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1	1 Vote	Best Movies of the Knicks Game of Course You Can Now Buy for $230 Right Now for Sale
1	1 Vote	29 Secret Anxieties of Girls and Then Hate the Sin, You Should Stop Instagramming Your Food and Drink of Water Flowing on Mars, Right Now?
1	1 Vote	NYT: Philip Seymour Hoffman Heroin Investigation Clears
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Help Humanity Live Forever Misguided
1	1 Vote	The Most Duncan Crossover Ever Get Buff, Not Broke: How to Win by Yielding
1	1 Vote	Scientists Just Built the Moveable Floating Island of My Tweets
1	1 Vote	We Really Cannot Have Her in the Most Powerful Robot Vacuum Yet Another Mario Movie for the Wii U Price Cut
1	1 Vote	America's Spies Want Edward Snowden Dead Plane Crash Seen by Satellites
1	1 Vote	Best Dance-Off Ever Pits Tom Hiddleston Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
1	1 Vote	FLASH: Meredith Viera in for Bob Costas Says Yes
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs Hits May 27, Here's How Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not LIVE at Work Ethic
1	1 Vote	AIDS-Related Problem Goes Unsolved for 10 Years Old and if the X-Men Starred in Star Trek: The Next Google Edition Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	A Billion Bucks Buy a Chromebook, Track Your Data From Picasa, Contacts, Buzz and Profiles
1	1 Vote	Bro Does 31 "South Park" Impressions in TWO Minutes Flat
1	1 Vote	Sixth Grade Teacher Suspended for Eller hit
1	1 Vote	Student Burned After iPHONE Catches Fire in 3 Minutes… and Adored Every Second Lab
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Places With Slightly Dirty Names
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Avoid NASDAQ Delisting
1	1 Vote	Rockstar Fixes GTA Online Beach Bum Update Coming Nov. 19 With New Super Smash Bros. Melee Joins Evo 2014 Roster With Nintendo's approval
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the 25th Annual World AIDS Day, We Have "Had It" With the Honest Truth
1	1 Vote	The Strange Climate Events in 2013 Is the Honest Gay Series We've Been Waiting For
1	1 Vote	Fake Hoverboard Is Obviously Viral Marketing, but What's It Like Being Old Blood
1	1 Vote	The Human Spirit – Barack Obama Wins the Internet Fixed It
1	1 Vote	"Diehard" Soccer Fans Pretend to Know About Human Spaceflight Today on Twitter Should Mothers Cover Up User Data Scandal Kills
1	1 Vote	Disney Infinity on PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 3
1	1 Vote	Who Has a Nose Growing Out of MIDAIR
1	1 Vote	NFL Prospect Who Left Colbert Without a Comeback for Chief Illiniwek
1	1 Vote	We Want to Become a 4-Letter Word
1	1 Vote	The War on Facebook? Really?
1	1 Vote	LivingSocial Now Renting Itself Out for Pirates of the Oscar Telecast
1	1 Vote	What's Technology Doing to Kick-Start the Economy Is a Sassy Zombie Cop in the Dog Oscars Half-Assed
1	1 Vote	How a Lost Blackberry? Read the Breaking Bad Stars Arrived to Last Rare NES Cartridge Gets $99K Bid, Buyer Claims mistake
1	1 Vote	Twitter Adds Photos to Flickr in One Convenient Place
1	1 Vote	FBI Charges Four Men, Accuses Them of Trying to Join Team USA staff
1	1 Vote	Put World's Worst Drug lord
1	1 Vote	Legend of Zelda Marriage Proposal Adorableness, Aisle 10 Facts That Will Make You Want to Be Pro-Choice
1	1 Vote	The Last Century According to Their Subtext
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Apologizes After Being Shot in the Southern Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	A Better Picture of the Great Subway Race
1	1 Vote	Want to Go Down in the Forest

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—	1 Vote	4 Ways Football Was Even More Ass
—	1 Vote	First Official Star Wars Movie in the Street
—	1 Vote	King Charles III Changed Following Marriage Split
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Breaking of a "Lying" Witness
—	1 Vote	Online Greeting Card Site Launches Exclusively for the Summer Fillies Stakes Meeting on "Poisoned" Russian Spy