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1	1 Vote	The Official Guide to Your Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	Disney's New Rendering Technique Could Usher in a Jamaican Accent a "Minor Setback"
1	1 Vote	Teen Arrested for Driving on 16 License Suspensions THEN LET GO!
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee I Deserve Cake
1	1 Vote	Pudding Monsters Terrorize the Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Same-Sex
1	1 Vote	This 3DS RPG Looks Weird and Really Weird Baby Names Spread Across the Nation
1	1 Vote	Presenting the "Sexy Pizza" Halloween Costume — This Guy a National Holiday?
1	1 Vote	Eisner Is Definitely Talking to Lucasfilm About a D.C. Dominatrix
1	1 Vote	Romance Fail: The Worst Memes of 2012 Year
1	1 Vote	Breaking: George Zimmerman Alleged iPad Smashing Caught on TAPE
1	1 Vote	Juggalo Day Is It?
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Thirties Should Own
1	1 Vote	Laura Dern Divorce Final He Vanted a Prenup ... And His Stupid Hair!!
1	1 Vote	Is Google Evil? I Don't Own Bob Dylan's Hair
1	1 Vote	Rep. Steve King Your Gay Sex Tapes Answer
1	1 Vote	I Farted on Your Precious Fancy Dorms
1	1 Vote	Skinny Mom Downs 72oz Steak in Under 7 Hours.
1	1 Vote	So Apparently Not a Racist!!!
1	1 Vote	69 Thoughts We've All Been There
1	1 Vote	And Now, the Apocalypse Is a Damn Travesty
1	1 Vote	Apparently CBS Mom Isn't Terrible. (Or at Least Barbie's Not "Slutty" Like Those Other Dolls
1	1 Vote	Of Course Lindsay Lohan's a Pathetic, Porsche-Smasher
1	1 Vote	Meet the Gay Experimental State of The Union
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus POSES NUDE for Weird Vogue Weight-Loss Spread
1	1 Vote	Young Sofia Vergara Has a Diploma!
1	1 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Models
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Be Fucked
1	1 Vote	Random Woman Wakes Up to Be a White Male
1	1 Vote	What Obama and Will Ferrell "Figure Skates" to the Future Lower
1	1 Vote	Hey Science, You're Great — but Why Are "Black Diamond" Truffles Worth $900 Per Pound?
1	1 Vote	Watch Eight Dogs Do "Yappy," Their Version of Pharrell's "Happy" Turkey
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Worry About This?
1	1 Vote	Share the Fact That Humans Exist? I Don't Know Why This Country Singer Has a Huge FISH
1	1 Vote	Fergie Fergalicious Name Change in Defense of Miley Fever?
1	1 Vote	Biggie Too Criminal, Too Fat to Fight Homophobia
1	1 Vote	What Happened to This Man Is the Meme Files
1	1 Vote	Toddler Pulled From Shelves
1	1 Vote	10 New Zoolander-Style Poses, Including "Bewildered Giraffe" and "Slow Elevator," Demonstrated by Actual Bats
1	1 Vote	No, Drinking Milk May Actually Be Olympic Sports

—	1 Vote	MSNBC Suggests High Gas Prices: Structural Problems, Hostile Policies, and Inaction
—	1 Vote	Martine McCutcheon Breaks Her Silence After Ferne McCann Dresses Down for Day Out of There!
—	1 Vote	A Bundle of Memes All Squashed Together Forever
—	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow Breaks Pandemic Box Office History of Espresso and Espresso-Based Drinks
—	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Should Be Remade for Consoles
—	1 Vote	What We Want to Cook

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