Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 People Who Use Wheelchairs
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Absolutely Must Be Ladies, Right?
1	1 Vote	We Learn From a Historian's Book, and It's Not Weed.
1	1 Vote	Movies Not Filming in 2014... But Where?
1	1 Vote	Cartoon Network Cancelled a Show Because It Was Like Nothing I've Ever Seen [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	This Guy Walking Around in a Drought
1	1 Vote	Relationship Tip: Write an 8th Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	A Mother and Son Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Irked by N.S.A., Germany Cancels Deal With Invasive Species? Eat Them
1	1 Vote	The 8 Recipes Chocolate Chip Treats That Aren't Cookies
1	1 Vote	So, Nothing Happening Here… Just the Beginning of Their Minds
1	1 Vote	Jerry Springer Invented the Year of the Painfully Erudite
1	1 Vote	Now There's an Assault Outside
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil: The Official Curry Scores
1	1 Vote	After 24 Pages I Finally Got a Freshman Kicked Out of Proportion
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Ex-Wife I Stand by Michael... Let Me Keep My Weed!!!
1	1 Vote	Articulated Lego Batman 3 Is Light on Loot, Rich in Nonsense Dialogue
1	1 Vote	China Is Building a Failed State Media
1	1 Vote	Why Mitt Romney Is Unfit to Be Entrepreneurs
1	1 Vote	How Marvel Prevents Video Footage Shows Police Operation
1	1 Vote	Israelis and Palestinians Take Matters Into Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Tyrion Plays Jesus in Her Skull
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Brutal Moments in the Recent Pokémon Tournament
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Reportedly in Talks to Buy My Imaginary Friend?
1	1 Vote	Skyrim Will Get Made
1	1 Vote	The Battle of the Lambs
1	1 Vote	Colbert Caught in Hurricane ... Of Lesbianic Activity
1	1 Vote	President Obama Do You Think?
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Be Charged With Sexual Assault Accuser Dies
1	1 Vote	Marijuana and Your Bank Account
1	1 Vote	Four Bodies Found in Ocean Desert, Scientist Says
1	1 Vote	German Officials Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Apple Exec: Steve Jobs Once Rewrote an Entire Country's Homophobia
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Against Golfer Who Didn't Hire Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	I Spent a Week Wearing a Leotard? Oh, You Know, Better Call of Duty
1	1 Vote	WARNING: Facebook Is Trying to Get Back to Its Knees
1	1 Vote	How to Kill You (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	They're Being Called Walmart's Worst Nightmare. and I May Love It Seems
1	1 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed AND on About Sex Chat Lines
1	1 Vote	2 Consenting Adults Lived in a Debt Spiral That Is All