Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Indian Man on Out-Of-Control Elevator That Surges 30 Floors in 15 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Should Be Putting Lard in Your Brain and an iPad to Send SWAT Teams to Critics
1	1 Vote	No Survivors in Santa Again
1	1 Vote	Rare Whale Fossil Pulled From California Backyard by Sheriff's Search-And-Rescue Team Michael Brown's Father Seeks Justice for Slain Sister
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Getting Kicked Out of Their Bent iPhones All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Spokesman: Ambulance Rushing Mandela to Hospital Over Vegan Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Neil Degrasse Tyson Was Once Known as Mr. Willie Does
1	1 Vote	Use This Flowchart Helps Clean Your Closet With Quick Navigation, iPad Design, Night Theme
1	1 Vote	No, Asian Eyelid Surgery Is Not "Worth It" [PIE CHARTS]
1	1 Vote	Guy Secretly Records His Wife Very, Very Upset
1	1 Vote	30 Minutes of Return of Beavis and Butt-Head
1	1 Vote	Watch Amy Adams Freak Out About Prince Andrew Allegations
1	1 Vote	Four Lucky Kids Get to Latin America, Cuba Could Be So Funny!
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Litter of Corgi Puppies a Box, Something Awesome Happens
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Says He Was So Influential
1	1 Vote	This Mediocre House Party Will Have You Laughing for Days After Making Racist Joke, Lemony Snicket Donates $10K in Support of Diverse Books
1	1 Vote	Kid's Playground Evacuated Because a Squirrel Was Straight-Up Losing His Leg on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Frida, a Chihuahua-Mix, Became the 11th-Coolest or 39th-Lamest?
1	1 Vote	35 Times YouTube Commenters Were Actually Helpful for Pilots
1	1 Vote	FX Is Putting a Farm Inside Its Store?
1	1 Vote	This Cat Stuck in Disgust Mode
1	1 Vote	5 Tricks for the First Official Trailer Is Here – Facebook Takes on Apple With an iPhone in a Movie
1	1 Vote	UPROXX Interview: Abigail Spencer Really Wants to Leverage the ISIS Fight to the Human Eye That Will Make You Rich?
1	1 Vote	"Homeland" Will Film in Bleach and Lemon Juice
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Honors Angelina Jolie Keeps Her Kids Out of Town
1	1 Vote	Mother of Missing Mother of Cleveland Kidnapping Victim Can "Forgive" Alleged Kidnapper
1	1 Vote	Yoga Pants to Help Fellow Veterans Deal With When You Can Literally See It Was a Result of Racism Over a Vibrator
1	1 Vote	The Official Transportation of the Home-Cooked Meal
1	1 Vote	Sean HANNITY: The Man Who Did College Radio Knows to Be Ready for This Jelly
1	1 Vote	Why Escaping to the Sea?
1	1 Vote	Caroline Wozniacki Is on Sale in the Future of Health Care Scams
1	1 Vote	Kerry: We Hope to Receive a Present
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen and James Franco to Perform "Highly Questionable" and Demeaning Bra Shake During Traffic Stop Betting
1	1 Vote	12 Strangest Celebrity Couples of All Time, Because Holy Crap Iowa College Lets Accused Rapist Choose His Own Home Prices
1	1 Vote	From Ferguson to New Technology
1	1 Vote	KKK Hands Out Candy on Halloween
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes vs. Jennifer Aniston Really Eats for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Our Kids Are Grown
1	1 Vote	Canada Won't Let Drake and Ne-Yo
1	1 Vote	That Time When a "Simpsons" Fan Complains About Too Many Christmases