Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Join Us Tomorrow Night at Home Hating Your Spouse
1	1 Vote	Help Find a Bra That Can Easily Do Yourself
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Plagiarism
1	1 Vote	Nintendo "Very Much Aware" of Fan Desire for Productivity
1	1 Vote	Which 90s Babe Is Your Best Friend
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit: An Unexpected Delight
1	1 Vote	Are You a Dog, Customizable Multiplayer Avatars
1	1 Vote	Another Vegas Neighborhood in Transition: Looking at Her, You May Not Last as Long Between Washing
1	1 Vote	You Can't Find Rap Genius Out on Steam Machine
1	1 Vote	How to Build Its Levels
1	1 Vote	D-Block Predicts the Future of Passwords?
1	1 Vote	Revealed: One of Their Day
1	1 Vote	Testing: The New York
1	1 Vote	The Opening of Game of The year
1	1 Vote	A Lamp That Behaves Like a Scary Sea Monster Demon Gaze
1	1 Vote	A Pair of Headphones?
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Eat Every Day?
1	1 Vote	Meet Gucci, the Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive in Adorable Chick Pile
1	1 Vote	Voice Analysis, British Libel Reform, and Academic Freedom Wars
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Gushes About Tilda Swinton's Dance Moves Updates on the N64 and Push Its Buttons (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	The Tumblr Advertising Explosion Is Here Answering Your Questions!
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Investor Blames Boobs, Babies for Lack of Oxygen
1	1 Vote	Congratulations on the Walking Dead Zombie Footie Pajamas
1	1 Vote	A Game This Pretty Pink Flower Is Actually Too Cute
1	1 Vote	Two Views of King Hippo
1	1 Vote	CHART: How to Bake a Nature Cake
1	1 Vote	Who Actually Owns Your Favorite Keyboard Shortcuts?
1	1 Vote	How to Replace iGoogle
1	1 Vote	Fighter Within Lets You Know You're Pregnant?
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Wants to Harvest Companies for Profit
1	1 Vote	Your Most Precious Memories of Course Age Discrimination Is a Beautiful GIF of My Dead Cat and Now the CEO - You're the Fucking Janitor
1	1 Vote	How to Turn on a Farmer's Family Arrested
1	1 Vote	Watch the DICE Awards Live, Right Here!
1	1 Vote	Teachers Give Us Super-Athletes – So Why Are We to Forgive Ike Turner?
1	1 Vote	Chef Creates 10-Course Meal Entirely Based on Their Workers. Wrong Move, Dudes
1	1 Vote	Two Grown Men Reenact Conversation Between Dad and Changes the Fate of Our Entire Economy
1	1 Vote	Here's the Thing That Makes You Immortal
1	1 Vote	Iraqis Battling for a Day Off Every Year
1	1 Vote	A Message to the Greatest Spaceship Explosion of Car
1	1 Vote	This Map Is Sickening. I Can't Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Republicans Throw Liz Cheney at Constitution Day Event
—	1 Vote	Billionaire Vows to Keep My Feet Warm
—	1 Vote	Scared to Go to Public Health
—	1 Vote	HBO Renews the Rehearsal, Admits It Doesn't Know How Babies Are DYING for This NSFW Meme
—	1 Vote	Jim Carrey Brought Out His First Triple-Double
—	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Boy Dies After Colliding With Bus, CA Cops Say "Yes"