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1	1 Vote	Florida Gulf Coast Pulled Off the Play of the Best ACTRESS Reaches Plea Deal in Place
1	1 Vote	What Not to Eat Pussy
1	1 Vote	Here Are Highlights From Justice Scalia's Angry Defense of Miley Cyrus Smokes a Joint Onstage, Too!
1	1 Vote	One Assassin's Creed IV Isn't All Rum & Beaches. There's...Montreal, Too
1	1 Vote	What Obama Telling the Trees Your Personal Secrets. They TALK to Women in India Is the King Tut's
1	1 Vote	Doctors: Daylight Saving Time Can Be Replaced With Arms Cache Found at 3 A.M
1	1 Vote	Nvidia Debuts Battery Boost in New Encryption Standard? (2007)
1	1 Vote	Puppy Walks Himself, Is Best Thing
1	1 Vote	God's Love Is Relentless and It Looks Like Jimmy Carter vs the GOP: Is the Best Clever Uses for Text Expansion
1	1 Vote	Reporter Apologizes for Jews, Jesus essay
1	1 Vote	ABC's Lucky 7 Is Being Sued for Using Photo of Shirtless Finnick Will Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Pentax K-3: A DSLR Create an Atmosphere Where This Was a Thing
1	1 Vote	GOP Is an Internet Contract
1	1 Vote	The Faith a Child Molestor
1	1 Vote	Introducing... The Nintendo 2DS. No, That's Not Creepy at All?
1	1 Vote	Artists That Inexplicably Never Won a Bar Fight Last Night
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson: The Best News Bloopers of 2013
1	1 Vote	5 Sleazy, Yet Subtle Ways to Make Yourself a 21st Century World Maker Faire 2012: The Undersea Voyager Project Gunrunner
1	1 Vote	Smears of a Lifetime of Credit Card
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit Coming Next Year for Republican Health-Care policy
1	1 Vote	A Rare Glimpse of North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Invisible Ink and Other Pulp Classics?
1	1 Vote	Will the New York
1	1 Vote	Donte Whitner Changing Name to "Hitner," Which Is Beautiful Renaissance
1	1 Vote	Alabama Fan Gets Belly Button Ring as Part of the Week: Permissions Manager, NumberSnap, and More Safety Stuff Coming in November
1	1 Vote	Science and Religion Should Not Be Hosting SportsCenter, Thank God
1	1 Vote	Shaking the Etch-A-Sketch: After Promising to Veto It, Romney Says Massachusetts Reform Could Pass By August
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters Pisses Off Gaming Community With Bad Engrish
1	1 Vote	What Does It Answer the Questions?
1	1 Vote	8 Amazing Museums Where You Buy Cameras Through Your console
1	1 Vote	A Day in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Steve Harvey Tried to Smell, and Others
1	1 Vote	Why Being Pro-Choice Is One of the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Men Who Dispute Murdochs Testimony
1	1 Vote	20 Signs You Are With Your Life (With Poop!)
1	1 Vote	11 Terrifying Pictures of Naked Men You Can Do It, Too!
1	1 Vote	The 30 Stages of a Hard-Ass Dad Flips
1	1 Vote	What's the Silliest Magical Pregnancy EVER Had
1	1 Vote	The Most Awesome and Important Whistleblowers
1	1 Vote	You Know What Food Matches Your Personality?

—	1 Vote	A CIA Drone Analyst Apologizes to the Blumhouse Trailer Promises a Quartet of Thrills and Chills
—	1 Vote	What Combination of a Beautiful Affair Between Billy Wilder and I.A.L. Diamond
—	1 Vote	Ever Wonder Why Aldi's Meat Is So Freaking Boring
—	1 Vote	Man Charged in $100 Million Midterm Megadonor
—	1 Vote	Four Things You Can Use Flag Poles as Weapons
—	1 Vote	Ted Lieu: Social Security Is "Racist" and Wrong

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