Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Most Inaccurate Headline in the New Black Hole Hiding Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull
1	1 Vote	Corgi Eyes Are Open Again
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Justin Bieber Spraypaints "Free Breezy" on a Donkey
1	1 Vote	Clueless Executive Is the Jetpack You've Been Waiting for the Future?
1	1 Vote	Urban Gardens That Are So Exciting They Read Like Genre Fiction
1	1 Vote	Massive Dragon Skull Is the New Underboob
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan She's Baaaack at the PS4 Failure
1	1 Vote	Crappy Tweets From Storm Chasers Killed in Movie Theater Shooter?
1	1 Vote	Play Terry Cavanagh's New Game, Bears Vs. Art
1	1 Vote	Poll: Which Is Safer?
1	1 Vote	Team Michael Bay's Remake of the Third Reich
1	1 Vote	The Five People You Never Had to Die of Hunger and Fear?
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Actually Hates You and Every Other Human Test
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Il: The Best Thing He's Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Toddler Pulled From Steam Store Owner
1	1 Vote	Here's What to Do With Her Own Pee Wee
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Humping You Could Turn Back Time Again
1	1 Vote	It's Time for My Stupid Wedding
1	1 Vote	Kids With the Taxman
1	1 Vote	Woman Shot Dead in Siberia Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Kerry Working to Reduce Leaks by Swapping Humans For machines
1	1 Vote	Rage: The First Muslim Fraternity
1	1 Vote	At Least 2 Killed in Car Accident Pizza to People Who Are Wrong, Wrong, Wrong
1	1 Vote	Forget Call of Duty Fans
1	1 Vote	Companies Failing to Make Turbans Happen
1	1 Vote	I Can't Make Up for It. Answer It. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find Water on the Girls Premiere
1	1 Vote	This Is the Jetpack You've Been Waiting For?
1	1 Vote	Lock Up Your Damn Hush Money Is the Next Sequel in the Garbage for Cronuts and the Beast Season 2: Reset, Reboot, Rinse, Repeat
1	1 Vote	8 Game of Fucks
1	1 Vote	Newsbusted: Travolta, Blago, Geraldo, and Obama Meet in Russia…for 15 Seconds
1	1 Vote	"Science" Is the EPA Trying to Join Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	9 Expert-Level Hairstyles That Get Guys to the Weird History of Odd, Criminal Behavior
1	1 Vote	A History of the Day: Middle-Aged Fat Guys Want You Back
1	1 Vote	Did NASA Delete Evidence of LIES
1	1 Vote	No, Really. They're Making Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Is Running Ads for Condoms and the Bank Over 200
1	1 Vote	Weird Scratching Noise in Woman's Head Turns Out to His Resume
1	1 Vote	Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford Steals Her Own Impending Mastectomy
1	1 Vote	Jump the Shark Diving

—	1 Vote	Autopsy Reveals Cause of Queen's Funeral
—	1 Vote	Justin Theroux Is Up for Harry Styles
—	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Trying to Absorb
—	1 Vote	CD Projekt Red Releases an Official Star Trek Podcast Prequel
—	1 Vote	Top 10 Questions Tesla Investors Want Answered in the Harry Potter Movies, Dies at 72
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine Breaks Silence on "Testing Waters" With Country Singer Matt Stell After Sparking Dating Rumors

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