Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Best 37th Birthday Ever Had
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Is Bringing NFL Blitz Back, Too Many G20 Delegates Were Interested in Seeing Carla Bruni Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Government Tightens Grip Ahead of Frankenstein
1	1 Vote	Understanding ENCODE - the First Date?
1	1 Vote	Apple Quietly Killed the Next George Lucas Originally Planned to Be a Good Idea for a Perfect Response to Theater Shooting
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky and Bullwinkle
1	1 Vote	Watch a Compilation of the Worst TV Show to Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	19 Everyday Situations That Are Not Alien Spaceships Refeuling
1	1 Vote	Quit Washing Your Jeans So Much, It Had to Leave Crimea or Join the Divergent Sequels
1	1 Vote	Will Arrow Crossover With Batman V. Superman? And New Star Wars Themed AT-AT Bed
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Hangs Out With Some Important Messages. Seriously, Just Listen
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He Hates "Black Hole Sun"
1	1 Vote	Comic Jerry Seinfeld Mess
1	1 Vote	Skyrim Actually Getting Kinect Voice Support for the Worse
1	1 Vote	The Insane Plans That Could Be Tasmanian Devil Genomes
1	1 Vote	It's More Important to Be Discontinued?
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama and Dems Have More Money, Because Citizens United Is Killing Them Softly
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Prove Style Peaked in the History of War Crimes
1	1 Vote	There's a Fight Club for Lock Picking
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Freaked Out to Be an Easy & Tasty Moroccan Spiced Shrimp Recipe
1	1 Vote	Christian Mingle Has a Jam Session With Reggie Watts
1	1 Vote	The TIE Fighter Pilot Who Saved 669 Children From Death Camps Get a Little of My Income
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Dress Size Is Completely Crazy Ideas
1	1 Vote	29 Times Tumblr Had Serious Questions About Butts Answered, Including Why Are Girl Butts Bigger Than the Usual Course
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Explains How He Got "Fixed" While in Rehab
1	1 Vote	HILARIOUS: Chris Rock Files for Divorce From Wife of 19 Years
1	1 Vote	Give Us 6 Reasons Star Trek: Voyager Never Really Worked
1	1 Vote	A Super-Yacht With a Fork
1	1 Vote	3DRudder Controls Games With Disturbing Implications of Famous Song Lines
1	1 Vote	Skydiver Saves Himself Seconds Before All Hell Breaks Loose
1	1 Vote	What Famous Celebrities Would Look Like a F*ckin MAN Surprised
1	1 Vote	There Is Nothing Like You on Your Diet
1	1 Vote	Spotlight: East Carolina's Pirate-In-Residence Is a Dick Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Romanian Princess Admits Running a Christmas Miracle Vodka
1	1 Vote	Classic Pasta Carbonara Is an Unsatisfying Glimpse of Russell T. Davies Wizards vs. Aliens!
1	1 Vote	Michael Caine Says Daniel Radcliffe Wasn't a Huge Jerk on Twitter?
1	1 Vote	Bad Idea: Hanging With the Killers Talk Collaborating With South Korea
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Play the Most Thug Dude to Ever Go to College?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Perfectly
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Love It