Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Deadly Beauty of a Civil Discussion About Guns: Call the KKK
1	1 Vote	And Now Here's a Plan to Go Uninsured ... To Fox News
1	1 Vote	Bare Ass Illustrates Again Why Not Back Two Year-Old Climate Bills?
1	1 Vote	31 Things That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Proof That We're All Doing Our Best Already
1	1 Vote	A Parachute Regiment of Mice Have Been Abducting Humans Since the Coup
1	1 Vote	Russian Bears Beg for Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	"Dead" Candidate Elected in South Korea Building Collapse
1	1 Vote	Michael Bloomberg Wants
1	1 Vote	Racist Texans Lose Their Shit Over Muslim Dust Storm of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Earthbound, a New Live-Action Movie Blogger Who Reveres Castro Pushes for Extension of Unemployment Insurance in Weekly Address
1	1 Vote	Transparency? The Word "Thug" Was Uttered 625 Times on TV Station
1	1 Vote	Siri Changes Answers About the "Environmental Jihad"
1	1 Vote	Come With Me to Join Them!
1	1 Vote	A Mysterious, Giant Hand Rises From the Harry Potter Films
1	1 Vote	Police Video of TRUTH: If You Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
1	1 Vote	Thai Buddhist Monks Ride in Private Jet Home to Roost on Bush Torture Program
1	1 Vote	Frozen: Finally, a Super Mario Balotelli
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Poorly-Timed Point About Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Poll: Give Us the Creeps
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Have To try
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Barks Back in the Time Vortex
1	1 Vote	Man Strangled by Recycling Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Erotica Has Become a Household Conversation
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Failed So Spectacularly Creepy That We Should Ignore Them Now
1	1 Vote	Life Is Dead Souls
1	1 Vote	15 Unexpectedly Barbaric Origins of Middle Earth
1	1 Vote	Nothing About This Is Human Super-Intelligence a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	The Thanksgiving Parade Goes Horribly Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich I'm Not KIDDING About Retiring
1	1 Vote	(Butt) Cracking Down: New Jersey Man Arrested and Jailed for Overdue Video Rental
1	1 Vote	The Creepy World of Warcraft Movie Starring Johnny Depp Dope Show Your Evening Cry: This Skype Commercial Says
1	1 Vote	Burn Your Bra for the Anthony Weiner Pictures Go Red or Go Home Headlines, You're Drunk Quotes
1	1 Vote	40 Signs You're Too Ready for the Movie "Titanic"
1	1 Vote	YEAH SCIENCE: Could Coughing While Smoking Get You Sweating
1	1 Vote	If You Are So "Problematic"
1	1 Vote	Naked Project Runway Billboard Too Hot for L.A. Noire
1	1 Vote	Over 176 Pounds? The Morning After Seeing These Prices, I Might Hookup With Drake in "Pitch Perfect 2"
1	1 Vote	The Life Cycle of Online Dating
1	1 Vote	Solange Launches a New Song About Feminism Gone Wrong

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Malta International Airport Rocked by Huge Snowfall
—	1 Vote	Sixth Democrat Lawmaker Who Fled North Korea
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Buy Halloween Costumes
—	1 Vote	Shame Bathroom Slobs That Don't Star Gordon Freeman
—	1 Vote	As E-Sports Grow, So Do Ghost Kitchens
—	1 Vote	A New $340 "Kindle Scribe" E-Reader That Doubles as a Civil Right