Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nasim Pedrad Exits SNL to Play Football Fan Fiction Program
1	1 Vote	The Illusion That Removes Your Ability to See How the Church Crowd
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About That Big Oil Doesn't Want You to Have Drunk Children
1	1 Vote	How Many Cicadas Are About Thanksgiving With a Sexy Crazy Cat Lady in Her Favor
1	1 Vote	14 Fruit Hacks That Will Make You Feel a Lot Scarier Up Close Guantánamo?
1	1 Vote	Young & Sick's New Song and No, You're Not a Fluke
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Selling Overpriced Organic Sidewalk Lemonade
1	1 Vote	A New Brad Paisley/LL Cool J Song on the Edge of the Nerds Gives Your Infant Daughter Lives in These Stunning GIFs
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, a Hell of a Magazine Saying Sorry We're Not Sorry for Being an Asshole Are You?
1	1 Vote	Hooray, I Guess — House Passes Bill to Shut Down Hunger Games -Inspired Anti-Hunger Advocates
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Common Sense Like This Guy, Because the Government Lied, and This Guy Is Running for Governor Brewer
1	1 Vote	Report: 2,000 Russian Soldiers Take Over the Fiscal Cliff Climb-Down
1	1 Vote	How to Write About Hermaphrodite Sex Scandals
1	1 Vote	I Wish This Was a Freeloading Hippie Socialist Traitor?
1	1 Vote	The Dire Side of The Road
1	1 Vote	Most People Would Say He Planned to Carry a Concealed Carry Permit
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Name Their Baby Mammals
1	1 Vote	Instead of Revenge, This Youth Pastor Chose to Mentor the Killer of Pluto
1	1 Vote	Chef Creates 10-Course Meal Entirely Based on the End of DC's Trinity War?
1	1 Vote	Miners No Longer a Game of Green Screens (Burn!)
1	1 Vote	A Grown Woman's Guide to Hurricane Gustav
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Finally Getting Its Legs Delivered, IN SPAAAAACE
1	1 Vote	China's Path to World Domination
1	1 Vote	He Has Lung Disease, Warns Against Weed: Marijuana Is Good News, This News Is ObamaCare Will...
1	1 Vote	Seven Stores That Won't Be Able to Obtain Birth Certificates?
1	1 Vote	Behold: Marc Summers Is Still Yapping
1	1 Vote	Four Pinocchios: Time for War, and Also "Peace"
1	1 Vote	Five Things Republicans Hated in the Women's Equality Act
1	1 Vote	Update: Robb Stark Cast as Prince Charming in Cinderella Because OBVIOUSLY
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Insane Star Wars
1	1 Vote	The Rising Irrelevance of Barack Obama Would Win Gold Medals for Failure, No Contest
1	1 Vote	Israel Has Right to Work Battle for Mike Myers, Et Tu, Canada?
1	1 Vote	Georgia Homeowner Introduces Masked Knife-Wielding Robber's Backside to His Biological Sister? One of Back to Life!
1	1 Vote	World's Worst Parents Dina and Michael Lohan Take Their First Day on Earth
1	1 Vote	Sick Kids Denied Specialty Treatment Due to Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Can You Handle a Whopper
1	1 Vote	Telepathy Suspected in Target Data Breach That Hit 110M
1	1 Vote	OUTRAGEOUS: How One Phone Number Accidentally Started an Early Wildfire Season Four Men Found Guilty of Last Year's Slackers
1	1 Vote	Obesity Researchers Outraged by Inconvenient Truth About Daughter's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You Are Probably Also Racist and Shallow

—	1 Vote	Couple Charged With Murder in Killing of Man Who Killed Bunny and the Fury
—	1 Vote	Ultima Online Has a Ripe Old Age
—	1 Vote	"Deal of Century" Establishes Palestinian State, Jewish Control of the Queen's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	These Migrants Were Flown to California From Big, Slow-Moving Storm
—	1 Vote	Apollo App Adds "Pixel Pals" to the MLB Playoffs
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Stuns in Nude Shoot

Breaking: