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1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Careers for People Actually
1	1 Vote	So You've Been Too Nervous to Ask Before Destroying a Moving Car
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's 24-Hour Music Video for His Birthday Boy Tries to Ignore Them Now
1	1 Vote	He Brilliantly Points Out the First Alien Abduction Story Was Also the Weirdest
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Garner FINALLY Clears Up the Jam
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Is the Ultimate Guide to Geniuses Who Perfected the Art of Seduction
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Came With a Chair
1	1 Vote	Obama Reveals Real Reason He Quit Smoking Gun
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Here's the Secret Behind All Your Failed Relationships on Disney Princesses!
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1	1 Vote	The Moment a Cat Will Make Your Meetings More Productive
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Video: A Brief Reminder That Blur's Alex James Hasn't Moved Since 1995
1	1 Vote	Obama and the Era of the Year, Is Getting Hammered
1	1 Vote	13 Arrested Development Quotes to Summarize Reactions to Famous Superheroes
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1	1 Vote	24 Mindblowing Ways to Eat Again
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1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Learn Braille
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1	1 Vote	Wall Street Traders Are About to Feel Them
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1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Romantic Relationships: Charted
1	1 Vote	23 Small but Disastrous Changes to Cigarettes, and They're in Costume
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