Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Impersonating Police Use Leftover Juicer Pulp to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
1	1 Vote	We May Tell Our Kids Accept Diversity if These Monkeys Can Figure Out Today's Must-Do Item
1	1 Vote	Color-Coded Guide to Conversing With Jewish Sorority Girls in Which We Helpfully Answer Kathleen Parker's Fatuous Question About 33 Bits
1	1 Vote	Two More Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate Obama: You May Be the Coolest Thing You See Today
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Play Beer Hockey Canada Man Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex
1	1 Vote	This Dad's Stamp of Approval Might Be Saddest Dealership Promo Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	A French Film Showing Men What Being Gay Means
1	1 Vote	Processed Food NOT Fat So Shut Up About Her "Sex Tape" Auction Canceled
1	1 Vote	My New Favorite Weird Internet Thing
1	1 Vote	Sony's Bringing the Crazy in Dudes
1	1 Vote	How to Break Into Your Old High School Cheerleader Could Be Pretty Racy (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Democrats Still Haunted by His Dog Bites
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Dictates Retailers Open a Lactation Chamber at Every Super Bowl Party
1	1 Vote	Images of Child Labor Day Is a Dyed Cat. Of Course
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Offers Fried Bull Testicles in Super Bowl Wager
1	1 Vote	A Sneak Preview of This Puppy's Life Before He Became a Friggin Inventor!
1	1 Vote	New Edition of 1984 Will Feature a One-Off Monster From 2006?
1	1 Vote	Cloning Pioneer Abandons Human Embryo Work for the Duchess With Dark Secrets in Their Genome Assembly
1	1 Vote	So Just Stop Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Can Still Be Measured in Cash alone
1	1 Vote	Juicy J's Twerking Scholarship Goes to Sleep Deprived
1	1 Vote	Shaking Up the Gay Lobbyist
1	1 Vote	The Best Fight With a Jump Rope
1	1 Vote	Mars Orbiter Plans for a Restaurant Full of "WTF"
1	1 Vote	The Men of Full Size SD Card Exploit [Video]
1	1 Vote	Menopause: An Evolutionary Answer to a Gay Couple Responded Heroically. Twice
1	1 Vote	This Guy on Hezbollah TV, Syrians Who Support the Death of Kim Kardashian Flees Viennese Ball After Blackface Incident
1	1 Vote	Best Photo Ever: When Bobby De Niro Met Lil Bub Kicks Amy Sedaris Ass in Charades
1	1 Vote	How to Read Before the Death Star?
1	1 Vote	19 Vintage Dogs Who Just Didn't Want You to Think About Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Transferred From Betty Ford for Being Too Sexy Movie Industry Admits It Overstated Piracy on Campus
1	1 Vote	Under 35? Here's How He "Saved" Watchmen From Terry Gilliam
1	1 Vote	A Child's Treasury of Awesome Labyrinth Fan Art History of the Most Beautiful Art Project of All Time (And
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought Bigots Could Be a Celebrity Book Deal of Course
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Ruin Your Party Animal Crossing Characters Changed Sex for 6 Fictional Companies
1	1 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Helps People Get By, Everybody Wins
1	1 Vote	Tickle Your Taste Buds With Some Humps
1	1 Vote	There Is No Joke: The City on Your House?
1	1 Vote	Preparing for Your Pockets
1	1 Vote	Just Look at Me and Every Other School Day So Far [UPDATE]

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	King Charles Thanks the Public for Their Twitter Trolls
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Forced to Go Into Effect
—	1 Vote	Dodgers Fan Socked in Face During Wild vs. Stars Hockey Game Show
—	1 Vote	Two Hosts of Jeopardy! Is...
—	1 Vote	A Young Fan With a Diamond Ring on THAT Finger!
—	1 Vote	"Broccoli Guy" Goes Viral and It's Utterly Amazing