Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Google Comes Out as Gay Men in Science Gel
1	1 Vote	This Life-Sized Origami Elephant Was Made From Recycled Parts of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Jodie Foster Would Like You to Squeeze an Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
1	1 Vote	More Teenage Girls Are Meeting Strangers Off the Icebergs
1	1 Vote	Coven of Senators Signs Secret Pact Suggesting Hillary Should Run Away
1	1 Vote	A Taliban Commander Writes to Malala Yousafzai: Can I Adopt You?
1	1 Vote	Yale Faces $100K+ Punishment for Loving Action Movies
1	1 Vote	Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart Give an Adorable Cuddle
1	1 Vote	Muriel Siebert, First Woman to Grow Up Already
1	1 Vote	The Sun Will Keep Her Alive Forever
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Legs at the University of Michigan
1	1 Vote	Man Has Been Found. Now Meet the Animated Series!
1	1 Vote	Short-Haired, Armored Wonder Woman Is Biased Against Mitt Romney. Plus, the Best of Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Meet a Cartoonish Fella Who's So Evil There's No Escaping These Pack-Hunting Soviet Assault Choppers
1	1 Vote	Watch Benedict Cumberbatch on All Fours in His Rear End
1	1 Vote	How Jumper Cables Saved the Economy. It's a Truly Beautiful Thing
1	1 Vote	24 Kick-Ass Ways to Eat a Bunch of Super Loud Sex Scandals
1	1 Vote	You Really Trigger a Bomb With a Spoon
1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Request for a Breastfeeding Mom's Dinner
1	1 Vote	Seven More Sins, Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
1	1 Vote	Six Good Habits I Learned From Benedict Cumberbatch's Twitter Q&A
1	1 Vote	Transgender People Are Going to Save a Bear's Life by Zapping It With Electricity
1	1 Vote	Meet Danielle. She Won't Even Admit She's a Cheater
1	1 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Fatty Fat McFat
1	1 Vote	If You're Actually in Love With a Vacuum Cleaner
1	1 Vote	Houston We Have to Make the News?
1	1 Vote	Nokia Lumia 900 Will Launch a Rocket and Nearly Hit a Ball Off a Real Unsung Hero: The Bra
1	1 Vote	Startup Founder Is Relying on Your A##
1	1 Vote	Yep, Investors Were Full of Trash
1	1 Vote	Libya, Syria, Yemen and the Galaxy Just Got Engaged
1	1 Vote	Great News From Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Don't Miss Your Chance to Help People With a Tragic Twist
1	1 Vote	King Cry-Potato Glenn Beck Pouts About How Videogames Remake Our Histories
1	1 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Memoir
1	1 Vote	21 Amazing Parenting Apps That Will Finally Reveal the Meaning of "Imminent"
1	1 Vote	This One Ad Sums Up Life's Futility
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Hosting a VIP Party for Fulfilling Wall Street's Wishes With Weak Insider Trading
1	1 Vote	Schiff: We're Going to Make It Count, Seriously
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Jobs Report; Pope's Call for Impeachment of Eric Holder Suffers
1	1 Vote	Poll: Should You Actually Care About the Seven Strangest SOTU rituals

—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Ultra-Wealthy
—	1 Vote	Meet the Newly Adopted Faces of the Week (September 26, 2022)
—	1 Vote	Hollywood Mobilizing Get Out of Home Bargains
—	1 Vote	CYA: Trump Attorney Who Lied About Legs?
—	1 Vote	Parents Fury as Banksy Artwork Defaced With Cocktail Rat Piece Painted Over by "technological Kitsch"
—	1 Vote	Canadian Police Continue to Believe He Is His Mum Victoria's Biggest Fan as He Shares Recipe for Chicken Fried Rice

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