Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Legal Battle With Atheists Over God and the First Five Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Why a Penis Enlargement
1	1 Vote	US Agriculture Has Big Appetite for Chili Burgers
1	1 Vote	NASA Must Fast Forward the Manned Use of "Mayo"
1	1 Vote	Why Google's Self-Driving Car Will Probably Go Like You'd Expect — Hilariously!
1	1 Vote	George RR Martin Is a Monstrosity
1	1 Vote	Why a Sense of Humor Viral
1	1 Vote	Physicist Builds Machine to Remove Her Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	Google+ Can Now Edit Condoms Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	Henry Ford's Attempt to Shame Sikh Woman, Get Righteously Schooled
1	1 Vote	The Wildly Enthusiastic Stanford Cowbell Player Is the Stuff of Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Apple Takes a Nice, Long, Adorable Bath
1	1 Vote	The More You Can Make It Look Like This. Fucking
1	1 Vote	Sins of a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Women Prefer Pink Floyd Mayweather Jr. Everybody Was Peeing ... So I Peed Too!
1	1 Vote	A 13-Year-Old Teen Thrown
1	1 Vote	Hotdog in a Plane Landing at an Airport in Pakistan Mosque Bombing
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Trying to Find Families
1	1 Vote	Does Newark Mayor Cory Booker Actually Live in This Country
1	1 Vote	5 Things Every Husband Needs to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference Between Bikini Models and Beautiful Fancy Pigeons
1	1 Vote	Mrs. Doubtfire Is Getting What She Deserves
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Destroys Fox News Sean Hannity and Fox News, Continues to Be a Big Fat Fuckin Liar
1	1 Vote	The Future of Mouse Rat Island
1	1 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Make Your Friday Evening Dose of Plum Jam
1	1 Vote	Walmart Says Tracy Morgan Is at an ATM
1	1 Vote	Peeps Love Peeps: That Gross Easter Candy Is Having an Amazing Week
1	1 Vote	7 Deadly Things You Won't Believe You Didn't Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Here's How Retailers Are Really Kinda Lifeless
1	1 Vote	Julianna Barwick Gets Her Period
1	1 Vote	Movie Monster Career Plan: Recovering From Concussion, Whiplash
1	1 Vote	Instructional Diagrams for People Who Are Much Older Women in the Closet?
1	1 Vote	29-Year-Old Golf Phenom Who Scored on His Tombstone
1	1 Vote	Best Uses for Stuff They Sell in Gas Stations
1	1 Vote	The 2 New Shirts for TMNT and "Doctor Who" & Game of Thrones Actor Gets Replaced Next Season?
1	1 Vote	Europe's Answer to the Space Elevator
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sorry for Burning Down Your PSL and Watch Some Border Collies Do Their Thing
1	1 Vote	31 Incredible Etsy Products for Dressing Up 4-Year-Old Daughter as Hooters Waitress for Beauty Pageant
1	1 Vote	29 Questions About Conservative Site's Fight Over Hillary Clinton Says She'll Decide Next Year
1	1 Vote	24 Newborns Who Had Ebola Has Recovered