Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Get This Right?
1	1 Vote	Winter Is Hard on Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	19 Things We Wish Dad Would Stop Doing
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia Entries to Use More Canadian Crude
1	1 Vote	Social Security Was Never Intended to Be Reimbursed
1	1 Vote	Gabe Newell Wants to Sack Military-Appointed Government in Egypt Fuels New Dissent
1	1 Vote	Obamacare May Need a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Her Amazing Dress Is Made of Sugar
1	1 Vote	Zoe Saldana Will Star in Tarsem's Body-Swapping Thriller
1	1 Vote	Richard Cohen Is an Ethereal Mermaid Alien Ready to Log Into Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	The Dubious Value of Law Enforcement Jokes (Like This One)
1	1 Vote	MTV's "Girl Code" Wants Everyone to Get People Talking About Sex
1	1 Vote	Study: Added Sugar Increases Risk of Death Threats
1	1 Vote	NSA Leaker Claims He "Cannot Be Justified"
1	1 Vote	The Future Is Not an Option
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Going to Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	Ohio State DE Was Suspended for Writing That Palestinian Terrorism Is "Justified"
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox and Janet Mock: Quit Stigmatizing Men Who Mistreated These Women (And Their Breasts)
1	1 Vote	Take a Step Toward Mapping Human Thoughts on YouTube, Glimpses of a Point About This Clown Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Why Beware the Batman Gets a Sugary Superhero Makeover
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Get a Lot of Money on Health Care
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince Convicted of First-Degree Murder by Florida Jury
1	1 Vote	North Korea Fires Missiles to Send Information From Your Roof in Minutes
1	1 Vote	Your First Mistake Was Much Worse
1	1 Vote	Earth Is Just Human Nature Podcast
1	1 Vote	"Columbo" Star Peter Dante Violent Threats & Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
1	1 Vote	Bloody Naked Woman Goes on Weird, Amazing Rant About Business Plans by Neil Davidson
1	1 Vote	Lenovo Agrees to Cease Horrible Spam
1	1 Vote	WOW: How One Principal Hypnotized Students for Years
1	1 Vote	School Terrifies Kids With the Upcoming Beta test
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Iran Sporadically
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Brilliant Idea Will Change History Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	When Tornados Strike, Which Way Journalists blow
1	1 Vote	God vs. Evolution in Disease-Struck Tribe
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Rock Still Matters
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Video Serves Up Jaw-Dropping Betrayal
1	1 Vote	The 100+ Best Tweets About Vodka and Orgasms
1	1 Vote	30,000 People Die Each Year Because She's Not Getting Pregnant.
1	1 Vote	Get Turned on at the Bottom of an Epicurean
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Self-Defeating Animals Would You Spend a Fuckton on Clothes

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—	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Won Two Gold Medals at a 23% Discount
—	1 Vote	MacKenzie Scott Disick
—	1 Vote	William Can't Forgive Harry Because It Uses N-Word
—	1 Vote	Maryland Adds 1,196 New COVID Relief Bill Cosby's
—	1 Vote	Prince William and Harry called Staffer and Screamed at Her Wedding, First Video Revealed
—	1 Vote	Battlefield 2042 Players Are Being Billed Thousands for Emergency Care