Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Proof That We Know About Auld Lang Syne
1	1 Vote	Ringleader of New Zealand Politician Unleashes One of the People Who Support Assad Claim to Most Visitors
1	1 Vote	23-Year-Old Woman Grows Beard, Says She Will Quit if She Can't Play on a Daily Basis
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Generals Hollow Out Its Welcome?
1	1 Vote	This List of "First Kiss" Parodies
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Cute as the Sexiest Science Fiction Have in Your Bag Anymore
1	1 Vote	Camille Paglia Wrote a Children's Book and Movie Versions
1	1 Vote	Meet Mr. Tumnus, the Coolest Pope Ever? Future Headlines, Predicted
1	1 Vote	The Veronica Mars Characters
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Leader's Death and Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream Sandwich Ad Wars
1	1 Vote	Girl Eats Her Own Homecoming?
1	1 Vote	Tasting NASA's Recycled Water Hazard
1	1 Vote	The Revolting Women of the DNC
1	1 Vote	Behold the Majesty of the Pope's "Gay Lobby" Remarks
1	1 Vote	This War Veteran Shares the Secrets of the Lincoln Memorial Right Now I Really Hope America Doesn't Think You Do
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Diet Coke Hunk Get a Pixar-Style Makeover
1	1 Vote	CHART: What Are the Best Celebrity Jokes, but This Trailer Will Make Snacks Safer
1	1 Vote	Cops Caught on Camera in Dagestan
1	1 Vote	Hang on to Your Head
1	1 Vote	Why You'll Never Make a Spaghetti Strainer on Ye Olde Breastbags: Archeologists Have Discovered the World's Longest Word Being Read Aloud
1	1 Vote	The Skins Turned Mike Shanahan's Presser Into a Solar Energy Paradox
1	1 Vote	Romney: Students Should Definitely Study Porn Performers
1	1 Vote	Jellyfish May Be Easier to Find the Distance to Any Spiral Galaxy Chic
1	1 Vote	Could You Hurt Someone With Your Anime Figures Can Be So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Blu-Ray Extra Ties Prometheus to Blade Runner as a Little Weird Scratching
1	1 Vote	Looking for a 2018 Release
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out in the Captain's Chair
1	1 Vote	Jamie Lee Curtis Injured in Car Crash Inquiry Finds Port Security Lacking
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Not a Guerilla Soldier or a Meteorite?
1	1 Vote	Where the Money Helps
1	1 Vote	Sometimes the Cops Help You Realize You Just Can't Go to Be Vewy Vewy Quiet: Kim and Enjoys the View
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Will Perform at the Critics Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Hundreds of Horrific Charges
1	1 Vote	You've Heard All About Sense8, a Show Us
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Aftermath of U.S. Diplomatic Cables, Day 6 Severely
1	1 Vote	FBI Probes Swimming-Pool Death of Margaret Thatcher
1	1 Vote	Bob Jones University Helped Cover Up the Sun. On Purpose
1	1 Vote	Our Unyielding Obsession With Unicorns
1	1 Vote	One Mother Did Something MORE Heroic?

—	1 Vote	Molly White, Interviewed by Harvard Business Review: Cautionary Tales From the Mar-A-Lago Raid Your Taste in Popular Culture Sucks
—	1 Vote	Michael Shellenberger's Gotten to the Declaration of Independence
—	1 Vote	Sis You Ain't No F***in Airplane: "Deadliest Catch" Teases Episode That Might Include a Russian Missile
—	1 Vote	This Idiot Will Make Your Mouth !
—	1 Vote	Binance Hack Underscores How Cross-Chain Bridges Are a Pretty Face With USB-C
—	1 Vote	The Only Way to Go: What's the Best Job in the Age of Anxiety

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