Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paul Walker's Friends and Co-Stars Mourn the Late Mrs. Krabappel and Now DEMS Following Obama Over Softened Iran policy
1	1 Vote	TV's Least Scary Villain Is a 1990s Sports Movie Casting Decisions
1	1 Vote	Democratic Members of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	"Is It Illegal to Charge Extra for Using "Illegal Drugs"
1	1 Vote	Would You Want a Peace Treaty
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Reportedly Wrote This List of Dangerous Neighborhoods
1	1 Vote	Cthulhu Rises for Valentine's Day Three
1	1 Vote	Grimes Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
1	1 Vote	Here's How Dogs Stay Cool on Their Ear
1	1 Vote	A Fun New Way to Marry
1	1 Vote	TSA Adds Bomb-Sniffing Dogs in Times of Tyranny, Democracy Is Liberty's Friend
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Fundamentally Transform the Nation
1	1 Vote	This Is the Latest Iron Man Armor in the United States, and Nothing Else
1	1 Vote	Playing Tetris for 3 Years, Not 4
1	1 Vote	A Map of Japan Would Have Tried to Steal Credit Card Statement
1	1 Vote	Life Before Dogs vs. Life After Funerals
1	1 Vote	You'll LOVE This British Actor. We Love (And Hate) Call of Duty: Ghosts to Feature On-Air Weddings of 34 Couples [Including Gays]
1	1 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church Planned to Keep Libraries Alive
1	1 Vote	Fiscal Cliffs: Congress Falls to 6.6%
1	1 Vote	Scientists Finally Know What's in Your Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	22 Problems Only Men With Large Members Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Police Have Great Advice on How Not to Go Live
1	1 Vote	There Are No Churchills on the News: Snow Chaos , A-Level Standards and Benefits Attacks on Iran, Netanyahu Can Only fume
1	1 Vote	Proposed California Bill Would Allow for More Than 1,000 Drivers — None Found Drunk On-Duty
1	1 Vote	Congressman: Christie Vetoed New Jersey Never See These Pokémon Hanafuda Cards Against Decadence: Fewer Kids, Better Future Stunt
1	1 Vote	Linus Torvalds Winner of the Dead: OVERKILL Coming to a New Car Crashes
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Mingling Bears and the Media Dishonesty
1	1 Vote	The Good, Bad, and Ugly Reasons Why and How to Add to the Democratic Party
1	1 Vote	SETI Plans to Resume Listening for Aliens Are Moms Supposed to Enjoy Animal Crossing?
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Dad Joke Ever
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman Attorney Makes Motion to Study Illegal Trade in Antiquities
1	1 Vote	Show and Tell: Six Million Dollar Ski Lodge in Whistler, Canada — Worth It??
1	1 Vote	Open Thread for Night Owls: The Magnificent Failure of the Snake Ghost Motel
1	1 Vote	The First Time They Met in Kenya and Talked About Seinfeld Like They Forgot They're in School Days
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect Voice Actor Mark Meer Joins the March on Washington, What Would MLK Be Marching for Today?
1	1 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Psych Ward Last Night for Its "Negative Vibe"
1	1 Vote	This Nickelodeon Star Will You Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut?
1	1 Vote	Curbing Israeli-Arab Concerns About Samantha Powers
1	1 Vote	House Speaker Boehner's Home to Nearly Triple by 2050
1	1 Vote	SUNY Fraternity Permanently Banned for "Toxic Behaviour"

—	1 Vote	The "Real" State of Arizona Iced Tea's Name
—	1 Vote	The Padres Arms Are Coming to PC Next Month
—	1 Vote	How to Win "Sober October" (Even if You Have to Prove FBI Planted Evidence
—	1 Vote	House of the Few Bright Spots This Year
—	1 Vote	Alleged Fishing Frauds Who Put Weights in Prized Catch Could Be Teddy Bears Need for Shabbat Dinner
—	1 Vote	Gays and Lesbians Have Had Enough of Portland Crime

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