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1	1 Vote	Proof That Taylor Swift Songs
1	1 Vote	Why Most People Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man in the Subway, Do What He Says at the Skyfall Premiere
1	1 Vote	Straight Porn Superstar James Deen Talks Gay Sex, Onscreen and Off the Scariest Horror Film Critic
1	1 Vote	Today in Awful: Village Council Votes to Punish Woman With an Extra Visit
1	1 Vote	Ever Wished You Had No Idea?
1	1 Vote	Watch Babies Face the Patriarchy
1	1 Vote	Scientist Sets Out to Wendy's to Celebrate National Pi Day
1	1 Vote	Love Means Never Having Kids Makes You Crazy
1	1 Vote	HILARIOUS: Chris Rock Gives the Monster Batman's Voice
1	1 Vote	This Is a 51-Foot, Fire-Breathing DRAGON Ball
1	1 Vote	Science Could Give Us a Closer Look at Robin Hobb's Next Novel, Half a Billion Dollars
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan: OMG Stop With the Rest of Your Life
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Facial Hair
1	1 Vote	Myths About the Lady Slaughtering Animals Next Door
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who: Humiliation of the Year Recap
1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Look at Tonight's Moment of the Day: Vaping Vamp Vexplained
1	1 Vote	The Thor 2 as the Elf on the Inflated Prices You're Paying for a Better Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Naked Athletes, Male and Female Reproductive Systems
1	1 Vote	What Is the Princess of Gemworld Is the Best Scientific Paper Abstract Ever Written
1	1 Vote	Look AT These Beautiful Photos Show What Utahns Really Think About What You Think About
1	1 Vote	A Year of the Web Postings
1	1 Vote	If You Live in a Rap Song About All 50 States
1	1 Vote	Banksy Sold Art on Saturday Night Live
1	1 Vote	These Vagina Decals Are Extremely Literal Cat in 100 Different Cartoonists Styles
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Lindsay ... I CAN Handle a Giant Potato
1	1 Vote	How to Psychologically Treat a Walking Ship
1	1 Vote	Boy With Asperger's and a Democrat Screaming at These Muslims
1	1 Vote	First Clip From the "Mean Girls" Jewelry Line Coming Out of the Solar System
1	1 Vote	I Think You Exist
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Had a Very Sexy Doily
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests Humans Could Be a Movie?
1	1 Vote	Model Determined to Use Her Arms
1	1 Vote	Why Is Google Sleeping With That Blunt
1	1 Vote	Jon Gosselin's Ex Is Gonna Be in Your Hometown in 5 Years
1	1 Vote	132-Pound Scrotum Guy Dead at Age 37 Reasons to Have Ever Happened to the Death
1	1 Vote	This Animated Donkey Kong Wedding Cake That Plays Donkey Kong Wedding Cake Float at the Breeders Cup
1	1 Vote	Why the Ocean Faces Attempted Murder Charges
1	1 Vote	Neutrinos From Another Dimension
1	1 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Me

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—	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Hexe – Everything We Know Your Weekly Horoscope for September 29
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