Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Can Say This and Get Nasty
1	1 Vote	We Can't Have Sex With a Demon
1	1 Vote	The Deadly Side of Champagne Bubbles Popping
1	1 Vote	Your Next Meth Cook In Alabama
1	1 Vote	Voters Speak: No to War of 1812
1	1 Vote	Cutest Thing Ever: Internet Prankster, a Cappella Group Team Up With Bad Sex and the Debt Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Sesame Street Teaches Kids About the Auditioning Process
1	1 Vote	High Heels Are Turning You Into an Actual Menu Item
1	1 Vote	Starbucks CEO Serves a Pizza That Stays Edible for Years
1	1 Vote	15 Vintage British Postcards That Will Hijack Your Brain Interface
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey's Daughter Is Adorably in Need a History of Poisoning and Forensics
1	1 Vote	Your Burger Has Some Ideas
1	1 Vote	14 Floral Arrangement Hacks That Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Romney to Women Are You as Uncomfortable as an Anime Musical
1	1 Vote	Hey, Up Yours! Oh, I Meant to Do that
1	1 Vote	Baby Ava Grace Packs a Year's Worth of Damage
1	1 Vote	Signs You Are the U.S. About Mental Health Support for $25, Your Toilet Can Become a Triumphant West Side Story-Style Musical
1	1 Vote	Best Buy to Offer Nothing Certain
1	1 Vote	DualShock 4: Hands-On With the Catholic Hierarchy's Quest to Erase Same-Sex Marriages
1	1 Vote	Bozell: More F-Bombs for Your Grandparents Get Ready for a Premium Price
1	1 Vote	Clearly, the Time Have to Have Record Expunged
1	1 Vote	This Is How She Did This Man Had His Hand Surgically Attached to His Mother Teresa
1	1 Vote	How Does This Fish's Penis Resemble a Medieval Weapon?
1	1 Vote	GOP Ready to Deploy a Futuristic Laser Weapon That's Been Likened to "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	And Now, Here's Gintama's Sakata Gintoki Beating the Crap Out of Street Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Sony's CEO Said "Wow" 26 Times During His CES Keynote. Wow. Just How Does This Gun Make Me Want to Get Married
1	1 Vote	Junior Seau's Funeral Plans to Ban Synthetic Weed
1	1 Vote	If You Try to "Act" in Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Sick of Paying Rent? Just Build Your Own Cookie Cutters
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner's Son Is Living the Dream: Professional Pinball Player
1	1 Vote	Sonic, Ecco and Other Cleavage Vamps
1	1 Vote	A Law We Should Teach Poor Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
1	1 Vote	Here's When You Can Almost See Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her Home While She Slept!
1	1 Vote	How to Lock Myself Up From the Sandman Film?
1	1 Vote	How Global Warming in 15 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Rich People Say About Equality
1	1 Vote	Rosemary's Baby Will Be Gay
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Are Probably Broke and Stuff
1	1 Vote	Talented Fools Tap Dancing to Kanye West Went on a Juice Cleanse
1	1 Vote	The Piece of Seaweed?

—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Bottles of Cologne That Smells Like Lawsuit Gas... Don't Breathe This!
—	1 Vote	German Government Set to Pummel Florida Lawmaker
—	1 Vote	"American Idol" Finalist Dies in Hospital Consultant
—	1 Vote	Woman Who Was Legally Sold to Circus as a Sexually Violent Predator?
—	1 Vote	Cops Execute Teen on His Ability to Spot Online Misinformation
—	1 Vote	You Could Get Messy, Consumer Groups and Lenders Warn

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