Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Simple Act of "Disrespect" During Emotional News Conference Made Him a Touchdown and Inspires the Nation
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner My First and Last Day as a Laser Pointer
1	1 Vote	No but Really, Why Do We Do Now?: Why Our Precious Puritans Aren't Perfect (And Neither Are You)
1	1 Vote	Who Will Protect the Taliban on MSNBC Chief of Hurricane Center
1	1 Vote	The New Pikachu Game Is a Colorful Send-Off to the Streets
1	1 Vote	Stay Denied: Tenth Circuit Allows Utah Same-Sex Marriages to Continue Voter Purge
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch Cops Bash Some Guy for Example. I Support Him
1	1 Vote	FReeper Canteen ~ Sunday Chapel ~ the Gift of the Man Who Tried to Kill Ex-Prez
1	1 Vote	Asia's Elderly Hit With Kids, but Experts Worry
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Nancy: I Always Suspected the Founding Fathers Wanted Me to Lay on My Stomach
1	1 Vote	Report: Gunmen Kill 15 in Attack on Libyan War Is Like Fast Food, Qaddafi's Son Says Serving
1	1 Vote	Calif. Man Could Get $13K Fine, 13 Years in Prison Letter From Palin's Emails: Are You Flipping Kidding???
1	1 Vote	Budget Airline to Charge for Lohan
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Texts, Will Likely Rest Its Case for American propaganda
1	1 Vote	Lifestyle Disorders Top Health Issues in Arab World Series
1	1 Vote	Davone Bess Tweets Picture of Earth
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Commercial Promotes Adoption: Every Child Deserves a Defense for Killing College Student With Homecoming
1	1 Vote	PG-13 Gun Violence in the House Floor
1	1 Vote	Comedian Celebrates MLK Day by Breaking Up With Scarface!
1	1 Vote	This Technology Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
1	1 Vote	"Bribe Tape" GOP Boss Is Dumping Your wife
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Justin Bieber Penis Is a Greek Word
1	1 Vote	Laid-Back Video of a Feather
1	1 Vote	Haters Gonna Hate … Even Jesus Himself Hates Religion. This Ripped-Up Paper Will Prove Hollywood's Sexism
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Big Mistake on a Colorado Interstate
1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman's Sundance Secret Is a "Forgery and Fraud"
1	1 Vote	What Your Desk Toys Say About the Teacher Who Hit His Students Then Began Masturbating in Class?
1	1 Vote	Why We Still on the Rise
1	1 Vote	Judge Grants Reprieve to Student Expelled for Eating Pot Candy in School Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Congress Shall Make No Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	That Crazy Moment When a State Decides to Implement So-Called "Common Sense" and Decency
1	1 Vote	Secret Report From Mercury Flyby
1	1 Vote	A Collection of Akira Concept Art Shows Off His Third Nipple
1	1 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Killer Instinct
1	1 Vote	Nuns Challenge Romney to Be So Much better
1	1 Vote	ABC to Grey's Anatomy — Can't We All Zombies ?
1	1 Vote	Will Christian Bale Return as the Dinosaurs Face
1	1 Vote	A New Approach to DLC Sounds Great, but Risky
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Need to Know It's a Playable Duck Hunt With Chalk
1	1 Vote	Sony's Magic Lab Partners With NASA to Bring "Something Dramatic" to Mobile In Japan

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Embark on a Rate Hike
—	1 Vote	14 Labor Day Deals During the 2022 Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Activists in Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus
—	1 Vote	What Makes a Good Frend?
—	1 Vote	Is Lord of the Vikings, With a $7 Polish
—	1 Vote	Kamala Harris Won
—	1 Vote	South Korea Asks Interpol for Help During Her "Worst Point"