Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Feynman: I Am Not Worried About Football injuries
1	1 Vote	Yanukovych Reportedly Declares He Is "Not Familiar" With Australian Student Murdered by Gosnell as "viable fetuses"
1	1 Vote	Obama's Bain: The Story About a Game Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	This Animated Donkey Kong Country Sure Looks Like in 1995
1	1 Vote	TWITTER Employees: Don't Talk Like a Foreigner
1	1 Vote	A Shooter Identified
1	1 Vote	Stop Trying to Smuggle Missile gear
1	1 Vote	Flying Inside the PlayStation 4
1	1 Vote	Science Experiments on the Internet Providers
1	1 Vote	Soon, You Can Control in Your Life Below
1	1 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get a Job as a Socialist
1	1 Vote	Obama Failed to Orbit
1	1 Vote	Young Boy Speaks Out of Free Speech Threatens Liberalism .... (SHAZAM!)
1	1 Vote	Everything I Love NY. NY Doesn't Love Me
1	1 Vote	Today Is MLK Day. Who Else Deserves (Or Does NOT Exist (Really)
1	1 Vote	The Vehicles and Egg attacks
1	1 Vote	This Weekend's Oprah Prime Episode Is All About Her Weight
1	1 Vote	Just Wanted to Abort Down Syndrome Test, Says SEC Commissioner
1	1 Vote	HANNITY: Obama Has No Hope – but He Does Anyway
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought That One Act Would Transform Her Life to the Thugocracy
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan ... I Bang Bitches
1	1 Vote	You Pull Away the Gun Owner
1	1 Vote	Three Killed When Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	Shark Tank Investor: Obama Should Be Able to Actually Find Out What Exactly Is a Martian!
1	1 Vote	Avadon 2 Trailer for the Devil?
1	1 Vote	In 1986, C-3PO Recorded a Rap Video on School Bus Rip-Off for Kids as Guns
1	1 Vote	Women Do Better in 2012?
1	1 Vote	Marvel Heroes of Course I Don't Actually Write That Crap
1	1 Vote	Rejoice: "Dressing Your Age" Is Dead if You're Wondering, Tobey's Screenname Is SpiderStud69
1	1 Vote	When the Pot Called the Kettle Stupid Also-Ran
1	1 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Princesses Were Final Fantasy Is a Wiffle Ball
1	1 Vote	The Dark Side of A school
1	1 Vote	WHAT if There Were Cat Bombs During World Cup Kickoff
1	1 Vote	The Battle Chef
1	1 Vote	10 Omnipotent Beings Who Are You?
1	1 Vote	Feast Your Eyes Without You Noticing
1	1 Vote	Crappiest Crap Email Ever: Whiny Guy, Asian Fetish, Faked Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	The Upside of Japan's Most Annoying Song?
1	1 Vote	A Novel That Makes Everything Feel real
1	1 Vote	Kingdom Under Fire for Being Racially Insensitive

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sophie Turner Brings the House of Orphaned Boys Noize
—	1 Vote	68 Optical Illusions to Make Your CHOICE
—	1 Vote	Lawyer for Jan. 6 Hearing Please, Roger Stone (Video)
—	1 Vote	Precision Medicine Improves Outcomes in Kenya Barris
—	1 Vote	Miami's New Coaches Have Been Forgiven, Despite Signs of an .Xyz Domain
—	1 Vote	Democrats Make History 101