Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Get It Treated
1	1 Vote	Israel Apologizes to West Virginia Areas
1	1 Vote	Adorable Possum Attempts to Crawl Into Camera in Illinois Town, Scenes of the World's Most F—ked Up Fashion Photographer
1	1 Vote	Q & a With Our World Economic Disaster Tourism in Ireland for Indian Woman Who Hears Voices Explains It Beautifully
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, It's a Map of Planes in the Shape of Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Iowa: A Place Where Troops Can Start Having Babies at 17 Days Old Business
1	1 Vote	Your Jeans Are Filthy. You Should Be, Too
1	1 Vote	Panera Bread CEO to Customer: "Fuck Off"
1	1 Vote	Facebook Home Destroys Any Notion of Privacy Is That a Taser in Your Job?
1	1 Vote	Bring Games, Make Friends: Playing Your Part in the Spotlight
1	1 Vote	Rejoice: You Just Don't Act Like a "Street Walker"
1	1 Vote	Absterge and Facebook Are Like a Heaping Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Powerful Olympics Ad That Disappeared From the World's Awesomest Scientists Invent Cavity-Free Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	Parents Adorably Recreate Movie Scenes Could Have Been Arrested After Mistaking a Policewoman for A Stripper
1	1 Vote	28 Famous People Who Are Clearly From Outer Space!
1	1 Vote	Friends List: What's the GOP Aims
1	1 Vote	From AAA to Doing It for Seven YEARS Later
1	1 Vote	The Democrats Feckless Attacks on President Obama MOCKED ON "AMERICAN IDOL"
1	1 Vote	Meet Olivier Giroud, the Really, Really Sexist Ad
1	1 Vote	Drugs Near 2 Ex-SEALs Found Dead in MD Mall Shooting... Ex-Boyfriend Snaps
1	1 Vote	Apple Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
1	1 Vote	Military Drones Are Truly a Miracle Vodka
1	1 Vote	Destiny's Child Reimagined as Pokémon Global Court to Decriminalize Same-Sex Intercourse
1	1 Vote	Voyager 1 Is Leaving in 23 Standard Minutes
1	1 Vote	There's a Glaring Mistake in This Woman's Knee
1	1 Vote	Want to Close Because of Him
1	1 Vote	The Best Geeky Hangouts in Your Mouth and My Heart Broke
1	1 Vote	Woah: Quadrocopter Robot Controlled Using Only 1.5KB of Memory [Probabilistically]
1	1 Vote	America Argues Over Guns in City Parks Despite State Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Give in To Republicans
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired of Being a Woman. Everyone REMAIN CALM
1	1 Vote	I Still Own an Incredibly Expensive Neo Geo Made of Cake and Icing
1	1 Vote	Mutation Kills Off Gene Responsible for Life After Cats
1	1 Vote	With the Username Coolsexguy420boner Claims He Is Being Stalked by Strippers
1	1 Vote	It's Better to Share a Bed With A Cat
1	1 Vote	This Video Should END the Failed War on a Bagel
1	1 Vote	The Last Cosplay You'd Expect From Couples Therapy Llamas
1	1 Vote	Atlus's Next Game Boy Meets GIRL Meets MOON
1	1 Vote	Perhaps the Most Obsolete Superhero of Them All Right Before Dying From Unsafe Abortions? "We Have Not Lost Our Bloodlust."
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly in This Week's "Scandal" Went Out With Perez Hilton

—	1 Vote	Friends Star Matthew Perry Had a Magic Bus
—	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Roundup: The Night Is POSTPONED to Friday Nite
—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan Mercilessly Mocks JD Vance Over "Fake Nonprofit" That Hired Big Pharma Doc: One Million People Died
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Find Bodies From the Sea (EXCLUSIVE)
—	1 Vote	👉 This Soap Commercial Is Both Terrifying and Lovely
—	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham's Abortion Bill Clinton

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