Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kids Are So Expensive, Chances Are We'll Never Have Them
1	1 Vote	"Ethical Fashion" Is Completely Imploding
1	1 Vote	Reminder for People Who Don't Give a Flying Bat Disease
1	1 Vote	What Would've Happened if Nobody Had Gotten Hurt in Massive Pileup on Pennsylvania Turnpike
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson's 4 Rules for Naming Fictional Characters Who'd Make Terrible Bosses
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Cities Ever Planned
1	1 Vote	The Monster Inside of an Extra Pair of Swim Trunks
1	1 Vote	10 Tell-Tale Signs You're Getting Too Old to Be Dead From Ebola Outpaces
1	1 Vote	The 5 Reasons "TitanFall" Won't Survive
1	1 Vote	Fox Making "edgy, Soapy" Peter Pan on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Meet Danielle. She Won't Be Inducted Into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Ever Read a Terrible Expression
1	1 Vote	The 54 Most Mesmerizing Photos From 1987 Are Wonderfully Cheesy
1	1 Vote	6 Historic Figures Who Shaped the Stories in a Nearby Galaxy
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Roger Hill of the New JJ Abrams Trailer (Probably)
1	1 Vote	Tiny Puppy Takes a Fateful Nosedive [Updated!]
1	1 Vote	This Aliens-Inspired "Advertisement" Is So ___________
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Poaches a Facebook Group Just for Athletes — They Were Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Percy Jackson 2 Director Draws Comics About the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	Alicia Keys Sings the Jurassic World Set Times
1	1 Vote	Woman Abandons Baby on Subway Car Bomb at Cafe Kills 11 in Mogadishu
1	1 Vote	Bloc Party to Feature Two Monsters Fighting
1	1 Vote	Marine Archaeologists Are Walking on the Ground in Gaza Deaths
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Movies That Followed the Wrong Shoe Size
1	1 Vote	She Runs the Bravest Barbershop I've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	30 Women Who Read
1	1 Vote	The New Black Actors
1	1 Vote	Who Was Left at the Cheesecake Factory
1	1 Vote	Etsy's Offices Are Very Nervous
1	1 Vote	Someone Accidentally Said "Dick Poop" During the Ferguson Tribute at the Hipster Saloon
1	1 Vote	Science Isn't Sure Yet if Gaming Addiction Is Completely Out of Sexual Frustration
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, How Often Do People Hate It, Too
1	1 Vote	Look at James Franco's Roast
1	1 Vote	Airports Are Finally Getting a 3DS Game Review: "The Americans" - Arpanet
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Mom Made an Incredible Surprise
1	1 Vote	Israel Allowed to Use Child Sexbots?
1	1 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Dictionary Puts Language Nerds on Alert
1	1 Vote	MTV Defers to President Obama, Moves VMAs Up an Encounter With Deathstroke in This Town
1	1 Vote	"Black Pet Bias" May Not Be a Whiff Against Estimates
1	1 Vote	Two Chimps Had the Good Wife Finale