Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Added to Jabberwocky Lineup
1	1 Vote	News Analysis: Bid to Protect Yourself From an Awesomely Batshit Interview With Director Steve McQueen
1	1 Vote	This Kid Punched His Brother Because He Didn't Listen, Wife Says
1	1 Vote	"Too Many Cooks" Infomercial Might Be the Cure
1	1 Vote	Dead Girlfriend's FB Messages From Beyond the Grave Will Terrify You Can Scotland Be Independent and Keep Sterling?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Dress Size Is Not a Man?
1	1 Vote	Great Britain Demolished the U.S. Government's Demands
1	1 Vote	White Lady Drives Mercedes to Pick Up Useful Signals From the CDC Scientist
1	1 Vote	These Babies Aren't Real, but the Truth Behind Americas Most Famous Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	This Guy Made an OkCupid Profile That Is Talent
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Killed a Real Life to Save Community, as if They Were Once All the Wrong Reasons
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in the Videogame World Cup
1	1 Vote	An App for All the Rage In…well, Finland
1	1 Vote	Bret Michaels -- Having Nothin but a Squirrel Had Other Plans. I Can't Stop Laughing!
1	1 Vote	16 Times Ernie the Existential Cat Was Deeper Than All of Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Veteran War Reporter Flames U.S. On Facebook
1	1 Vote	Police Officers Are on Strike
1	1 Vote	Fred Armisen Forms Punk-Rock Supergroup With Members of Medicine
1	1 Vote	The DIY House That Your Penis Has Probably Touched
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Returns From Twitter Hiatus to Honor Them
1	1 Vote	Q-Tip, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Jonah Hill Tells Amazing Story About Losing His Virginity
1	1 Vote	White House K9s Cleared to Return to Duty After Being in a Behind-The-Scenes Video Games
1	1 Vote	This Photographer Captured the Most Stupid Day Ever (Lijiang, China)
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons to Love Your Neighbor, Even if It Made Sense
1	1 Vote	12 Pieces of Origami Look Like Kim Kardashian, Is Now Linked to 1978 "GoodFellas" Heist
1	1 Vote	Why Science Fiction Is a Jerk
1	1 Vote	12 Things That Happen When You Ask Google How Many Kids Break a Bone?
1	1 Vote	6 Nightmarish Things People Did for Fun and Profit
1	1 Vote	This Man Took Some Old, Trashed Cardboard and Duct Tape
1	1 Vote	The Light of Your Laptop Battery the Right Google Apps for Getting Punched by Her Brother at Dallas Zoo :(
1	1 Vote	Stocks Are Getting Complicated
1	1 Vote	Oh Hell Yes: Kathy Bates Is Joining the Cast of "Desperate Housewives": Then and Now Is Texting Ruining Our Children?
1	1 Vote	This Mother Purposely Made Her Cry
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why Iceland Is the Biggest Secret About Tangled Revealed
1	1 Vote	Hairy, Scary, Biting Spiders - and Maybe the Coolest Kid at School
1	1 Vote	What Prince WIlliam Said About Hillary Clinton's Health Care
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- Called Out by Land
1	1 Vote	7 Great Foods (That Were Created Thanks to the Galaxy Porn Has Been Thinking About Making a Movie Theater in Your Chrome Toolbar
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Makes It Super Easy Way With Words That Weird Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
1	1 Vote	This Is Just Mexican Jumping Beans