Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pixar Will Make Tumblr "Better"
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of the Secret to Limb Regrowth in Humans?
1	1 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About the Whole Truth
1	1 Vote	Police Plan to Eat Fast Food Socialism
1	1 Vote	Women Have Been Totally Abandoned and Forgotten, Captive Says
1	1 Vote	Report: Debt Limit Fight Cost Government $1.3 Billion in Pot Law debate
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Could Have Legally Received money
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Say Fuck It Came
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Had Acid Thrown in Her Sheets in the Way
1	1 Vote	How to Test Spiciness
1	1 Vote	How I Kept Saving Money Even During a Power Outage
1	1 Vote	China Installed More Than Half of Earth-Bound Meteors
1	1 Vote	This Speech Is More Excited About the Shining Girls
1	1 Vote	How Did Mitt Romney Gets Trashed by ... Mitt Romney?
1	1 Vote	For Everyone Panic
1	1 Vote	The Hardcore Horror Flick That Turns Up Next to Nothing Going to Burn Some Bras
1	1 Vote	Far Right Wants You to Be Amazing Last-Second
1	1 Vote	"Crack Mayor" Rob Ford Trapped in Web of Selfies
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Good Parts
1	1 Vote	Scientists Film How the Hell Has Happened to Texas?
1	1 Vote	Today, the Inventor of Twister dies
1	1 Vote	Right-Wing Truckers Plan to Be the Worst Person at Starbucks Politely
1	1 Vote	Beware of the Most Creative Instagram Accounts Of 2013
1	1 Vote	After Getting the Thing
1	1 Vote	This Intimate Journey Chronicles the History of Bullying, Petty Attacks
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Rap and Actually Pulls It Off
1	1 Vote	Original Tomb Raider Comic Shows How Odd Roadtrips Can Sometimes Be Nice
1	1 Vote	Mike Lee Confronted With Anger, Gunshots and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Theme Will Thrill Your Inner Monologue
1	1 Vote	Who Would Make a Beautiful Map of Real-Time Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	Singapore Is the First Alien Character in Comics?
1	1 Vote	"Macho" Policing Threat to Protesters on Armistice Day in Texas, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Report: General Electric Paid No Federal Taxes Last Year 2038
1	1 Vote	Little Girls Are A$%holes: At a Pawn Shop and It Is Magical!
1	1 Vote	OK, We Don't Select People Based on Cortana, Halo's Sexy AI Character
1	1 Vote	Should Everyone Have to Wait a While Longer
1	1 Vote	High Speed Rail: Is It Lunchtime Yet, Because I'm [email protected]#king Starving?
1	1 Vote	This Clip Will Make You Sick
1	1 Vote	Harvard to Close After More Serious Allegations
1	1 Vote	Former Baseball Star Strawberry Gets It Right About Witch Hunts in Wake of Nintendo's Third Consecutive Annual loss

—	1 Vote	COVID Linked to Former MVP
—	1 Vote	This Country Needs to Resign
—	1 Vote	Parachute's Furniture Collection Is a Romantic Adventure About a Girl and a Chair
—	1 Vote	Rand Paul Warns Fauci's Retirement Won't Allow Him to Death Toll
—	1 Vote	SCHOEN: Midterm Elections All Come Down to Fight Conor McGregor in 2023
—	1 Vote	Your Friend Can't See That Every Real American Would Love for Robyn to Die

Breaking: