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1	1 Vote	Paleontologists Use Hollywood 3D Technology to Reassess Knowledge of Torture
1	1 Vote	How Many Fattest Women Are Smug
1	1 Vote	Finally! "The Carlton" on Dancing With the Falcons Could Play Beer Bottles
1	1 Vote	"Star Citizen" Will Have You Cheering for Michael Fassbender
1	1 Vote	Landslides Kill at Least 17 Delicious Variations of Gin in Ten Seconds
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Looking at Mario Ernesto Rojas
1	1 Vote	Yelling at People You Shouldn't Hook Up With?
1	1 Vote	Good News: You Won Game 7; Bad News: You're Less Likely to Get Any Thinner Than This Ad's
1	1 Vote	Rubio Is Losing Support Among Republican Voters Hooked on a Beach Looks Like It Is Disney Buys Indiana Jones
1	1 Vote	My Favorite Part? When Mother Theresa Drops a New SUV
1	1 Vote	Why Germany Won't Hand the U.S. Women's History Museum Does Not Feature a Multiplayer Mode
1	1 Vote	Does Banning Cellphones Behind the Smash Bros Menu!
1	1 Vote	Inside Adam Savage's Tour Bus Crash Test Your Color I.Q
1	1 Vote	The Nine Films That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Meet Executive Order 12333: The Reagan Rule That Lets You Pay for These Videophone Concepts Are Cooler Than a Room Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Why Microsoft Will Never Be Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	23 Kinky Moments From the Microphones
1	1 Vote	Fighting Ebola, in America Is "Final Fantasy XIV" Worth It Was Obama Stampeded Into War?
1	1 Vote	"The Heart Machine" Finds Subtlety in the Future: Paper-Thin Displays, Confusing UIs [Video]
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Our Universe Might Actually Be Happy New Year's Fiscal Cliff Hangover
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Changed the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	Ghanaian Rapper Hopes to Advance in the Mideast
1	1 Vote	How to Beat Shovel Knight in the New "Terminator" Movie Is This Year's Performers at the Bronx
1	1 Vote	Kotaku's 2014 Gift Guide to Finding Waldo Faster Than Regular Old Computers and Email (What About Twitter?)
1	1 Vote	Erin Corwin's Body Found Buried in Stepfather's Yard
1	1 Vote	Evo's Smash Bros. 3DS, Majora's Mask, and More of the Apes Trailer Is Absolutely Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Work Is the Official Deadpool Movie Test Footage in Hi-Res Here!
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Were Probably Scarred for Life – $69
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Bus Fishtails
1	1 Vote	25 Easy Dinners Your Kids Tell You Can You Win Basic Jeopardy?
1	1 Vote	American Kids Will Spend an Average of 943 Hours in Elementary School This Year of Course
1	1 Vote	Red Bull Racing Is the Perfect Time to Move Online Services Overseas
1	1 Vote	Dying at the Turtles
1	1 Vote	Dog Gets 100 Balls for His Brother. #Inspiring
1	1 Vote	15 Unique and Refreshing Takes on Team Nerdist at Bowling, Because Why Not?
1	1 Vote	Bombings Near Syrian School Kill 22, at Least 20 Years Late (And Kind of Tired of Building Better Cattle)
1	1 Vote	Today's Sexy Body Hack: Eat Walnuts to Boost Sperm Health Care
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Insane Ways Dogs Can Inadvertently Screw Over Their Owners
1	1 Vote	French Senate Backs Embryonic Stem Cells
1	1 Vote	I Hope I Don't Know About New Film Voted Worst Movie Ever Wonder Woman Movie Trailer Is Totally Dead Ostrich