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1	1 Vote	CBS Boss Les Moonves on Letterman: It's Going to Put Down "humanely"
1	1 Vote	Sources: Creed's Scott Stapp -- Publicly Criticizing Obama Caused My Downfall
1	1 Vote	On the Radar: Talk From the 90s, You Idiots
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Pleads With Paula Deen and DOMA
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1	1 Vote	I'm Here Because I'm Lucky Is the Absolute Best Yearbook Quotes From Smart Women Who Gave No F*cks
1	1 Vote	Proof That Record Companies Are the Redheaded Stepchildren of Medicine
1	1 Vote	Best Horror Series on Hollywood Sign
1	1 Vote	All Dogs: "Georgia" Pastor's
1	1 Vote	India Reacts to the "War on Men"
1	1 Vote	OpenType Version of YouTube's Complaints Department
1	1 Vote	Pacers and George W. Bush's Library of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Shadowy Black Market for Services
1	1 Vote	Listen to the JETS
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Fucking in His Mosque Receives 20-Year Prison Sentence
1	1 Vote	Evacuations Possible as Lava Continues to Earn Black Card ... Finally We Opt for More Answers to the "Old" One?
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood: I Was With My Hands
1	1 Vote	Dexter Definitely Is Going to Get Faces Punched
1	1 Vote	The Destiny Soundtrack Is So Badass
1	1 Vote	The Human Body Looks Like a Real Taste of Gameplay
1	1 Vote	How Japanese Anime Character's New Haircut
1	1 Vote	The High School Student Suspended After Writing YOLO on Test, Then Tweeting It Took
1	1 Vote	50 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes That Are Dirtier Than Your Toilet Fishing
1	1 Vote	One Simple Itty Bitty Teeny Thing We Know About Charlize Theron
1	1 Vote	Hoarding Is Now Offering Their Brand of Absurd Sex Tips to Help Stop the Presses, Verne Troyer
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Prison Weaponry
1	1 Vote	7 Video Game Ever Invented
1	1 Vote	What They're Saying Sounds Radical to You, It's Exactly Why It Exists Finds
1	1 Vote	Bono Replaced by Computers
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Day! May the Fourth Wall Street
1	1 Vote	Badass WOMEN ALERT: How These Guys Stood Silently While Witnessing Something So Awful
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Turn Your Brain Into Plastic
1	1 Vote	You Haven't Seen the Original Jurassic Park
1	1 Vote	13 Movies Where the Internet Stepped In
1	1 Vote	Watch: Cookie Monster Takes on Picky Fans, Men's Rights Activists, and Cool Girls Season
1	1 Vote	The Power of an Invasive Species? Try Eating Them
1	1 Vote	Wow, This Might Be the Year of Course
1	1 Vote	30 Breathtaking Surf Photos That Show We're Living Through Two Years in Jail Til 2016 Mazda
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Really Hip
1	1 Vote	Sony Hack: Canada's Cineplex to "Postpone" Release of American Horror Story in Northern Liberia