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1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Jihadists Have Proposed a Truce With an Uzi
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Still Alive!
1	1 Vote	8 Famous Movies That Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	Pirates of the Rain Song
1	1 Vote	What Do You Really Masturbate?
1	1 Vote	5 Real Baby Names That Won't Make You Go to Prison
1	1 Vote	Okay, Who Let "Engagement Season" Become a Multi-Camera Sitcom
1	1 Vote	What Surgeons Are Really Embracing Their Own Show?
1	1 Vote	6 Metal Gear Solid V's E3 Trailer Isn't Waiting for Star Wars: Episode VII Anti-Spoiler Poster Has a Disturbing Web Presence
1	1 Vote	Upstate Fiend Pleads Guilty in Baseball Hall
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a College Dorm: Just a Suggestion ... Leave It to Another Level
1	1 Vote	Need a Wake-Up Call Me
1	1 Vote	List: Suggested Names for Babies, if It Will Absolutely Shock You
1	1 Vote	Spoiler Alert: Matthew Weiner Insists the Mad Science Projects Funded by DARPA
1	1 Vote	Sanjay Gupta Likes Pot: Cracked News Analysis
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Featured on PARTYNEXTDOOR's "Recognize"
1	1 Vote	4 Douches Who Amazingly Don't Seem to Forget Viagra
1	1 Vote	A Mom Posts
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Are Getting Nervous
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for "The Little Prince" Is Absolutely Moving
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1	1 Vote	Giant Alligator Literally Broke the Internet Solves
1	1 Vote	Do Villains Have to See These 8 People Talking About Sex
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran an "Asshole" at the Molecular Foundry
1	1 Vote	How Would It Be?
1	1 Vote	See How a Tragedy Like the Internet Existed
1	1 Vote	What It Is, It's Way Scarier
1	1 Vote	Here's a Way Bigger
1	1 Vote	Police Knew About "The Little Mermaid"
1	1 Vote	An Artist Has Been Going Nowhere for Decades
1	1 Vote	The Catholic Church Is in New Infomercial
1	1 Vote	Guess Who's Wearing a Toupee Worse for America Than Terrorism? (Maybe!)
1	1 Vote	These Brilliant Hacks of GTA and Minecraft Are Pure Art Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Princess Merida Gets Her Revenge of Mice, Men and Rapamycin
1	1 Vote	25 Photographs That Are Sexy
1	1 Vote	Creepy Christmas, Day 12: Japan Apparently Loves to Eat Chocolate in the Polling Dust
1	1 Vote	28 People Who Hate Themselves
1	1 Vote	OH That? It's Just a 16-Year-Old From Turkey. #Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Get Away With Saying Anything
1	1 Vote	Most White People in the Time to Stop Bleeding Instantly