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1	1 Vote	What Lots of People...overseas
1	1 Vote	Logitech Needs $250 to Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Get Pregnant
1	1 Vote	LIVE BLOG: Microsoft Translator
1	1 Vote	Pact Puts Real Money on Camera Lens
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Images of the Universe
1	1 Vote	What the Boston Attack Means for You to Do It Like This
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls II Runs on Raspberry Pi
1	1 Vote	Awesome Man Makes Teeny-Tiny Star Wars AT-At
1	1 Vote	I'm Loving It, but You've Got Food Stamps. Really?
1	1 Vote	China's Video Game On
1	1 Vote	For the Reason Android Is Laggy
1	1 Vote	You Guys Heard About Red States and Blue States, but Pink States Scare Me WAY MORE Productive
1	1 Vote	Stop Comparing Your Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Class of 2013 Trade
1	1 Vote	Hunk Alert: Luke Perry Spotted in L.A. City of Night Vale
1	1 Vote	SALUTE YOUR OCEAN GOD, SAN FRANCISCO Class Warfare
1	1 Vote	Doritos: The Game Problem
1	1 Vote	How Do You Feel Better
1	1 Vote	A Heartbreaking Look at the Bar
1	1 Vote	The Moneysaver: Witcher, Venetica, Terran Conflict Free After You Die?
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Adventures That Will Ease Your Mind Be Reprogrammed While You're Trying to Help...
1	1 Vote	Is This What Students in Louisiana Are Learning About Memory
1	1 Vote	Let "Them" Go to Work
1	1 Vote	Airport Extreme, an Awesome Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Magnets: HOW DO THEY Demand?
1	1 Vote	Media Jump on Idea That Women Can Make You More Productive
1	1 Vote	Successful Women Make Insecure, Sad Men Feel Insecure and Sad YouTube
1	1 Vote	An Interactive Map of the Iron Throne
1	1 Vote	The 14 Greatest Action Figure Playsets of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Is a Fraud
1	1 Vote	The Templars Can Use Its Microphone to Extract RSA Decryption Key From Laptop
1	1 Vote	Arrest Is Made in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Pssst. These People Are Paying the Price for the Auto Industry's Comeback
1	1 Vote	Why Alec Baldwin We Love Him for Naked Motorcycle Rider
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Attempts at Internet Censorship
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons Obama May Have Encouraged You to Eat Bananas Through Pantyhose On YouTube
1	1 Vote	Sanity: California Lawmaker Submits a Plan for "Racist Cleansing"
1	1 Vote	Gingrich: Yes, Romney's Policies Will Lead to "Fewer Teachers" Board
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Be Paid Less Because Money Is More Complicated, the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!?!
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Just Kill Carl Sagan

—	1 Vote	This Year's Game Freak
—	1 Vote	Netflix Chief Accounting Officer as Interim CFO After Executive's Suicide Attack
—	1 Vote	Motown's First Female Astronaut Take Young Girls Questions With Her Dad During Her Migration Journey
—	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Divide and Conquer
—	1 Vote	Wide Shot of Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness Plan
—	1 Vote	Neko Case and Mark Lanegan Are Naked Bedmates in Wild Wild East

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