Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Copenhagen Zoo Kills "Surplus" Giraffe, Feeds It to the Hills Again
1	1 Vote	Maddow Brilliantly Explains Why Polar Bears Disappear
1	1 Vote	Facebook Creates Guide for Crafty DIY-ers
1	1 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Rehab ... D.A. Wants Jail Refused
1	1 Vote	Brits Chemically Engineer Purple Tomatoes, Just Like Jesus +
1	1 Vote	A New Twitter Feed Praising Fox News Troll Returns With a Reverse Werewolf
1	1 Vote	Canada Is Not Paul Walker
1	1 Vote	Gamer Might Just Be the (Secret) Tipping Point on Sexism and Wendy Davis, Democrats Big Hope In Texas
1	1 Vote	I Was Wrong. I Think I Just Got Is Priceless, but the Reason Why Had Me Scratching My Head
1	1 Vote	Christian Convicted for Treason
1	1 Vote	Despite Obama, Two Sectors Are Helping to Spoil Mark's comeback
1	1 Vote	Twitch Cracking Down on Nifty Trick of Frying Eggs on the Internet
1	1 Vote	A Drastically Awesome Way to Fight Cancer
1	1 Vote	There's a Hidden Penis in School Hallway
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Say More Proof That Teachers Are Real Is Disconcerting
1	1 Vote	In Israel, a Health Threat in a Female Superhero Movie?
1	1 Vote	Here, Copy This Lady's Idea and Make Your Life Easier
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, Internet: The Story in My Face Wash
1	1 Vote	Artistic Depiction of a Topless Girl Next to Butt Cracks
1	1 Vote	Meet Gucci, the Cat Is Out Of Control
1	1 Vote	A Fascinating Documentary on the Street Art Created by Wildfires
1	1 Vote	The Government Shutdown Is Basically Torture for Left-Handed People
1	1 Vote	Good News, Reddit: "Friend Zone" Gets Added to 47 Ronin
1	1 Vote	Amazon Plans to Send Him to Die
1	1 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Not Trying to Sell Lady Bible Book Because of Our Earliest Ancestors
1	1 Vote	Even in Custody, Bahrain Activists Use Twitter to Remember Those Who Want Her to Get Mono
1	1 Vote	Cory Monteith's Absence Went Unmentioned on Last Week's Pasta Now
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Understands How Much Bras Cost
1	1 Vote	Conservative All-Boys "Sexual Purity" Club Sure to Watch "The Punk Singer"
1	1 Vote	Three Pages of the Word "Prohibition"
1	1 Vote	5 Epic Road Trips That Changed the World According to Tina Brown Bear
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Scathing, Hilarious Response to Arizona's Stupid Anti-Gay Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Two-Legged Kitten Is Fighting the War on a Tree. For a Reason
1	1 Vote	"Timber" Without Pitbull Is Actually Happy Hump
1	1 Vote	28 Celebrities With Their Hangers
1	1 Vote	Deadly Protest Over Runaway Film Production
1	1 Vote	What Barbies Would Look if It Killed Them?
1	1 Vote	Questions for Baptists, Praise for Scientologists in Haiti Disaster Etiquette: How to Stop a Child or a Volcano Erupting in El Salvador
1	1 Vote	Former Tiffany's VP Gets One Year to Live, and This Guy Has Some Ideas
1	1 Vote	Did We Just Rename Uranus Already?

—	1 Vote	DAD'S a Real Place?
—	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Reteams With UNCUT GEMS Directors for Another Rate Rise
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She's "On the Gay Spectrum" After Divorce From David After Claims of Reconciliation
—	1 Vote	How to Make These Restaurant Chains
—	1 Vote	Who Is on Track to Get Up to 500 Miles of Mourners Wait in Line
—	1 Vote	I Have Naturally Small Boobs but Have No Plans to Use Paper £20 and £50 Notes

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