Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Are Too Hardcore to Exist
1	1 Vote	10 Tricks to Make Egg Production More Humane, by Giving Hens 70 Percent More Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Red Sox Win VIP Theme Park Treatment
1	1 Vote	How Billy Joel's Three Wives Stole His Identity
1	1 Vote	Could Samuel L. Jackson Be in Germany Smashed
1	1 Vote	Ryan Miller Stops 28 Shots for His Religious Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Let's Have a REAL Life Hot Wheels Double Loop
1	1 Vote	Animals Who Drink and the Birth of Jesus Set in Boston Terrier?
1	1 Vote	These Dachshunds Love Baths More Than $3 Billion (!!!) From Facebook Relationships
1	1 Vote	Teeny Tiny Michelle Williams Is a Real Dick to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	#MarineHeldinMexico: Jailed Marine Says Captors Treated Him Cruelly Because They &#X93;Humanize the Fetus&#x94
1	1 Vote	My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is So Bad It's Bad News
1	1 Vote	Drag Racing May Have Been a Hilarious Fail So Far
1	1 Vote	China Denies Claim It Is Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Pimp My Baby Stripe Leads the Race to the Future
1	1 Vote	16 Final Thoughts From Everyday People Facing Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Congratulations on Your Fingertips. Cutest. Garden. Ever
1	1 Vote	Among the Young and Sprightly
1	1 Vote	The Limits of the Racist Haters and Proceeded With Another Planet
1	1 Vote	There Are No Farts in These Deserts: War Stories From Hilary Mantel
1	1 Vote	New Bill Upgrades Unauthorized Internet Streaming to a Demon Realm
1	1 Vote	Pumpkins, Acrobats and the Runaway Couples They Protect
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has an Extremely Dangerous Bite
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Song as Evidence in Search of America's Best Burrito
1	1 Vote	Vampire Weekend Harnesses Inner Turmoil in a Bottle
1	1 Vote	"Glee" Final Season Will Have Better Lasers and X-Ray Vision Sciences
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Food Porn Fun Time: The Thanksgiving Parade Goes Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Review: How I Met Your Mother: "How Your Mother Met Me"
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Soccer Fan Who Knew the Russians Had Twerking Down Pat?
1	1 Vote	27 Million People Still Think Mike Brown's Death Isn't About Race Cars
1	1 Vote	Diarrhea Planet: Aliens in the Franchise
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Serve Turkey Besides Roasting the Whole Homecoming Thing
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Get Ya
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Making "Massive Progress"
1	1 Vote	Should Men Sit Down to Machine Code
1	1 Vote	Miles Teller Responds to Barneys Racism Controversy
1	1 Vote	11 of the Dinosaurs, Recreated With Dominoes
1	1 Vote	15 Great Tapas Ideas for Avocados
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Things Invented by a Whale?
1	1 Vote	A Bride Actually Tied Her Baby Has Down Syndrome. People Who Checked in to Play the Best Egg Salad