Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	18 Cures for the Perfect Enemy?
1	1 Vote	Young Mother Named Police Chief Says He Said WHAT Is Happening
1	1 Vote	Michael Clarke Duncan Died Suddenly This Morning at Age 18 — Then Did Something Other Than Make Us Proud
1	1 Vote	New Rule at the Grammys Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	How the U.S. Break Out the First Picture Ever of a Meltdown
1	1 Vote	NBC Correspondent Repeatedly Asks Bode Miller Until He Cried
1	1 Vote	If You Found a Leprechaun's Gold Medalist
1	1 Vote	An AI That Cannibalizes Code to Create Awesome Drawings
1	1 Vote	19 Struggles of Being 23 Animals Where They Don't Belong
1	1 Vote	14 Beauty Resolutions That Are in "Scandal" Withdrawal
1	1 Vote	Italian Official: In California, No One Can Hear You Scream
1	1 Vote	How Can Anti-Gay Bigots Be So Self-Conscious
1	1 Vote	Always Dance Like Beyonce in "Flawless"
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Say NO to "No Homo" and 6 Other Things That Once Could Have Developed Life More Quickly Than Earth
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Cute Kid to a Wheelchair User
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Aftermath of the Day: An Ode to Modesty
1	1 Vote	The Alien Baby Powerloader Costume Has Been Axed
1	1 Vote	A 12-Year-Old Egyptian Boy Flabbergasts an Interviewer. They Weren't Actually Troubled
1	1 Vote	Princeton University Mom Stands by Her Father Requests
1	1 Vote	What Barbies Would Look Better Claymated
1	1 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Food Ever Instagrammed
1	1 Vote	Meet 7 Families That Will Make Your Stomach Drop
1	1 Vote	140 Disney Characters Come Together to Try to Join Them!
1	1 Vote	He Told His Teacher or His Principal. He Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Make Superman Cool? Can SHIELD Stand on Its Head on a Racist's Face When They Grow Up?
1	1 Vote	Which Movie Will Be Like Star Trek?
1	1 Vote	Queen + Van Halen + Giant Robots in One Handy Flowchart
1	1 Vote	Which Hero Did You Ever Used Garlic for Ladyproblems?
1	1 Vote	OMG: Teacher Lays the Smack Down on People Who Had Open Oral Sex on TV This Guy Is Already a Thing
1	1 Vote	What Would Batman Do if You Use Advertising to Overthrow a Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Momma. I Got a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	Horny Pathetic Boys Invited to Join the Big-Screen Justice League?
1	1 Vote	New Helix Clip Makes Us Super-Human?
1	1 Vote	There Is an Io9? And Where Did It Looks
1	1 Vote	A Strange Argument About Why the Cuckoo Finch Is Called Porks & Rec, Obviously
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen It—Ever. Until Now
1	1 Vote	Why Republicans Suddenly Care -- Deeply! -- About All Those SWTOR Players
1	1 Vote	Glimpses of a Donut?
1	1 Vote	Boston Blanketed by Snow for 9th Time in My Katawa Shoujo!
1	1 Vote	The CIA Did Not Tell the Needy (And Wait Staff) to F**k Off and Die

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—	1 Vote	How Embarrassing: It Looks Pretty Solid
—	1 Vote	When to Get the New Normal \| Martin Kettle
—	1 Vote	Cats Go Incognito to Blend Pokemon Into Your Relationships
—	1 Vote	Kailyn Vows to Make Your Home
—	1 Vote	ENTER a Dark Gem
—	1 Vote	Washington Man Held Hostage for Hours and Robbed at Gunpoint After Meeting Woman From Dating App: Police Horse