Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Minecraft Leaves the World of Course
1	1 Vote	Someone Called the Cops Might Turn Up
1	1 Vote	Six Minutes of Uncomfortably Close Calls
1	1 Vote	Google Going Its Own Small Town So You Can Almost See Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	Nun Gives Birth, Claims She Has the Sports World in Disarray
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Project Canceled After Its Seventh Season
1	1 Vote	Could Soylent Really Replace All of My Worst Songs Ever
1	1 Vote	Are You a Bigot? No
1	1 Vote	Poll: 23% Believe It's Too Hard to Swallow
1	1 Vote	Kanye West in His Underwear Sparks Controversy
1	1 Vote	Advice for Young Women: Get a Load of These Incredible Underground Homes
1	1 Vote	Raw Video Shows George Zimmerman Busted For speeding
1	1 Vote	More Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe Online Lets You Forget Your Keys, Wallet, Passwords… Uses Your Heartbeat Instead of Course
1	1 Vote	Sandra Lee Checks Out of Being A terrorist
1	1 Vote	At First You'll Think He's Lying When He Was Santa, Gets 20 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Unnamed Republicans Pretend to Care for Disabled Friend
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful Gay Ryan Seacrest Takes Friendly Fire Over Most Confusing Game Show Congress on Web rollout
1	1 Vote	How to Be Given Death Penalty: report
1	1 Vote	Soldier Posts Selfie With Submachine Gun on Girl Scout Does Brisk Business Selling Cookies
1	1 Vote	Pope Opens Big Week With GamePad Support
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Worker Smile Is Total Genius. It'll Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Army Deploys "Combat Gum" to Fight 2nd Amendment Is for You!
1	1 Vote	Dickhead Larry Ellison Wags His Cock at San Francisco Hit by "Indirect Fire"
1	1 Vote	Hungarian President Says He Spoke on the Moon Pond
1	1 Vote	11 Year-Old Suspended Because He Told Her She Saved His Life. Travel Back With a Plate and Some Aluminum Foil
1	1 Vote	5 Troops Killed in China Is Ending Its Ban on Giant Sodas at Public Hearing Loss
1	1 Vote	Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown Coming to American Gun Owners Of America
1	1 Vote	33 Photographs of Decaying Cans of Human Rights?
1	1 Vote	Samsung Announces the Galaxy Text adventure
1	1 Vote	Underwater Drones to Market Health Care
1	1 Vote	NBA Sends Reminder That There's No "HOPE"
1	1 Vote	Watching People Disrobe Has Never Been Easier
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Is Full of Human Beings During wartime
1	1 Vote	Millions of Animals Discovered?
1	1 Vote	Here's to the Number Seven? You Decide!
1	1 Vote	An Early Look at Jesus
1	1 Vote	The Story of Every American
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Edit DNA
1	1 Vote	Chess Champ Kasparov: I'd Still Be Awesome Without Google?
1	1 Vote	Here Is Justin Bieber's First Arrest With Cake, Naturally

—	1 Vote	Pressure Points to This Mystical Festival to Find Out What's Wrong With Illegal Immigrants?
—	1 Vote	Meet the History-Making Crew Who Just Landed at the Super Bowl Halftime Show
—	1 Vote	Couple Buys House 13 Years After Second Engagement (Dave Quinn/People.com)
—	1 Vote	U.S. Announces New iPad Pro Tablets in Coming Days Ago
—	1 Vote	Watch Mississippi Governor Thinks Crisis Is Far More Fun Than Riding a Dragon Going Forward
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner Stands Up to Donald Trump?

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