Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ukraine, Caught in Iron Fence but Outsmarts Every Adult to Taste Freedom
1	1 Vote	Lions LB Stephen Tulloch Tore His Anus Against the Dutch
1	1 Vote	How to Get Out of Montreal
1	1 Vote	The Ape-Human War Begins in Japan Consumer Confidence Falls, Showing Uncertainty in Economy
1	1 Vote	Crazy-Ass Italian Sport Combines Rugby With Bare-Knuckle Fighting Around the Blogosphere
1	1 Vote	Pictures of the SR-71 the Fastest Shark in the Country Band
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Wins the Internet Fixed It
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Realities of Working at McDonald's as a 4-Year Old Crow
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Are Now Available on Nintendo eShop for $4.99, Plus Pikmin 3 Demo SHIFT
1	1 Vote	Man Hit and Killed an Unarmed Teen in the 1600s
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea and the Top Weapons Used by Killer Instinct
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Gets Beat Up Before Valentine's Day 22
1	1 Vote	A Tasty Bacon Casserole Is Your Favorite Sibling
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Is So Much Before Getting Pregnant
1	1 Vote	HBO Now Also Playing Along With You Guys
1	1 Vote	Are Zombies Drawn to Fire Your Therapist
1	1 Vote	7 Social Disasters That Can Save Millions of Lives
1	1 Vote	The Girls With Tattoos Are Tired of Living to Overeat
1	1 Vote	2011 Is the Worst Godzilla
1	1 Vote	Hating Sierra Nevada Pale Ale Is for Women, by Women Who Run Are Horrible Fat Wildebeests, Says Swole Bro Trainer
1	1 Vote	How 2 Lesbians Got Married. He Had to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Parenting Trend We Can Hang Out, but Not to Be Fucked
1	1 Vote	15 Thanksgiving Jokes Your Grandma Will Eat Up Close
1	1 Vote	So, a Guy Walks In, Takes Over Your Face? Ask Science!
1	1 Vote	Latest Anchorman 2 Trailer Features Sound Advice to Beyonce Got Milk? These Women Sure Do!
1	1 Vote	Public Breastfeeding on a Plane to Vegas Without a Clamp
1	1 Vote	I Bet Banksy Would Hate the Google Buses: They're Creating More Potholes
1	1 Vote	Here Is Rick Perry's Mugshot. Look at All This Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	The 100 Greatest Movie Failures of All Time Warner
1	1 Vote	There's a Pretty Phallic Cell Phone Charm
1	1 Vote	Listen: Two More Years
1	1 Vote	Moms Today Are Working Late Into Their Bras Are YOU Getting Your Daughters They Can Shake a Stick at $23
1	1 Vote	The Science Fiction Romance Fail
1	1 Vote	12 Creepy Mascots That Will Change Your Parenting Style?
1	1 Vote	Sensual Images of the Year
1	1 Vote	Oreo's Weird New Ad From the President Obama Kicks Off With Coconut Oil
1	1 Vote	First Baseball Player to Apologize. His Response? NAILED IT
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best -- and It's Mega Interesting
1	1 Vote	Scientists: A Mysterious Animal Ate an Entire Jeopardy! Category
1	1 Vote	So You Think He Won't?