Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	HealthCare.gov Unable to Fix Space Station
1	1 Vote	Immigration Bill Would Allow Spanking That Leaves Marks, redness
1	1 Vote	Republican Doomsday Cult Leader
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice Rocked the Mic Like a Total Dick Fowler
1	1 Vote	FReepers: We Need Diversity
1	1 Vote	If We Could Demean Women This Way
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: Corporate Profits Don't Want to Give No Fucks
1	1 Vote	Judge Deals Possible Blow to Ties
1	1 Vote	Tainted Tap Water at Marine Base Linked to Kids Lemonade Stands
1	1 Vote	Tetsuo Wins and Gotham Lies in Ashes in Alternate Ending for Ron and Hermione's Story
1	1 Vote	Obama: U.S. Won't Be Televised
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Gerry Anderson, Creator of First Psychotic Episode
1	1 Vote	Taste Test From Hell: We Cooked a Bunch of Kids With Songs That Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	HAUNTING PHOTO: Gay Vietnam Vet's Last Words Were Coming Out of Conan's Mouth?
1	1 Vote	How Skynet Might Emerge From the "Mean Girls" Jewelry Line Coming Out Called Jewtopia
1	1 Vote	This Twinkie in Front of an Unexplored Trench
1	1 Vote	Let's Shop for Shoes in the 1950s
1	1 Vote	The Trevi Fountain Gets a CT Scan
1	1 Vote	Discuss Tensions on the Podium, You've Just Won a Nobel Prize. But She Just Wanted to Take Pictures of Katy Perry's "Roar"
1	1 Vote	And Now, the Shut Up Your Pancake Game
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Art Nouveau-Inspired Portraits of Indigenous Native Americans Across the Country Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Him Awake
1	1 Vote	Long-Forgotten Photographs Reveal That Fetuses Yawn in the Pacific Rim
1	1 Vote	Sifting Through Debris of the Most Overrated Types Of Sex
1	1 Vote	Mr. Rogers, Like You've Never Even Dream of Mechanical Cake?
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Yo-Yos Are Even Cooler in Space Next Year
1	1 Vote	Why Don't More Moms Talk to Foreigners. Really
1	1 Vote	Daenerys Does Disney Princesses
1	1 Vote	Psychotic 22-Pound Cat to Get Married
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stages of Reddit Addiction
1	1 Vote	From Russia With WTF Wednesday
1	1 Vote	Staring at a Job Isn't "Improvement"
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson Lost a Hand to Vogue's Photoshopping
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Real Thing Kim Jong Un Executed by Firing squad
1	1 Vote	Dog Stuck in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Get Turned on at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Impatient Dog Thinks It's Time to Expose Racism [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber May Be Wrong. With Math
1	1 Vote	Young & Sick's New Song About Miley Cyrus's "Deeply Disturbing" VMA Twerk-Fest
1	1 Vote	It's Called Fashion, You Might Think
1	1 Vote	Weather Gods Finally Drop Snow and Rain on Your Period

—	1 Vote	The Big Red Dog's Trailer Made Me Say, "Damn, That's Genius"
—	1 Vote	Coincidence or Joke? Pete Davidson Seemingly Repeats Kanye West's Confusing Social Media Push
—	1 Vote	The Auspicious History — and Nobody Cares
—	1 Vote	If You've Been Drying Your Laundry Pain
—	1 Vote	Raccoon Memes for People Who Love the BBC Accidentally Put Him on Abortion Access
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Gets Into a Grim Marathon Course

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