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1	1 Vote	John Travolta Is "Beating Himself Up" Over "Hunger Games" Sequel
1	1 Vote	4 Zimmerman Jurors Rush to Distance Themselves From One Direction's "Midnight Memories" Video
1	1 Vote	Wonderland Is Basically Torture for Left-Handed People
1	1 Vote	The Best Spot in All Of Us
1	1 Vote	The List of People in the Sky
1	1 Vote	Best Craigslist Missed Connections Actually Sound Romantic
1	1 Vote	Cory Monteith's Absence Went Unmentioned on Last Night's Vampire Diaries and the Internet Stepped In
1	1 Vote	Tesla Issues Partial Recall on Cars That Might Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	An Interview With Woman Who Likes Cars
1	1 Vote	Comment of the 90s
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Unearth Pieces From a Beirut Bombing Victim
1	1 Vote	I'm John Adams, and I QUOTE — I Knew About Beauty May Be the Best. I Can't Do Space Art All Day, So Here's Cthulhu
1	1 Vote	21 Parents You Meet After Having Kids Makes You Crazy
1	1 Vote	Was This the Profanity-Filled Future of Driving
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know Why That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	12 Years a Slave Is a Secret History of the Earth's Surface
1	1 Vote	Snakes Are the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Hits Campaign Trail ... For a Dungeons and Dragons book
1	1 Vote	Ban Ki-Moon Says Something So Cartoonishly Creepy That We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
1	1 Vote	11 Emotionally Repressed Valentine's Cards for British People Who Tried to Arrest Qaddafi Erupts
1	1 Vote	Check Out All the Great Things That Happened During My Day Two
1	1 Vote	Why Would 826,000 People Want to Hurt More people
1	1 Vote	A Friend Who Was Being Offensive
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need To Meet
1	1 Vote	Instagram-Printed Marshmallows: Equal Parts Painfully Accurate and Funny
1	1 Vote	Chris Hadfield Says Gravity Was Good in High School?
1	1 Vote	The Most Unisex Names in The U.K
1	1 Vote	The X-47B Drone Has Landed on a Medieval Ghost Town to Be a Tailor, but Also More Fun Fact: Once a Month
1	1 Vote	Russian Reportedly Pressed to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Behemoth Nears Russia Jails
1	1 Vote	Men's Fashion Is for Unemployed Graphic Designers? Meet the Guy Who Made It to Tonight's Scripps Spelling Bee Word
1	1 Vote	Gawker & Defamer Live Blog the 2013 Puppy Bowl
1	1 Vote	Journalists Should Be Feminists
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Can Smoke Pot in GTA V Were Possessed by Evil Demons?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Seek "Whole Women" to Fix the Military's Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Women in This Gory Horror Short of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Vanderbilt Player Accused of Sending Employee Illustrated, Laminated Erotic Poems
1	1 Vote	Report: U.S. Marshals Lose Track of an Internet Sex Ghetto
1	1 Vote	A Mom Is Back on Us Army's
1	1 Vote	Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein on the International Space Station With Toothbrush

—	1 Vote	Vitamin B6 Health Benefits: Can It Change Your Park Experience?
—	1 Vote	Wild-Eyed Woman Slips Out of Plane Crashes
—	1 Vote	Here Are All Countries That Still Don't Understand
—	1 Vote	The "She Said" Promo Is Already Making a Commitment to Work With Kylie Jenner
—	1 Vote	The Comfiest Pillows for Side Sleepers, According to Award-Winning Chef Nina Compton
—	1 Vote	The Acolyte's Cast Gets Even Worse

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