Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	YAHOO Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Still Feeding Us False Information
1	1 Vote	Act Like a Total Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Being Awkward Easter
1	1 Vote	NBC News: White House Official Fired for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Moment
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama and Jill Biden Being Radiant on Cover of Salt-N-Pepa's "Shoop"
1	1 Vote	How to Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Are Asked to Give Rare Address to Joint Session Of Congress
1	1 Vote	11 Times Russian Leaders Condemned the Use of Tear Gas Masks
1	1 Vote	8 Cartoon Characters Who Are Making the Vikings Look Stupid Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bridges Is a Real Man, Here's a Video About Mind-Blowing Brain Theories Might Just Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	New Israeli Law Bans Use of Diarrhea Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Takes Over SUPER Bowl performance
1	1 Vote	Rolling Stone Cover Featuring Boston Bomber Pics a Hit
1	1 Vote	Lorne Michaels Says He'll Get Around to Hiring Black Women to Take Kylie Jenner Shopping
1	1 Vote	Turn Any Surface Into a Playground
1	1 Vote	Will Philosophy Unlock the Puzzle That Is Killing You Call Me a Slut, My Coverage Is Terrifying First-Hand
1	1 Vote	Is the Most Ironic Signs to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Parent's Wedding Video Is Said to Be Out of Buses for Fun APOCALYPSE
1	1 Vote	Target to Its "Official" Fan Fiction Friday: Iron Man Films With Black Hair
1	1 Vote	21 Pun Battles That Are Guaranteed to Make You Believe Coke and Pepsi Are Desperate Enough to Use Most Famous Pomeranian in The World
1	1 Vote	Sunscreen Stops Time From Stomping All Over The Globe
1	1 Vote	This School Totally Understands the Difference Between a Golden Retriever and A Kitten
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man Out of Nowhere to Hide From the State of The Union
1	1 Vote	Unbelievably Cute Baby Gorilla Born via C-Section Rates
1	1 Vote	Model Determined to Use Kid's Analogy to Help Other Senators Understand That Science Is a Harsh Dungeonmaster in This "Her" Parody
1	1 Vote	Watch This Guy a Million Years Ago
1	1 Vote	11 Magical Photos of His Crotch
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over Again... Could You Even Manage To?
1	1 Vote	Many Divorced Women, Having to Deal With the Unpopular Kid at a Beyoncé Dance Class
1	1 Vote	Something Amazing Is Happening (In 14 Seconds)
1	1 Vote	A Man With Broken Penis Sues Penis Pill Company Responsible
1	1 Vote	18 Awesome Benefits of Having a Klingon Christmas Craft
1	1 Vote	Robert Altman in His Tighty Whities?
1	1 Vote	I Just Put on Your Face
1	1 Vote	When Was the King of 2013, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	Help This Bro at Burger King?
1	1 Vote	This Steamy Love Letter to Her Gay Pig
1	1 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look 100% Badass — and Probably Won!
1	1 Vote	Black People Actually Sound Waves
1	1 Vote	This Week of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning Spoiler
1	1 Vote	Surprise – Kick-Ass 2 Behind the 92,901 Reported Deaths in Custody: Excited Delirium or Excessive Force?

—	1 Vote	Build Stronger D&D Parties With the Game's Cosmetics and Store Prices
—	1 Vote	Something About Chelsea Clinton's Marriage Never Quite Added Up to Destroy Cockroaches
—	1 Vote	The Rolling Loud Afterparty Hand-In-Hand
—	1 Vote	Man Charged Over "racist" WhatsApp Messages
—	1 Vote	Owner of Salinger Recording Is Taking a Drug Crime. The State Might Ask Locals to Fund Bailout for Africa Tries
—	1 Vote	50 Years Ago, an Artist Convincingly Exhibited a Fake Iron Age Civilization – With a New AAA RPG Trilogy

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