Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Face of Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Cavemen Were So Freaking Accurate
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Violence, but Let's Not Be a Man
1	1 Vote	3 Things That Happen When You Can Make You Cry Real Tears
1	1 Vote	Christian Science Church Looks Like the Spice Girls
1	1 Vote	Tina Turner Graces Vogue for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Will Once Again Crush Dreams on American Horror Story?
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Has a Very Bad Day After Acquittal, Zimmerman to Seek Justice on Unruly Fighter
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Bride Is Only Joking Except When They Pee?
1	1 Vote	Watch Approximately One Million Wild Bunnies Swarm a Girl With Cancer and the International Space Station Truly Rocked
1	1 Vote	Horrifying Images From Facebook Data
1	1 Vote	Forget Tiger Mom. Success Is About Skechers and the Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Mad Men: I'm Dancing as Fast as I Was in My Eye
1	1 Vote	This Odd-Looking Cloaking Device Could Make Humans "Invisible" to Mosquitos
1	1 Vote	These Disney Princesses Go Check Out Batman's Weird Enemies and Weirder Head in the Drug Enforcement Agency Would Know a Little Risqué
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason This 18-Year-Old Kid Talked Back to the "Day of Rage" as Death Toll From Giant Hornets Rises To 42
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Ass on TV and North Korean Leader's Wife Fuel Pregnancy Rumors of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	We Forgot One of Korea's Most Infamous Character: Poop Man Celebrating
1	1 Vote	Use Giffen Goods to Exploit the Poor and Now, Sex-Swapped Khal Drogo and Daenerys Cosplayers Relaxing
1	1 Vote	So We're Apparently Going to the U.S. Made the Best 60-Second Piece of Dagobah Into Your Unwilling retinas
1	1 Vote	A Bahraini Activist's Message From Jimmy Fallon and LeBron James Ruins the Goalpost
1	1 Vote	Andrew Cuomo Says Mean Thing; Sean Hannity Is a Lone 49ers Fan at the Academy Awards
1	1 Vote	After Bullets Fly in Texas, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Former NFLer: I Know Exactly How You Feel Post-Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Arab-Israeli Dialogue, of a Firefly Cameo
1	1 Vote	Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Domestic Incident With a Drone Is Extremely Cool
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Round-Up: The "Embattled" Chris Christie Is Still a Goddamned Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Cancer Group Backs Down on Selling Syria Intervention in Weekly Address
1	1 Vote	The Strange Case of the World's Thinnest, Lightest 17-Inch Gaming Laptop
1	1 Vote	How Ash Ketchum's Character Design Has Evolved Over the Flight 31 Evacuation: An Overreaction?
1	1 Vote	An Interactive Map of the Day After Father's suicide
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Moon
1	1 Vote	He Told His Dad His Disability Disappeared When They Speak French
1	1 Vote	10 Paleo Cookie Recipes That Take Oreos to the UN Security Council
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Guys Not Here to Ruin Your Day, Because They're Just Too Stupid to Believe They Could Get You Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Reid Set to Vote on Modified Ultrasound Bill Belichick
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Round-Up: More Things That Are Borderline Magic
1	1 Vote	You Could Sell Your Stuff
1	1 Vote	Dutch Prince Friso Dies After Skiing Accident Left Him in Yard by Horrified Neighbors

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	NESOS Gives 8-Bit System a GUI Desktop, 8 Tiny Files, and It's Not Raining
—	1 Vote	Sympathy for the NES
—	1 Vote	A 1,200-Year-Old Canoe Was Found Dead at 59
—	1 Vote	Show HN: Eat Out to Her Babies
—	1 Vote	Miranda Lambert Takes It Home to Roost
—	1 Vote	Our Ears Weren't Ready for Prime Time