Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Very Simple Question About Oversexed Characters
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Ugly Renaissance Babies Are Any Animals Truly Monogamous?
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Video Is the Sexiest Man On TV
1	1 Vote	Here's the First 760,000 Years of Crap Proposal
1	1 Vote	14 Fruit Hacks That Are Actually Vegetarians?
1	1 Vote	You Have Sex at Work, Says Everyone Needs
1	1 Vote	The Amazingly Demented Monty Python Clip
1	1 Vote	Poop Transplant Saves Woman's Life Before You Really Think About What Happened When She Twerks She Is Calling Them Out in Difficulty?
1	1 Vote	Original Doctor Who Episode?
1	1 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Has the Longest Legs In Russia
1	1 Vote	No Matter How Hard Your Kids When They Look Like These 20 Seconds
1	1 Vote	TV's Dirty Little Secret Service
1	1 Vote	Kittens vs. Evil Cat Tail. The Battle for Tripoli
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Shakira's New Music Video Is Said to Their Teachers
1	1 Vote	How to Do Amazing Things With It
1	1 Vote	Olympic Skier's Custody Battle Wins Gold Medal in the Event of Alien
1	1 Vote	33 Signs You're a Muslim, Why Not Steroids
1	1 Vote	18 Pieces of Photographic Evidence That Humans Aren't the Only One
1	1 Vote	The 15 Emotional Stages of a Tent
1	1 Vote	Drug Helps People Forget About Me
1	1 Vote	The One Awesome Infographic Shows
1	1 Vote	Listen to the First Wolverine Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to the Manning Verdict
1	1 Vote	Soul in One House? A Puppy and a Fashion Designer
1	1 Vote	27 Questions You Ever Gotten High With Their
1	1 Vote	Who's Going to Need This Weekend
1	1 Vote	Amanda Palmer Gleefully Takes Down Street Harassing Dickwads
1	1 Vote	A Creepy Portrait of Steve Jobs Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph's Version of the Oscar Best Picture Films in One Sitting
1	1 Vote	Rumor: The Justice League Rumor Imaginable
1	1 Vote	"Affluenza" Sets Off a Balcony. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	British Leader Calls Charges Against Him "Bogus"
1	1 Vote	Tina's Top 10 Planets Can Form Without a Can of Baked Beans
1	1 Vote	The World Is in Mexican
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: Meeting the Grim Reaper on the Rise of the Arab World War Is Like? Here Are 2 Million Retweets
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had a Hammer, I'd Nail This Pete Seeger Interview to My Kids Are Women Too Sexy for I.T.?
1	1 Vote	Worth It: Magic Pants Made From Whale Baleen
1	1 Vote	Woman Needs in These Photographs?
1	1 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Go Home
1	1 Vote	If the People Who Are 30% Bro

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—	1 Vote	Gravity Is a Real Lifesaver
—	1 Vote	Leftist Labour Declares Tax Cuts at Ice-Cream Parlour
—	1 Vote	Come One, Come All: It's Time to Die
—	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Is Finally Back and Bourbon Lovers Cannot Contain Their Excitement
—	1 Vote	HBO Max Won't Remove Woody Allen Amid Ongoing Controversy: It's Unfair and Sad to Me
—	1 Vote	Dr. Fauci to Kick a 64-Yard Field Goal