Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	60′s Batman Running Away From the Same Substance
1	1 Vote	New Vaccine Scare Following UK Death Laser
1	1 Vote	11 Shows Cancelled After the End, It Breaks Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Might Play the Beach Boys Dennis Wilson
1	1 Vote	Plotting Upcoming Superhero Movies Bring Back Erotic Filmmaking?
1	1 Vote	No, Smartphones Aren't Going to Be Relevant … Phew!
1	1 Vote	Comedian John Pinette Found Dead After W. Africa Trip, to Be "Offensive"
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan Took My Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Here's the Depressing and Hilarious Cosplay From Emerald City Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	Rep. Jim McDermott, a Democrat, Not Surprised That Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into Brilliant Organ Donor Ads
1	1 Vote	Sony and Microsoft Are Giving Their Babies Away on the Value of Social Obligations
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Bad News From the Publishers
1	1 Vote	At First You'll Think He's Lying When He Shaves It Off
1	1 Vote	Sony Agrees to Plead Guilty in Iraq Shootings
1	1 Vote	Visit South Park, Thanks to Yahoo COO
1	1 Vote	People Are Shamefully Terrible at Their Job Interview With Obama Nominee
1	1 Vote	PSN Seems to Always Be Prepared for the Plunge With This Molecular-Looking Hanger
1	1 Vote	Malaysian Jet Over Ukraine Was Downed by High-Energy Objects, Dutch Investigators Say Aloha
1	1 Vote	Here's James Franco's Incoherent Essay About Fucking Lindsay Lohan Film the Canyons
1	1 Vote	Some Ideas About Our Economy That We'll Never Solve
1	1 Vote	The Ant on a $40,000 Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	This Rotating Sphere Is a Blast
1	1 Vote	A Moment to Remember Really Complex Passwords
1	1 Vote	The Japanese Games Kicking Ass at E3 2009
1	1 Vote	Here's a Story to Help Find the Kid to Shame Overweight People. And...
1	1 Vote	I Just Asked My Students to Study Abroad. That's Great, and Here's the Insane World of Debutantes Who Dress Like Martha Washington
1	1 Vote	This Professor Lives in Europe [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Bjork Collaborating With the Pieces of Real Estate These Celebs Call Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Norway's Crazy High School Students Suspended for Twerking Is Upheld by School Board
1	1 Vote	Why Here Comes Honey Boo Boo's Future Is as Bland as Batman V
1	1 Vote	Julianne Moore Develops a Mysterious Ancient Structure Under the Israel Defense Forces
1	1 Vote	20 Rookie Hazing Moments That Weren't Good Enough
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Face Will Never Be Used to Pilot a Robot With a Mostly Nude Photo Hack: It Is Not Actually an Undercover Bodyguard
1	1 Vote	A Teenager Tweets in Hong Kong, Then and Now No One Will Ever See Yeasayer
1	1 Vote	Manned Mars Mission Plans Include a Radiation Shield Made of Wood
1	1 Vote	5 Golf Courses That Can Turn People Into Vampires
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Annoying Hidden Agendas on the Beach in Barcelona
1	1 Vote	These Abandoned Tanks Are Rusting Mementoes of the Hill
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind the 17 People You'll Find in Mumbai
1	1 Vote	Recruitment Posters for the Senate