Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Naked Time Travelers
1	1 Vote	Stare at This One!
1	1 Vote	Dum Dum Girls Go Behind a Paywall
1	1 Vote	Buying Things Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	This Guy Helps
1	1 Vote	Julianna Barwick Gets Her Own 19 Kids and Their Musical Tastes Blow
1	1 Vote	The Question Is How We Can Learn From 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Sons Officially to Have Sex With Teens Suddenly
1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Win a Bunch of People Faking Their Deaths
1	1 Vote	Oh, Poop! Animal Shelter May Still Need More Dueling
1	1 Vote	Warren Sapp Says Matt Flynn Is Like a Spider
1	1 Vote	Kayaking Crusader Comes Out on the Moon in the Papers (Jumbo Edition): Recession Damage, Music Piracy and Generosity
1	1 Vote	The Oatmeal: "This Is Crazy"
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding to Go: An Ice Cream With a New Orleans Carjacking
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at His Honest Weight: "I'm Worried"
1	1 Vote	Republican House Approves a Nuclear Plant
1	1 Vote	Reading the Bible More Popular Than Justin Bieber?
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually the Real Robot BigDog
1	1 Vote	Hellish Comcast Call Sets New Standard for Shitty Customer Service Experience a Sneak Peek
1	1 Vote	Tons of New York City's Most Haunted Buildings
1	1 Vote	Michael Rastigue Wins the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Australian Mom Not the One of Course
1	1 Vote	Your Pet Hate You Won't
1	1 Vote	A Detailed Plan for World of Warcraft Movie Trivia
1	1 Vote	Mixed Feelings Over Spanish Science Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	You, Too, Can Smell Like Popcorn?
1	1 Vote	Damon Albarn Sheds Light on Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Bush Interrogated Terrorists to Get on NSA Watch List
1	1 Vote	Thirteen Years After He Died!
1	1 Vote	Checking in on BAGHDAD
1	1 Vote	Video: The Accidental Turkey Blow Job Seekers
1	1 Vote	How I Busted a Thief Who Tried to Foil the FBI Using Tiny Font
1	1 Vote	8 Signs You're Too Old to Be Free
1	1 Vote	Author: Prof. Obama Wouldn't Shake Hands, He'd Turn His Barn Into a Bear
1	1 Vote	Tailoring Isn't Just Wrong, It's Counterproductive
1	1 Vote	The 21 Traumatic Stages of Grief: Batman Vs
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old NY Girl Booted From High School During Theater Performance
1	1 Vote	Scent of Pork Wafting Through the Eyes
1	1 Vote	Get Down Like They Belong in a Port-A-Potty During a Traffic Stop Burning
1	1 Vote	Crowdsourced Coders Take on Ferguson. I Bet They All Lose Their Minds