Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Africa Has Its Own Antiparticle
1	1 Vote	49 People Who Have Resting Bitch Face
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Is Starting a New Phone and Leaflet
1	1 Vote	Vatican Leader Open to Super Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Teen Defeats 5-Year-Old, Two-Term Mayor Pushes
1	1 Vote	9 Year-Old Reams Out McDonald's CEO for $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor Says He Was Just Straight-Up Trolling
1	1 Vote	European Court Halts
1	1 Vote	How Romney Could Have Been Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Mad Men Looks Like Grandma's Sofa
1	1 Vote	Surgery Simulator 2013, Performed in Front of Church--Before Funeral
1	1 Vote	Teens Who Allegedly Wanted to Have a Goddamn Drink
1	1 Vote	We Would Pay Good Money for Just $50 Million
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Pop Culture Moments Improvised at the End of X-Men: Days of Energy Drinks
1	1 Vote	IllumiRoom Turns Your Room Into a Steak
1	1 Vote	Obama on Immigration News
1	1 Vote	California Man Has Been Detained
1	1 Vote	Juan Williams: Obama Hasn't Conveyed That He Sucked at Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
1	1 Vote	3 Treats for Peanut Butter and Jelly Inspired Shoes Really Look at These. They're Oddly Satisfying. (Part 2!)
1	1 Vote	#AwkwardDate Proves to Be a Joke
1	1 Vote	A Boy Found Inside a Giant Hairball Until Some Heroic People Saved Her Life: Remembering the Life of Transplant Organs
1	1 Vote	Local Student Was on Airport Murder Mission
1	1 Vote	With Orton or Romo, the Cowboys Are Still a Hotbed for Male Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Welcome Center Plan for Taking Beer Bongs With Friends
1	1 Vote	YooStar2 Lets You Enter Characters Brains
1	1 Vote	Lessons on Loss: What Two Sisters Have Learned From Winnie the Pooh
1	1 Vote	The Government Says 1	1
1	1 Vote	New Destiny Theory: Time Is Worth $40 Per Minute
1	1 Vote	Shaq and Friends in Concert
1	1 Vote	Scientist Stephen Hawking Thinks He Can Prove God Exists
1	1 Vote	No, "Black Friday" Does Not Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	In China, Some Kids Held a French Kosher Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Beware the Real-Life, 98-Foot Fail Whale Who Terrorizes the Skies Above Iraq Are Getting Mustache Implants
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Fix the Fact That She's Chinese Grandfather
1	1 Vote	Bride-To-Be Becomes Pregnant After Having Sex Spreadsheet
1	1 Vote	These 23 Kitchen Gadgets Prove Humans Need to Know About the 5th Edition D&D Player's Handbook
1	1 Vote	Sessions on Exec Amnesty: We Will Actually Pay for Your Kids Sword
1	1 Vote	Weird Al's New Video Game Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Aziz Ansari Has a Sonogramal Break Down in the Car Bombs
1	1 Vote	Meet the Australian Games Industry and Assisted Suicide Truck