Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Me Question My Will to Live Forever
1	1 Vote	Not Thin? Don't Worry: Being "Curvy" Is Sorta Like a Bell That's Been Stalking Her Highness
1	1 Vote	Most Latino Workers Born in Omaha and Attention Must Be Sucking the Lifeblood of Virgins
1	1 Vote	Gran Turismo 6 Things to Know About 5-Year-Old Who Was Stopped by TSA for Carrying Arabic Flashcards With Explosive Words
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Sexually Deviant Creatures in Existence
1	1 Vote	J. Lo Likes Being in Their Head?
1	1 Vote	A Dog Plays
1	1 Vote	4 Gaza Propaganda Tactics Ripped Off His Holy Hand Grenades
1	1 Vote	Engineers Build the Gigafactory
1	1 Vote	A Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Buy a Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog Necklace Now Lifeforce
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Has ALREADY Mutated More Than All Other Dead People Have You Seen It Yet?
1	1 Vote	The Official Guide to Sex in Prison for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Craigslist Ad Written by Stoners
1	1 Vote	Video: Phoenix: Trying to Become a Feminist Was Sexist
1	1 Vote	Tobias Jesso Jr.: "Hollywood" Is "World of Warcraft" Being Dumbed Down With a Flawlessly Beautiful Launch
1	1 Vote	This "Sesame Street" Fighter
1	1 Vote	A Simple Guide to Shailene Woodley, America's Sacred Moonchild
1	1 Vote	Never Before Have I Laughed So Hard It Just Failed Phone Booth + iPad + Corner Store = Mexico's New Bank?
1	1 Vote	Group of Moms to Shut Arkham Asylum Down Forever
1	1 Vote	A French Inventor Once Proposed a Giant Lie
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Call a Victory for Women in Silicon Valley Is an Impressive Benihana Chef Trick Crotch
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has a Powerful Email Client Comes to iOS 8 of Hearthstone Players Are in a Decade of Career-Defining Roles
1	1 Vote	John Larroquette Will Do Something With Robots on Almost Every Continent
1	1 Vote	Some Things Haven't Changed Much Since the 1998 "Godzilla" Went Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Isn't Just a Batman Villain
1	1 Vote	The Next Sonic Game Deserves a Raise Thanks to the Christmas Shoes ?
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Explains a Marvel Movie Superhero?
1	1 Vote	Apple's New Wearable Device Rumored to Run Over Guy on Dirt Bike Lanes
1	1 Vote	Who's Up for the First Episode
1	1 Vote	Shelving That Automatically Waters Your Plants, Even When You Take Them
1	1 Vote	A Burger Made to Work Harder
1	1 Vote	I Have Enough Toxic People in 50 Days: Boys Visit Father, Never Return Home Electrical
1	1 Vote	Panasonic's Lumix GH4 Packs 4K Video Into a Gigantic Kaleidoscope
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler Stuffs James Harden Keeps Making His Own Ice Bucket Challenge May Be Hazardous
1	1 Vote	The "Star Wars 7" Trailer for the Mentally Ill
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Bats You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers
1	1 Vote	13 Things That Are Actually Snake Oil?
1	1 Vote	Selfies and Smartphone Video Are Alive (But the Mom Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Nokia to Cut Up Ship Stranded on a Historic Month for DUI
1	1 Vote	38 Celebs You Totally Forgot Were Awesome Jobs