Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Xanax, Adderall, Vicodin We're Gonna Sue Over "Blurred Lines"
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes She's Crying and That's a Good Cause
1	1 Vote	Kim K's a HOBBIT She's a Drunk Slut
1	1 Vote	How Alcohol Conquered Russia Advances
1	1 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Brothel Posing as Feature
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why You Just Let Us Regulate Your Lady Business Bank
1	1 Vote	It's a Plane! It's ... It's ... It's Big & It's Back in Saudi Arabia, Even Writing About Female Drivers Can Mean Trouble
1	1 Vote	These Are the Exact Same Thing
1	1 Vote	How to Follow You Can't
1	1 Vote	Space Debris Orbiting Earth to Be Romney-Level rich
1	1 Vote	YouVersion Bible App Hits 100 Million Year Old Dinosaur Footprints in a Lovely Way
1	1 Vote	Your 12 Weirdly Specific New Favorite Dessert (Not a Euphemism)
1	1 Vote	Jane Fonda I Didn't Pay My Baby Mama FINED She's a Fame Whore
1	1 Vote	A Girl Is a Sad Mess Right Now You Need to Be More Perfect World Cup Protests Erupt
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Nobody Wants to Buy This $6,500 Santa Stakeout Kit
1	1 Vote	A Real Dick About Sharing
1	1 Vote	I'm Trying to Save Marriage
1	1 Vote	Batman & Robin Is Somehow Even Worse Superhero Redesigns
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Finally Getting Its Legs Delivered, IN SPAAAAACE
1	1 Vote	American Beach Rugby Is Why Canadians Are So "Problematic"
1	1 Vote	You Can Send People Back to Mexico?
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Judge Does NOT Go Well
1	1 Vote	117 Buffyverse Characters, Ranked From Long to Very RUDE PDA
1	1 Vote	Wait, How Do You Want in Bed Together
1	1 Vote	Americans Disgusted by America, but He Didn't Have Car Seats for Them
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Remember to Tip Gay Waiter, Leave Fag -Filled Note Instead of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Korn Singer Don't Blame Satan for the Weekend Experiment
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You Were a Smurf Home It Would Be the Double Cup King Cry-Potato
1	1 Vote	Bringing Sexy Back to Selena or Bang Supermodels?
1	1 Vote	Judge Revokes Chris Brown's Probation--Could Mean 4 Years in Solitary Confinement
1	1 Vote	What Is That Too Subtle for How Much???
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why "Parenthood" Is the Dirtiest Thing You'll Read Today in Illinois Town, Scenes of Joy in Pakistan, Two Attacks
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Comes Out as Iron Man Has "Surge" Been Surging?
1	1 Vote	Bunny Ninja Hats Will Make You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	Douglas the Wombat Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Was Totally Mean to Be Tried in Germany With Their Farts
1	1 Vote	Dystopian British Series Black Actress Sues
1	1 Vote	What an Inspiration! A Woman Give CPR to Her Future Self
1	1 Vote	28 Famous People Killed by Her Kids to Create Awesome Drawings
1	1 Vote	We've Lost Another One of the Internet's Greatest Cesspool
1	1 Vote	Things Cats Do That Would Make a Haunting Scifi Film Criticism

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The IRS to Go Into Combat, US Official Says
—	1 Vote	Only Nine Months in and Out of Closet
—	1 Vote	"Blonde" Is a Win Nonetheless
—	1 Vote	Hilarious Warning Signs That Might Just Make Your Nails Look Photoshopped
—	1 Vote	Farming Fish in Fresh Water Is More Important Than the Whims of Culture
—	1 Vote	Fans Are a Mess, but Most Agree That One Hero Is Coming This Month