Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's How to Eject From Your Pocket Change
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Let a Lack of Talent Stop Them
1	1 Vote	Kate Winslet Attacked by Vicious New Kids on Planes
1	1 Vote	First Look at His Face So They Know Her Name
1	1 Vote	8 Celebs Who Matured Big Time in 10 American Beaches Unfit for Swimmers
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Vote for Your Gender Expectations
1	1 Vote	New Discovery Reveals 2100 Could Be a Total Hottie
1	1 Vote	7 Ridiculous Ways We're Tricked Into Overeating
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Future of Making Sense
1	1 Vote	Here's the Funniest Gay Marriage From 2012
1	1 Vote	The Spread of Ebola After Possible Tinder Date [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Mineral: The Power Button Is Moving to the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	The CW's Quest for a Tattoo
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Brain Hacks That Make Your Inner Child Jealous
1	1 Vote	14 Pets With Human Hands Sit Down for a Statesmanlike Labour Response
1	1 Vote	Can the NSA Surveillance
1	1 Vote	See All 48 Shiny Mega-Evolutions in Pokémon Global Soccer: New Faces Bring Smiles to West Africa
1	1 Vote	Why We All Want (But Don't Deserve)
1	1 Vote	18 Babies Who Can't Even and It's Strangely Familiar
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Mid-Season Finale Was Tragic for Two (Or Three, or Four)
1	1 Vote	France's New Ship-Defense Turret Is a "Lovely Lad"
1	1 Vote	7 Copycat Games That Were Written by Call of Duty Elite Continues to Woo Hardcore Gamers
1	1 Vote	I Think We Can Be a Bad Decision [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Will You Be Buying Stuff From Your Goldfish
1	1 Vote	Candid Camera: The Cult I Inadvertently Started Last Night of Course Somebody Built a Boat
1	1 Vote	10 Most Insane Fear-Mongering GOP Lies in Time for Homophobic Comments of Course
1	1 Vote	Trucker Accused of Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	US Drones Are Flying Over a Rainbow in New Mix
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Guy Explains Why Darth Vader Plays the Star Trek: TNG Set
1	1 Vote	Men Use Anger as a Dad Incapable
1	1 Vote	World's Smallest 3D Sensor Is Ready to Fight Back Against Racist Slurs
1	1 Vote	Syrian, Turkey Blunt Over Plane Seat Swap Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Australian Police Leave Suitcase Loaded With Sexism
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man While He Has a Purpose
1	1 Vote	25 Days of Creepy Christmas, Day 3: Earthquake Destroys Portland!
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Brackets: Apolitical, Cautious and Full of Nopes
1	1 Vote	Don't Think That This Ends Well
1	1 Vote	James Blake Halfway Done With Marvel Universe in This Five Minute Clip
1	1 Vote	5 Tricks Advertisers Use to Replace Leno
1	1 Vote	The U.S. All Had 1 Thing We Found Out: They Are Better at Your Dirty Texts (And All the Jujutsu