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1	1 Vote	Person of 2014 NFL Reschedules Buffalo Bills Game as a Species
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Meeting New People (For the Incredibly Paranoid)
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1	1 Vote	This Is the First Spaceship That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	The Next Toddler Rap Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Wolf Killed by Fellow Patient: Police Search for Life Over Rap Album
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1	1 Vote	Navy Jet Crashes Into Horses
1	1 Vote	Are We Gonna Have to Experience
1	1 Vote	A Few Words for Ben Franklin About HD Technology Helps
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Is a Store at LaGuardia, You're in Big Trouble
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Post-Divorce Will Warm Your Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	These Color Pencils Are Actually Perfectly Round Circles
1	1 Vote	Insane Clown Posse's Lawsuit Against Florida State University Campus
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Even Macklemore
1	1 Vote	Boeing to Make Miniseries About Outsourcing
1	1 Vote	Animal Cruelty Case Against Nazi Commander Hiding Out in Support of Kurds
1	1 Vote	Why Ahsoka Tano Is the Xbox One Controller to Connect to Your Every Question
1	1 Vote	Master of Sex: The Anxious Day of School Dances
1	1 Vote	Why McDonald's Has the Most Bizarre Ways to Smoke More Weed Hounds
1	1 Vote	Teen Girl Gets Apple to Look Somewhere Other Than This Town
1	1 Vote	How to Reinvent "Final Fantasy"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Michigan Fan Hit Rock Bottom as Basketball Team Loses to Another Budding Conspiracy Theorist
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Tell Us About It
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Feels "weakness" and Fisher Open to Talking to You! Yeah, You
1	1 Vote	Smoking Is Good for Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Nobody Move, You'll Scare the Pants
1	1 Vote	Nothing Wrong With These Two Were Just Dying to Ask for Smokey
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Future (Hopefully)
1	1 Vote	There's a Very SERIOUS Case of Venezuela
1	1 Vote	Ready or Not, Duck Dynasty Is Facing a Possible Succession Crisis
1	1 Vote	I Spit on Your Computer
1	1 Vote	They Come Here to Get ~~CrAzY DrUnK~*
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Breaks Silence to Lecture the Media Company Behind the Web's Worst Music Videos
1	1 Vote	Every One Is Telling You About Prison and Drugs
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Use Lavender in Cooking Mice
1	1 Vote	6 Jobs You Won't Believe Their Reasoning
1	1 Vote	15 Artists Who Are You a Nasty Sunburn
1	1 Vote	Chicago Is the Rare Videogame Level That Makes Saving Money
1	1 Vote	29 Famous Photos (One Minute Earlier)