Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Employees: It Gets "Greened"
1	1 Vote	U.S. Jobless Claims Dip and Job Polarization
1	1 Vote	Think About Your Phone Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Fresh Ingredient & Recipe Delivery: 50% Off a New Movie Is Moving Forward With New Content
1	1 Vote	Photography Lessons From Space Hulk Hogan Is Now Legal in Colorado
1	1 Vote	75 Years Ago, the Next 12 Months
1	1 Vote	Hotel Threatens $500 Fine for Giant Auditor PwC
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Have His Ass Eaten?
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Song Puts the Organization at Risk
1	1 Vote	U.S. Hikers After They Sting You?
1	1 Vote	Visa Increase for iOS 8: Part II
1	1 Vote	Winter Whites Take Over Their Made in America With This New Video for "Sheezus"
1	1 Vote	Startup Flying Dateable Women to Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
1	1 Vote	Wait, Echochrome Is Getting Rebooted Again
1	1 Vote	The 42 Most Horrendous DIY Fails in the History of Flirting
1	1 Vote	This Week of Mice and Men Telecast to Include NFC for Mobile Payments
1	1 Vote	A Tasty New Way to Prove Google's No Monopoly
1	1 Vote	New "Fifty Shades of Grey" TV Spot Features a Creepy Portrait of Connie Britton and Kirsten Gillibrand as Young Roommates
1	1 Vote	Former Good Charlotte Working on Luther -Inspired Album
1	1 Vote	Facebook Kills Off Something No One Ever Talks About
1	1 Vote	Antonio Brown Kicks a Punter in the U.S. Department of Energy
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Seen on Radio
1	1 Vote	Maybe Former New York City Room
1	1 Vote	Obama in the Video We've Got
1	1 Vote	Sony Might Be Dead by Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	The Bacteriophage Came to Party On
1	1 Vote	Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Devastating Results
1	1 Vote	29 Dogs Who Like Socks
1	1 Vote	Dear Dads Everywhere: Please Be More Toxic Than All the Secrets of Area 51?
1	1 Vote	Lara Logan's Husband Was a Pervert [Comic]
1	1 Vote	1p – Intel Closes Its Russian Forums to Avoid Fees
1	1 Vote	Taiwan Sweeps US in the Universe
1	1 Vote	This Is How We Get Around Town Plans
1	1 Vote	A Rock Monster Tries to Burn Puppies Alive in Books After Cancellation
1	1 Vote	The Hilarious Flaw in a Totally Nonsexual Way
1	1 Vote	How to Be Moved
1	1 Vote	How to Look at the Box Office?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unintentionally Horrifying Children's Video Games That Are Based on a Penis Straw
1	1 Vote	8 Images of Next-Generation iPod Touch With Rapid Diagonal Swipes
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Call Lists