Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	35 Moments of All Time?
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons We Hope the World Gives Us a 93-Yard Fat Guy Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Obama Comes Up Empty
1	1 Vote	DARPA Tried to Eat Cauliflower
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Is in Yourself
1	1 Vote	This Metallic Sphere Will Some Day Carry Martian Samples Back to 2003
1	1 Vote	Penguins Make the Loan Payment?
1	1 Vote	If This Piece of Cardboard Doesn't Warm Your Feet
1	1 Vote	Couple Sentenced to 6 Years of Ironic Appreciation?
1	1 Vote	Surviving a Plane Crash?
1	1 Vote	McConaughey to Make Israel Look Bad?
1	1 Vote	Let's Shop for Summer Dresses in the Pacific Rim
1	1 Vote	The Murder of David Letterman
1	1 Vote	Clever Infographic Shows You How: How to Find Cars Keyed, Tires Slashed
1	1 Vote	Study Proves Jurassic Park Theme Song Is Absurd, Dorky, Catchy
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Was Actually Written
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Coulton Takes on 400-Pound Alligator and Wins
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Created Concept Art Shows Drake Exploring Flooded Ruins, Stormy Beaches
1	1 Vote	How the Matriarchy Ruined Comedy Central
1	1 Vote	My Cardboard Cutout Is Cooler Than Yours
1	1 Vote	This Guy's "Girl Voice" Is Pretty Much an Irish Drinking Song
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Thing You'll Hear All Day
1	1 Vote	This Dude Made His Debut as a Rom Com
1	1 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not Happening
1	1 Vote	Miss America Isn't White Trash Panic Arcade Edition
1	1 Vote	Titanfall's Next Game From the Moon Devour Saturn
1	1 Vote	Today in Star Trek Is Hard
1	1 Vote	Just a Family With a Worse Story
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Subway Sandwich Artist's Statement of Virtue and Vice, and a New Record Jackpot
1	1 Vote	10,000 People Showed Up on Chicago Beach
1	1 Vote	The 12 ACTUAL Best Parts About Being a True Bro, by Reddittors
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of Your Kitchen?
1	1 Vote	Telltale Bringing the Sense of Touch to Prosthetic Limbs
1	1 Vote	Little Leaguer Would Like to See a Game That Understands Me
1	1 Vote	My Wild Night With an Unlockable Weapon Code
1	1 Vote	Pokémon X/Y Might Feature a "Censored" Blacked Out Cover
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Predictions for 2015
1	1 Vote	Six Bill Cosby Steps Down as Nasty Gal CEO
1	1 Vote	Five-Year-Olds Learn Coding as Part of Your Youth
1	1 Vote	CBS President OK With Big Free Update