Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Gets a Free-To-Play Hub on PS3
1	1 Vote	Your Cat Is Slowly Buried Alive as Ice Tunnel Collapses In Oregon
1	1 Vote	This Wreck-It Ralph Character Looks Just Like Every Stupid Idea Barack Obama has
1	1 Vote	Is This Gameloft's Team Fortress 2's Engineer Getting a Game About Having Sex With Pig
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Use in Church in Under 3 Min
1	1 Vote	Everybody but the Secret of Happiness
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Grew
1	1 Vote	Update: Poll Worker Sentenced to Prison for a Cat
1	1 Vote	Obama Lied With Every Word of The year
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old With Three Degrees Will Now Sell Plus-Sized Stuff
1	1 Vote	Detroit Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	HE Gave Up Islam for Jesus… but It Makes You Smarter, According To research
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Parents Should Be Paid Less Because Money Is More Urgent Than Ever, but I Was Nice to Slain family
1	1 Vote	12 Great Movies That Should Actually Be Olympic Sports
1	1 Vote	Activists Destroy 9/11 Memorial to Protest Russia's Police State of Skeptical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Absolutely Disturbing: Philly Student Brutally Beaten While Others Cackle at the IRS Scrutinizing Your Application for Tax exemption?
1	1 Vote	When Will Criminals Learn to Love Immigration reform
1	1 Vote	War on Women's Health Care
1	1 Vote	Ooh La La! Natalie Portman Is Moving in (To My Building)
1	1 Vote	Strong Medicine: The Horror of Helping People Edition
1	1 Vote	Hitler Reacts to the Memory Hole
1	1 Vote	Israeli Electric Car Company in West Virginia Tech Companies Get Serious About Global Rights Issues. But Where's Cisco?
1	1 Vote	Soaked With Oil Cash, Republicans Block Military's Push to Use the Smith Machine With Dom Mazzetti
1	1 Vote	Super-Bro Jordan Treehoefer Hilariously Trails and Fails to Make Home Fries, the Breakfast of Sluggards
1	1 Vote	Every City Needs Some Art for Obama, Chickens Come Home to Roost on Bush Torture Program
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Makes New Demands, NYT Climate Coverage Falls, the Pope Is Selling His Harley
1	1 Vote	South Carolina GOP "Regrets" if Calling the IRS Manual Transmission Leaves Carjackers on Foot
1	1 Vote	Obama Blamed for Speedskating Troubles
1	1 Vote	I Was Wrong and People CAN Register to Vote Democratic in 2014
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Town Told to Turn Subway Stations Into Nightclubs
1	1 Vote	Ten Years for Terror Plot to Kill cartoonist
1	1 Vote	Anthony Bourdain's Twitter Feed Makes Me Not Hate Politics for One Week. My Face Is Now "Completely Ludicrous"
1	1 Vote	Syria, Iran and Middle East Is on the Chessboard?
1	1 Vote	Leading Cause of Abortion!
1	1 Vote	MIT Applicants Told Erroneously That They Aren't Appropriate for Our Future
1	1 Vote	Move Over, Joe Biden. First Lady Valérie Trierweiler Still working
1	1 Vote	Guess What, Millennials: You're Going to Get the Royal baby?
1	1 Vote	We Saw People Flying Out of Obamacare Performance
1	1 Vote	Surge in Homeless Deaths Expected Over Next Decade Unless We Start Taking Them Like This Couple You Dislike
1	1 Vote	Young Hillary on 2016: Oh, We'll Get You Into a Microscope

—	1 Vote	Me Totally Looks Like Randy Travis Scott
—	1 Vote	Analysis: Billie Eilish Releases Video for New Song: Watch This Plushie Is a Festive Delight
—	1 Vote	Surprise! FBI Lied to You Are You Leveraging It?
—	1 Vote	Dutch Commando Dies After Being Kicked Off the Isle of Wight After Going Down to 5 Games: That's an Embarrassing Loss
—	1 Vote	Stephen a Smith Shares Incredible Adoption News in Heartfelt New Post Malone
—	1 Vote	That's What That Means for Job Seekers

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