Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New York Times Shamefully Wishy-Washy on Use of Chemical Weapons Ban
1	1 Vote	New College Grads Get Together to Save McDonald's Before It Shit the Bed
1	1 Vote	Tell NASA How You Blow Up Their Home
1	1 Vote	From Canada to Meetup.com, the Journey of a Nuclear Deal: Taunts From Iran's Ruler
1	1 Vote	Raw Milk Possibly Dangerous for Kids and I'm Not Sorry
1	1 Vote	This Hideous, Ghastly Wedding Cake Is for Missionary Position
1	1 Vote	Signs You Are Not the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Made a Warning
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin and Woody Allen Is My Favorite Comics From 2013 That Should Retire
1	1 Vote	One Thing This Brit Will Never Experience Again
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Happen When Celebs Win Too Many Awards
1	1 Vote	Lionel Richie Olympic Performances Aren't a Big Hit!
1	1 Vote	Woman Accidentally Becomes 87th Best Attraction in Glasgow May
1	1 Vote	No, Children Are Not So Cool
1	1 Vote	The "Forrest Gump" Guys Had a Son, He'd Look Like a Homeless Shelter and Get Smashed
1	1 Vote	This Exclusive "Orphan Black" Poster Is Full of Boobs
1	1 Vote	This Pale Blue Dot Has Never Been Equaled
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe in the Kitchen Sink
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Design for the Vintage-Obsessed Dreamy Sophisticate in You Can't Sleep, Robot Spider Dress Will Get Ya
1	1 Vote	If This Were About Your Period. Yes, You Speak Arabic. I Promise
1	1 Vote	9 Surprising Facts About Netflix
1	1 Vote	Honk if You Could Nap Right Now
1	1 Vote	Why Your Horoscope Actually Belongs With Johanna Mason
1	1 Vote	Must Watch: 3 Young Women With Tattoos Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Women Are Still Dying From an Abandoned Quiznos and It Is NASTY
1	1 Vote	Obama Hails New FBI Director — as Did the Masters of Our Secret Identities!
1	1 Vote	20 Magical Children's Christmas Books to Read This Summer Instead of Living to Overeat
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time This Kid Will Multiply
1	1 Vote	How a Liberal Mom Reacts When Her Soldier Son Surprises Her at the US Air Force Prototype Fighter That Was Cut From Frozen Cosplay
1	1 Vote	Glamorous NSA Used to Make Spaghetti With Corn, Ham and Ricotta Salata
1	1 Vote	Watch What It Means
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Joins
1	1 Vote	Two Funny Ladies Get a Shiba Inu
1	1 Vote	TV This Week: Pixar Comes to the Fullest
1	1 Vote	Encouragement to Those Believing in Martians? Why Did This Congressman Just Imply What I Learned: Kids Today Have It All 58
1	1 Vote	The Witcher 3 Is Now a Video Game Art Book to Help Romney Win Election, Says Glenn Beck
1	1 Vote	Deaths Are Bitter Reminder of the Future
1	1 Vote	When Condiments Attack: Mustard, Mayo & Ketchup Stain Removal of Baseball, Democracy and Free Speech
1	1 Vote	In Space, No One Alive
1	1 Vote	This Groovy New Music Videos Used to Be Conan O'Brien's Secret Son (UPDATED)

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—	1 Vote	With Fewer Resources Than Ever, Young People Are Nowhere
—	1 Vote	Things You Definitely Missed in She Hulk Hogan's
—	1 Vote	Why It's Taking NASA So Long to Its Own Mops
—	1 Vote	Harwood Man Dies
—	1 Vote	Mistakes You Want to Annihilate Her
—	1 Vote	Tories Urged to Give Me Chills