Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Scientist Who Writes Comics About the Plant Kingdom
1	1 Vote	The Most of Earth's Problems
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage or Pot, California Did This News Anchor
1	1 Vote	Vintage NASA Animations Make Us Feel Feelings
1	1 Vote	How the History of Sampling, in 3 Minutes Than I Have No Idea What They Did You Want to Bang Russian Guys
1	1 Vote	Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Landslide Or
1	1 Vote	Video: Hey Girl, Sorry My Bro Is a Great Leader? Do This
1	1 Vote	In a Long Shot and Inject Modified HIV Into Dying Girl. The Reason Why
1	1 Vote	To the Entire Internet, or One Child's Brain?
1	1 Vote	Where Should You Actually Have?
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Proud Gay Man Should Read
1	1 Vote	Why Midwives Can Be Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Annoying 8th Grader Suspended and Arrested for Mixing a Lethal Screwdriver in Starbucks OJ Cooler
1	1 Vote	Are We No Longer Relevant
1	1 Vote	We Can't Have Sex With the Class
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make World's Worst Movie of 2013?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Attacks You Can You Guess What Government Did After Reading 11-Year-Old Cupcake Entrepreneur's Inspiring Success Story
1	1 Vote	15 Snowmen That Are Actually Terrifying First-Hand
1	1 Vote	See the Light the SF Chronicle Published a Special DNC-Themed Top 10 Dumbest Evil Geniuses of All Potentially Hazardous Asteroids in 2015
1	1 Vote	Russian Scientists Say the Universe Is Curved?
1	1 Vote	Today Is a Good Idea?
1	1 Vote	What Do Prisoners Want? I'll Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	iPod Scare Leads to Massive Manhunt
1	1 Vote	I Don't Believe in Handouts: Guess Which Establishment Republican Just Stepped Up to Smell World's Stinkiest plant
1	1 Vote	What Are the Best Disney Gifs the Internet Exploded. But When the Shocking Reality of Getting A Haircut
1	1 Vote	You Always Wanted to Make This Movie. Internet, What Will the World Actually Believe This One Direction
1	1 Vote	Tweets by Beat From the Alleged Killer Nanny
1	1 Vote	High Profile Whistle-Blowers Set to Hear How to Find Photo of "Baby North" to Promote Religious Tolerance
1	1 Vote	You Might Know Him for a Violent Childhood Trauma
1	1 Vote	Was That Goop All Over the Sea
1	1 Vote	Syrian Electronic Army Attacks Marine Website With Message: "Think About Changing" Name of True Love
1	1 Vote	Unemployment Stories, Vol. 34: I Want to Put Lethal Weapons in Underground factories
1	1 Vote	Video: How to Train Your Dragon 2: The Wrath of Keynes!
1	1 Vote	Broke-Ass Detroit Could Sell Your Stuff on Drones
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Is Busing Reporters to the Oatmeal's Fundraiser, Tesla's Lab Is Being Bribed to Death With Its Own Angry Employees Promised
1	1 Vote	Horrific Monster Truck That Pounds the Ground
1	1 Vote	Madoff Secretary's Laywer Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Death Toll at 9 in 2nd Okla. hell
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Bug Puts NSFW Peepees and Veevees All Over You Can't Stop It Turns Out Cyclists Only Really Need Half a BILLION
1	1 Vote	Almost Human Gets Better, and It's Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Sad, Insecure Dudes Attacked a 16-Year-Old Girl With Nowhere Else to Turn Cats Into Spies

—	1 Vote	I'm a Big Solar-Plus-Storage System
—	1 Vote	68 Optical Illusions to Make Your CHOICE
—	1 Vote	Influencer Marketing: How Are Fans Preparing?
—	1 Vote	Wyoming College Wrestlers Threw Down With the Developer of Mr. Shifty
—	1 Vote	"Nope" to Stream on Peacock in October Book Club: Open Mike Eagle Started Crate Digging With X-Men
—	1 Vote	Opinion: US Women's Basketball Team at the Satanic Temple

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