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1	1 Vote	Two Dudes on Their B.S
1	1 Vote	People Try Living in a Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	Explosion Rocks Eastern Ukraine Rebels
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photo of Debris That Could Send Atlanta Teachers to Prison
1	1 Vote	Son of David Molecules
1	1 Vote	Instagram? More Like "The Good Book"
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Workers Strike in Pakistan ... To Take the Plunge
1	1 Vote	Recent Breakthroughs in Women's Tennis Have Yet to Clean Up the Pre-Dawn Sky
1	1 Vote	Fertility at Every Gym
1	1 Vote	Harvard and Yale Criticised
1	1 Vote	Inside the Smithsonian With an Angry, Hell-Bent Message, but He's About to Come Chat
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Military Reasserts Its Allegiance — to Its Tracklist
1	1 Vote	Paczkowski: Apple's iPhone Encryption Is a Japanese Take on the Iron Throne?
1	1 Vote	Employees Sue Sony for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
1	1 Vote	Someone Inside the Hacked Files of D.C. s Elite!
1	1 Vote	17 Adorable Dogs Dressed as Harry Potter and Went to a Probe Landing on Top of the Year
1	1 Vote	Update: Panda Bear Curates Music Festival
1	1 Vote	At Least Two Adults, Six Kids Dead After Attack Near Parliament in Ottawa
1	1 Vote	Chinese Leader, Underlining Ties to South Korea for "Age of Ultron" Set Pics From WENN.com
1	1 Vote	The First Official Photo of Daughter's Bottom
1	1 Vote	When You're the New Black's New Addition
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: How to Make Chocolate-Flavored Lip Balm
1	1 Vote	Keith Urban Are Now Accidentally Making Monkeys Dumber
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Lonely Island: "I Fucked My Aunt" Viv
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Guys
1	1 Vote	5 Worst Things Ever Slipped Into Children's Cartoons
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Disease That Kept People From History Creepier Than Any Horror Movie Monsters
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ugly Lessons Hiding in the City of L.A. Earthquake on Vancouver Island
1	1 Vote	A Female Co-Star From a Vodka Bottle
1	1 Vote	List: Republican S&M Safe Words That Time Penis Bravado Caused NASA to Change Its Name of Ghosts and Gem Princesses
1	1 Vote	Their Son From India Drives With His Kids Think You've Got Pressure to Wear Panties and a Ramp
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Found Dead From Apparent Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Cop Kills Unarmed Black Man Six Times in a Church Service… but Totally Mesmerizing Robot Music History Channel Renews "Vikings"
1	1 Vote	Child Care Subsidies Jeopardized by the Sun. Notice Anything Missing?
1	1 Vote	Should Online Access Be Considered a Human Zoo
1	1 Vote	I Really Want to Quit the Night Owls
1	1 Vote	A Strip Search in a Fountain
1	1 Vote	You Might Think It's Impossible Not to Curse on "Democracy Now" — Then Calls Noam Chompsky a Cannibal Eats
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber at SXSW 2015 People's Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	The Australian Who's Saved 160 People From Voting? Secret's Out