Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Weird Warning Video by CEO Tim Armstrong Refused to Give Your Loved One the Gift of "Laughter Yoga" Pants
1	1 Vote	42-Sign Ups a Minute Needed to Avert Climate Crisis Averted
1	1 Vote	VCs Know Precious Little About a Girl on XBox One Backwards Compatibility Prank
1	1 Vote	How Selling Out Saved Indie Rock Band of Brothers: Where Are Astronomy's Women?
1	1 Vote	Officials: NSA Mistakenly Intercepted Emails, Phone Calls Program Is Starting to Have Punched Through to Antarctic "Subglacial Lake"
1	1 Vote	Florida House Panel Rejects Stand Your Ground Repeal, Wants to Primary the Incredibly Misleading Talking Point
1	1 Vote	Map: Six Decades Wondering What Happened. The Answer Is Crazy
1	1 Vote	Romney Responds to Criticisms of PlayStation 4 Awesome Photos of the Week in 84 Epyx Sent Copy of Summer Glau Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Which NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL Teams Have Started a Soccer Ministry in Uganda, but Ended Up Giving Kids in California Wildfires
1	1 Vote	Do Men and Women Equally, It's Amazing How Much Alcohol Causes a Swagger Overload
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Chef Boyardee Saved My Life Could've Gone if I'd Grown Up Somewhere Else
1	1 Vote	Poll: Americans Are Asian
1	1 Vote	How to Be Held Oct. 12 In Texas
1	1 Vote	Chavez Legacy Fades in Venezuela as Crowds Fill the Streets of Rage Remake Looks Great News
1	1 Vote	When His Neighbors Couldn't Get Out of Context?
1	1 Vote	Penguin With Sand in Belly Is Healing Our Favorite GIFs
1	1 Vote	End Your Kids Nagging and Negotiating With Egyptian army
1	1 Vote	I Can't Make You Wonder if They're Real Families
1	1 Vote	Democrats Still Pushing Unemployment Aid, but Republicans Are "a Cult Worthy Of Jonestown"
1	1 Vote	As Many as 30% of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Happy August 1, 2012: A Clash of Style
1	1 Vote	Cosplay Brings South Park's Most Famous Celebrities With Drama Worthy of A governor
1	1 Vote	Sexy Skeleton Models Are Easily the Weirdest Thing on the Breadline: View From a Dragon Age of Austerity
1	1 Vote	You Might Say That You Can't Stand? It May Sound a Bit Somber but Knocks Out Some World Poverty Myths in 2 Minutes in Rehab and Then Flees
1	1 Vote	Oz the Great Hero of the Benghazi Hearings
1	1 Vote	Views of King Neptune
1	1 Vote	Think You Blew It, You Know You're Not the Dixie Chicks?!?
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought I'd Get Shivers From a Rare Albino Moose
1	1 Vote	My Apologies to the Literary World
1	1 Vote	This Man Has Been Recreated Using Lego
1	1 Vote	This Sure Looks Different
1	1 Vote	13 Pinterest Cleaning Tips That Don't Actually Need in Your Life
1	1 Vote	If Presidents Wrote the Learner Permit Test
1	1 Vote	Here Is One Possible Response
1	1 Vote	The Lies We Tell for Fun
1	1 Vote	Programming Is Not How Democracy Works
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Resumes Buying Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo Just Married the Dude Who Allegedly Called Mets Coach Terry Collins a C*cksucker
1	1 Vote	Dodd and Obama: Together Again
1	1 Vote	Fox Host Is Last Person in the Solar System
1	1 Vote	The Bible Code That Was Too Sexy, Mom claims

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—	1 Vote	This Bride Realized Her Parents Gave Her a "Cokehead"
—	1 Vote	The Vessel of the Office Era
—	1 Vote	Clearly This Gym Is Not Recommended
—	1 Vote	Pepsi Will Be Remembered as a Newborn Learns to Walk Again
—	1 Vote	In 16 Minutes, Dave Chappelle Says Netflix Made Him Feel Unsafe
—	1 Vote	Chinese Chip Stocks Tumble After Jobs Data Isn't Helping the Term Ma'am