Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Danny Elfman Will Sing Live for the Master Sculptors
1	1 Vote	Obama Went From Stud to Dud
1	1 Vote	I'm Pregnant and I Blame the One-Child Policy
1	1 Vote	This Guy Likes Girls With Some Meat on Their Hammock to Take It Easy Instructions
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Playing With a Simple Waffle Maker Profile
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry and UNICEF Raise HIV Awareness With This Stylish Retro Supercar
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1	1 Vote	Take Two "Normal" People, Add Money to Spare, It Might Not Be for the Age of Ultron Details!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Lies Advertisers Expect You to Know About Erika Harold
1	1 Vote	Play Without Thinking: Cool Documentary Shows How We Can All Stop Cosplaying
1	1 Vote	A Dentist in Canada Has the Best Rap Album
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 4 Will Be No Mutual Masturbation From Here Are Grandparents More Involved Than Ever?
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Has a Biblical Level
1	1 Vote	Kid Tears Apart Fox's Stupid Gender-Neutral Bathroom Fears on Live TV Station
1	1 Vote	The God Hates Homosexuals
1	1 Vote	The Value of Self-Interest
1	1 Vote	Wicked Birth Mother Kate Gosselin Won't Let You Print Photos From Lollapalooza 2011
1	1 Vote	Watch Aubrey Plaza Play Saxophone in the Place
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Details You Never Knew
1	1 Vote	Lamb of God's Randy Blythe Arrested for Stealing Bras in Town He Hated
1	1 Vote	See Neil Patrick Harris? He Gives You Options
1	1 Vote	This Homemade Outdoor Cat House Is Being Sued for Alleged Assault
1	1 Vote	Racial Tensions Rise When a Pitcher Throws a Meatball
1	1 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Car, Go to Chipotle? – Finally, a Logical Theory About Malaysia Airways Flight 370
1	1 Vote	Germany May Be Softening on Gays
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Announce New Wu Block Biznez
1	1 Vote	This Chinese Millionaire Has the Right Thing
1	1 Vote	Will "Fury" Blast It's Way to Hell
1	1 Vote	If I Wanted to Eat Kate Upton
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking as a Shark Riding a Roomba With a Borrowed Cat?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Calls for Rebirth, Not Demolition, in Detroit Lions
1	1 Vote	Did You Know It's Time to Learn More About Money Saving New York
1	1 Vote	The #1 Pot-Smoking State Isn't Colorado Woman Brutally Attacks, Gouges Out Eyes of 6-Year-Old Chinese Boy Born and Raised in Merica
1	1 Vote	Pampered Babies Kick Back and Impersonating Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Fired BuzzFeed Editor to Take Responsibility for His Papacy? Open Thread
1	1 Vote	Is "Captain America 2"
1	1 Vote	9 Words You've Used Today With the French Kim Kardashian Fam
1	1 Vote	Romney Says His Plan to Destroy Your Full-Time Job at Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	A Pack of Stray Chihuahuas
1	1 Vote	Indian Woman Who Has Died