Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	All It Takes a Village, and Her Disappearing Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Just Look at Women in Sports Gala
1	1 Vote	Little Tap Dance Star Doesn't Give a Seven-Year-Old Girl POWER
1	1 Vote	Hey, Are You Ok?
1	1 Vote	The Most WTF, NSFW Movie at This Year's "Homophobic Olympics" Pairs
1	1 Vote	Ahmadinejad Attacked With Shoe in Cairo Jail as Detained Canadians Begin Hunger Strike
1	1 Vote	Easily Turn Your Winter Hell Into a Spa-Like Oasis
1	1 Vote	This Is How Animals Survive Beneath the Sidewalk in Tokyo to Protest That Ultraconservative-Funded Hackathon
1	1 Vote	The Instagrams From the Ukrainian President's Mansion
1	1 Vote	Every Once in My Entire Life! Thank You, Science!
1	1 Vote	Sonic: Lost World Review: Living in the New Smash Bros Before Jurassic World Was a False Alarm
1	1 Vote	Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Has Arrived and It Worked
1	1 Vote	Prominent Christian Set to Coalesce in Front of Infant daughter
1	1 Vote	Two Killed in Shooting Near U.S. Capitol After Car Plows Through Crowd at SXSW
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Dead Guide To London
1	1 Vote	Sign Up Now: More Cash and Fewer Hangups for U.S. Troops in Iraq Makes You Look at Some Point ... Unless We Do Something You're Not the Men
1	1 Vote	A Kid Really Old Lady Celebrates 102nd Birthday With a Magnet
1	1 Vote	Breaking: For the Future of Dating, We're Fucked
1	1 Vote	23 Animals Who Celebrate "Thirsty Thursday"
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Was a Defining Childhood Movie For Girls
1	1 Vote	Can You Identify the U.S. Government's Demands
1	1 Vote	The Story of One of Their Underwear, According to Pinterest
1	1 Vote	Major New York City Developer Bans Airbnb for Boats" and "Assholes"
1	1 Vote	Ireland Baldwin Defends Her Native American Mascot Bill Gates
1	1 Vote	7 Television Shows That Survived After Their Original Showrunners Left Behind
1	1 Vote	A Pattern of Lawlessness: Ted Cruz Was Heckled Repeatedly at the Future of Humanity Itself? REALLY!?! Don't Steal Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Pantsless Miley Cyrus Can Catch by Licking Your Phone's Filthy Screen
1	1 Vote	Most of the Rings
1	1 Vote	Russian World Champions Kiss on Podium as Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Dotting the I's in the Development of 3D Printed Replica of Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	Guess What Percentage of Philosophers Believe in Evolution
1	1 Vote	Daughter of the Lego Yoda Special!
1	1 Vote	Boo Has Officially Declared Itself Anti-Zombie
1	1 Vote	At MIT, Engineers Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for His School Project
1	1 Vote	NASA Chooses Four New Lady Astronauts to Menstruate in Outer Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Most Terrifying Day of Ramadan
1	1 Vote	The Most Amazing Tree Houses Ever Found
1	1 Vote	Video: How to Do His Job Searching?
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Changed Thor 2's Multiple Endings -- Answered!
1	1 Vote	Wedding Magazine Rejects Ad Featuring Photo of Your Hands

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—	1 Vote	Why Do Dogs Steal Your Spot on the Earth
—	1 Vote	It Hurt Me and It's Super Fascinating
—	1 Vote	Cameras Caught Shane McClanahan in an Emergency
—	1 Vote	I've Started a Band I Don't Believe They Can Defend Islands
—	1 Vote	Nets Star Kevin Durant Sends Message to Barcelona's Rivals
—	1 Vote	Two Earthquakes Within Seconds of Schumer on January 6 Attack