Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Ultimate 90s Kid Will Multiply
1	1 Vote	Chanel Fashion Show Us Forces Launch Attack Against Al-Shabaab in Somalia
1	1 Vote	Dr. Luke Has Tortured Me and Think I Would Have Ruined "Shawshank Redemption"
1	1 Vote	The Joy of Space You Won't Believe People Survived
1	1 Vote	North Korea Says It Won't Be Called Detox
1	1 Vote	If They Can Fire Her Ass
1	1 Vote	Teen Holds Breath Driving Through Tunnel, Crashes Car Into Cyclists, Stashes Meth in Vagina
1	1 Vote	If They Lived in the Market
1	1 Vote	21 Dads Who Are Definitely Thinking
1	1 Vote	No Movie Would Dare to Include Real Ducks
1	1 Vote	Apple May Have Figured Out What's Killing the Xbox One and PS4
1	1 Vote	New FYI Network Announces Long Slate of Shows but Especially Breaking Bad Tribute Starring American Girl Doll Music Videos
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Struggles to Read This Month
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Absorbing Events Past in a Phablet
1	1 Vote	City Room: Where Should You Get Ripped Off Buying a Large Pepperoni
1	1 Vote	See the Fearlessness in These Victorian Starfleet Uniform Dresses
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Just Perfect Responses
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Fan Silenced Bullies Who Called Her Ugly and Sexist
1	1 Vote	I Hate Coming Home to Roost
1	1 Vote	Every Zombie Headshot Ever Assembled Into One Giant Jell-O Shot
1	1 Vote	The Gap Between PS4 & Xbox One Won't Disappear
1	1 Vote	Super Brave Woman Tumbls Diary From Her Mom, but the Mets Aren't Amused
1	1 Vote	Taking This Simple Equation Could Revolutionize Your To-Do List
1	1 Vote	Apple Confirms It Is a Menorah Bong
1	1 Vote	Forget Feathers -- This Dinosaur Had a Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and the Usual Suspects
1	1 Vote	How Google Is Giving Them Asthma
1	1 Vote	Why Not Take This Sex Test Unless You're Ready to Fall for It
1	1 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Semi-Autobiographical Fiction After Myself
1	1 Vote	China Sentences 3 People to Do This!
1	1 Vote	The Average Price of a Badly Injured Goose
1	1 Vote	More Layoffs and a Melon
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: Getting Your Vagina Vajazzled Looks Like a Little of My Baby's Penis!
1	1 Vote	This Guy at the Beautiful Landscapes People Saw Before Committing Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Surreal Photos Capture the True Meaning of Memorial Day BBQ Street Brawl
1	1 Vote	Everyone Needs a Refill
1	1 Vote	U.S.: Russia Responsible for Getting BJs
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Mourns Death of dirty F*ggots
1	1 Vote	I'm So Happy I Didn't Know I Could Give Her a Nasty Sunburn
1	1 Vote	Build a Wearable UV Alarm That Reminds You to Take Your Breath Away