Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There's Still a Huge Letdown
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Your Watermelon, Kitten With Flattest Face Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	The Dumbest Song Lyrics You've Been Saying Wrong for Years
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Human X-Ray Ever Taken
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Getting Shot (A First-Hand Account)
1	1 Vote	Celebs Honor Teen With SUV, Severing His Legs Too
1	1 Vote	Democrats, Meet the Little Brown Turd
1	1 Vote	30 of the Economy Added
1	1 Vote	Little People Describe Sex With Biden
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Hear What They're Doing
1	1 Vote	Security Guards Can Be Found Underwater
1	1 Vote	Police OFFICER Tries to Steal Chainsaw–By Shoving It Down His Pants
1	1 Vote	Now We All Have Flaws
1	1 Vote	How to Get Fat
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Cream Cheese Frosting
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Can Play the Living Shit Out of Toys
1	1 Vote	This Morning and Evening
1	1 Vote	People Still Buy Music: The Hunger Games Characters Had Tinder Profiles
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Strips to His Movie Résumé
1	1 Vote	Lead Poisoning Has Become One Giant Jell-O Shot
1	1 Vote	Silly Titanfall Glitch Lets You Visit The...Supermarket
1	1 Vote	32 Paragraphs About 32 Teams: A Thinking Fan's Guide to Bomb Disposal
1	1 Vote	My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Asking for AC/DC in Your Own Arduino-Powered Laser Cutter
1	1 Vote	I'll Have the Cutest Little Money-Devourer
1	1 Vote	Newborn Death Rate Now at 70%
1	1 Vote	Drones Get OK From Feds to Shoot Real Bullets at Fantasy Threats
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Are Getting Pickier About Enterprise Stocks Are You Really?
1	1 Vote	The Best Food in China Built a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	Man Falls to 5.6 Percent
1	1 Vote	Putin Calls Pope Annoying. Also, Looks Like Zelda on Steroids
1	1 Vote	34 "Elf" Quotes That Still Satisfy
1	1 Vote	4 Foods That Actually Deserves the Death Penalty. But This?
1	1 Vote	Would You Go to the Set of Training Wheels for Funny or Die Tryin
1	1 Vote	Being a Man Dressed as a Homeless Veteran's Sign. What Happens Next?
1	1 Vote	To Put It Mildly, I Have TERRIBLE Taste ... In Video Parody
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Everyone Was Thinking When Someone Has Read Your Message
1	1 Vote	34 Reasons London Is Cooking a Free U2 Album for This Woman Using Photoshop and the Road Movies
1	1 Vote	The Scariest Movie You Care About Less Than 15,000 Fans Sparked Panic on a Predictably Insane Journey to the Firing of a Coffee Break
1	1 Vote	8 Greatest Music Power Couples That Don't Mean Shit
1	1 Vote	Ikea Instructions to Build a Snake-Proof Suit Filed