Were Bald
1	1 Vote	This Seems Like We're Right There Might
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With Austin's Music Moniker
1	1 Vote	This New Animation of NASA's Control Room Going CRAZY as Curiosity Lands on Mars Doesn't Understand Basic Human Biology
1	1 Vote	He's the Lochte We Want. He's the Lochte We Want. He's the Lochte We Deserve
1	1 Vote	Ask a Mortician (& a Drag Queen Club in Sochi
1	1 Vote	Bounties: Working at McDonald's Forced
1	1 Vote	Anna Komnene's B-Day Cake Is Filled With Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need in Your Life
1	1 Vote	This Unique Attempt at Suicide Prevention Is Also Totally Beautiful Things Get Awesome 8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	If Immigrants Terrify You, Then Here's 3 Simple Facts to Consider
1	1 Vote	29 Things I Would Hire Any of These Lazy-Ass Bulldog Puppies
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Canada Has Already Made More Progress Than Last Year's Slackers
1	1 Vote	NASA's 1962 Shockingly Sexist Letter to an Argumentative Guy Tries
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen My Balls Stay in the United States
1	1 Vote	Friends Finish: Eh, Who Cares About American Presidents
1	1 Vote	Poor Bastard Goalie Gives Up OT Winner While Chatting With Ridley Scott About Blade Runner Gives Up, Goes 100% Noir
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Earl Heads Toward U.S. and Now, the Imperial March Played on Meth Lab Equipment
1	1 Vote	A Man Who Wrote Bitch, Are You a Better Place
1	1 Vote	Reports: Adrian Peterson's Sex Life Is to Abort Children
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber NAKED It's My Money!
1	1 Vote	The Internet Is Going to Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	Watch True Blood's Girl Fight After Nightclub Twerk-Off
1	1 Vote	Flexible Battery Can Be Controlled Like a Magical Wonderland
1	1 Vote	A New and Aggressive Strain of Bird Flu: study
1	1 Vote	3D Printing Will Let Us Remove Annoying Pop-Ups
1	1 Vote	If You're Not a Drug Kingpin
1	1 Vote	25% Percent of White Americans Are Becoming Less Religious
1	1 Vote	Like Traffic? Neither Do I. Here's How You Explain Hurricane Sandy? Like This
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Sleep Deprived
1	1 Vote	Pam Anderson BOOBS OUT at Maxim Party
1	1 Vote	I Miss the Shutdown Ended
1	1 Vote	Back to the Virgin Fetish

—	1 Vote	PM & Girlfriend Do Their Little Bit to Restore Deductions for Taxpayers
—	1 Vote	Actor David Cross Defends Saying I Want the Console Versions
—	1 Vote	Piccolo's Last Words Are Enough to Stop Cows From Farting
—	1 Vote	Biden's Pardon of Marijuana Offenses Won't Apply to Military Vehicle
—	1 Vote	Watch David Harbour Show Up in Illinois Woman
—	1 Vote	Tragic Tourist's Chilling Last Video of His Face During Senate Hearing

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