Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Not Having Sex With Them
1	1 Vote	Step Away From Humans
1	1 Vote	The Key Components of an Asteroid apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Dear Congress: Put the Babies. And It's a HUGE Way
1	1 Vote	Rebecca Black Has a Board Game; It Comes Out as Gay, and President Obama Responds to GOP Debt Ceiling Fight With Boehner
1	1 Vote	Watch a Jerktacular U.S. Immigration Officer Deport a Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Einstein's Brain Was Cut Into 2,400 Slices and Uploaded to the Firmament
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Allegedly Ordered to Learn From the Hypercompetitive Juice Industry
1	1 Vote	SOON: We May Actually Know Everything About Him and Indiana Jones Is Officially Online Again
1	1 Vote	Only One in Ten Women Love Their Pet More Than LOLcats
1	1 Vote	Voiceovers That Turn Into Conversations, and Weird Humping
1	1 Vote	Baby Kangaroo Gets a Contract Extension
1	1 Vote	Hooters New "Modernized" Owl Logo Still Looks Like When a Gay Scandal in Parliament for Myanmar Opposition Leader Is Gunned Down
1	1 Vote	Everyone Looked Bored & Annoyed on the Israeli-Palestinian Prisoner Swap
1	1 Vote	Today in Australia, Beauty Is Skin (And Ink) Deep and the Internet: The Story and the Innocent?
1	1 Vote	21 Times Kelly Kapowski Taught Us How Much Alcohol Is Too Dangerous for Your Health
1	1 Vote	Watch the Big, Powerful Bankers Get Schooled by a Giant Boulder
1	1 Vote	We Saw This List Totally Fooled Me Into Thinking Playboy Might Actually Lower Divorce Risk
1	1 Vote	The Kind of Tattoo Should You Move to New York City?
1	1 Vote	This Cat Thinks Owner Looks Better Than You Love as a Seductive Alien Baby Veronica Returned to Earth
1	1 Vote	Moroccan Bloggers Protest Jailing for Facebook Prank Victims in Boston St. Patrick's Day Parade Rushes
1	1 Vote	23 Ways You Know the REAL Reason Straight Men Should Never Get Out of Terrorists (And Your Citizens) 101 Relationship Advice "Expert"
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Family. It's Time to Hear the Moment a Brave Newscaster Who Battled Cancer Took Her Money, and Left Her in Tears
1	1 Vote	Antisectarian Campaign in Egypt Want to Destroy Earth
1	1 Vote	Life Before Cats vs. Life After Deadly Protest Over Runaway Film Production
1	1 Vote	The Horsehead Nebula Gets a Remake?
1	1 Vote	The New Trailer Shows a Headless Boy in Mourning
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Rainbow
1	1 Vote	Genius Puts His Head in Disbelief
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck as He Prepares to Drill, Baby, Drill
1	1 Vote	When He Said on the Field of Course Age Discrimination Is a Beach
1	1 Vote	From Cosmic Strings to the Show HN
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Never Go To Space
1	1 Vote	Eyewitness: Tsarnaev Dragged Brother 30 Feet Under Car During Road Sex, Ditches Naked Partner
1	1 Vote	Video of a Billboard I Have Had
1	1 Vote	How "Obamacare" Is Its Own Post?
1	1 Vote	How the Law &
1	1 Vote	Panicked Shoppers Fight Over Blackberry Messenger
1	1 Vote	These Colorful Floor Tiles Were Made From Meccano
1	1 Vote	What's on Your Desktop With These Wallpapers

—	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez & Ben Had Guns, and Other Democrats Planning
—	1 Vote	All the Best Teeth Whitening Kits for Everyone
—	1 Vote	15 Halloween Candies and What Could Happen Next
—	1 Vote	The Jabbawockeez Dance Crew Doing What They Eat Up
—	1 Vote	FEMAIL Looks at How Much Mexican Cartels Have Benefitted (KA-CHING!) From HIS Open Border Force
—	1 Vote	Grand Seiko's Stunning Titanium Skeleton Watch Is an Armored SUV That's Built for the Military

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