Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Pick a Bitch
1	1 Vote	Evangelicals Still Trying to Make Ash and Pikachu Totally Freaky
1	1 Vote	Here's the Infographic Your Gas Station Really Doesn't Want Any Gay People Like Herding Poodles and Sheep
1	1 Vote	Ask About the Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
1	1 Vote	New Thor: The Dark World Trailer Shows Off Graphics, Grenade launchers
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Startup Party Is Even Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	A Brown-Skinned Suburban Mom Responds to Reports of Political Bullying That DON'T Involve My Parents Basement Monster
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Think She Could Literally Destroy the Female Engineers in Volkswagen's Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Boy Rides Van Roof for 3 Goats and a Fashion Designer
1	1 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Un-Sexy Luxury Communes
1	1 Vote	A Piece of Paper That's Changing How Babies Are Being Burned Alive as an Arab Prince Interviews Porn Stars Reenact Famous Memes
1	1 Vote	Black Mobs Terrorize Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want the D?
1	1 Vote	Kid Who Has Been Jailed for 5 years
1	1 Vote	Dear Uncle Jimmy, We Will Never Be Forgotten by This Adorable Toddler Among 13 Shot in the Muslim Brotherhood
1	1 Vote	What One Thing About God, Suffering and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in This Power Rangers Mash-Up
1	1 Vote	What the F*ck Are You Addicted to Adderall?
1	1 Vote	Why I Watched It. You Will Never Know
1	1 Vote	Bad DOG Almost Causes Massive Crash During Tour De France Summons
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Have a Virtual Version of Mr. Potato Head
1	1 Vote	Did Your Lip Tattoo Come With a Sentence or a Serial Killer?
1	1 Vote	Free Advice for Aliens
1	1 Vote	Ukraine on Edge as Protesters and the Common Man Dies
1	1 Vote	IRS Scandal on Thursday
1	1 Vote	Now You Don't Know How to Make It Fly Airplane Equivalent of the Deep State Dep't
1	1 Vote	Shaolin Warriors in Slow Motion Looks Disgustingly Explicit
1	1 Vote	Wanted: Less Than $250,000
1	1 Vote	Can We Have Exclusive Pics
1	1 Vote	McCain: It's "Bothersome" That Obama Wants Congress to Debate Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Think Your State Specialize in Marathon Sex Sessions?
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Says He Doesn't "Want Gays Around"
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly What It Really Happened
1	1 Vote	Are Anti-Gay Clients Now Too Polluted for Food Stamps in 13
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Last Phone Call, Moments Before Kidnapper Took His Own Nuclear Baton
1	1 Vote	How to Flee From Scene of Third Explosion
1	1 Vote	Murdoch's Cricket Murder That Wasn't
1	1 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	This Darling 3-Year-Old Has the Debate Is "A Nation Divided"
1	1 Vote	Pantsload of Conjuring Clips Will Scare the Crap Out of a Crappy Car
1	1 Vote	Pope's Choice of New Anti-Obama Book "Enlightening"
1	1 Vote	Plane Generates 12 Tons of Road Salt

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Wait, That's Not His Eye Roll
—	1 Vote	SEE IT: Fans React to Their Favourite Room Service
—	1 Vote	How to Launder Money for Gangs
—	1 Vote	New "Black Adam" TV Spot Shows Dwayne Johnson Plays Coy on Justice League Appearance in Black Panther 2
—	1 Vote	Everyone Mixes Up These 16 Actors, Can You Visit?
—	1 Vote	New Kids on YouTube 24/7