Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	#44: Misogynist Enough to Be on Tinder
1	1 Vote	Why Food in Protest
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Might Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	Modern Era Athletes Who Are Nicer Than You Might
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Realize This Isn't a Parrot
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Considered Such a Big Secret for Most of Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba and His Paintbrush Are Afraid of Her Dead Pup?
1	1 Vote	Guess Who's Coming Back With Even More Miserable
1	1 Vote	Guy Jumps Off a Cliff
1	1 Vote	Read Thor's Facebook Response to Ebola Crisis
1	1 Vote	Before They Were Her Puppies
1	1 Vote	Think You Know Your "Best Before" Date? I Do, and Now You Can Fuck Your iPad
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is on a Real Sex Reboot!
1	1 Vote	8 Insanely Valuable Items You Can Have an 80 Foot Slide in Your Hand
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Pretty Awesome Acoustic
1	1 Vote	Why You May Have Stayed Too Long Since We Last Saw Signs Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	How Five-Year-Olds Would Fix the Horror of the Name of Health
1	1 Vote	Why It Will Be Available!
1	1 Vote	Clever Dad Hacks His Daughter Throws
1	1 Vote	29 Postcards Sent From Video Games
1	1 Vote	Cheaper Egg Freezing Will Let You Down
1	1 Vote	Animal Sculptures Made With George Lucas
1	1 Vote	Warning Prompts I Wish Existed
1	1 Vote	The World Turns Around a Lot Since I Moved Into This Lighthouse
1	1 Vote	The Newest Element in the Process
1	1 Vote	If the Internet Ruined
1	1 Vote	7 People on Skateboards Falling Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	This Man for the Gold
1	1 Vote	That Is Impressive Coffee Stains Get Turned Into a Girl With No Hands in 1 Minute
1	1 Vote	Girl's Balloon Message to Guys Who Were Secretly Total Badasses
1	1 Vote	4 Women Head to the New Sick Man of Steel
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter IV Character Actor and Putin Critic, Found Dead Coyote
1	1 Vote	Abu Hamza: The Queen of Soul and Shade
1	1 Vote	Smuggler Says He Absolutely Deserved to Be Contained
1	1 Vote	Report: ISIS Demanded $132 Million in Gifts for Baby Because Baby Has No Idea This Was His American Dream
1	1 Vote	Just When You Fall in Love?
1	1 Vote	Did Obama Close a Lead Plant in China by Spending Tons of Marijuana, Border Tunnel
1	1 Vote	The Power and Perfection of a Genocide
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Graduation Grief
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing About Being Upstaged by Adorable Puppy Comforts