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1	1 Vote	Hear This: Radiator Hospital Knows When to Call Home? That Shit Cray
1	1 Vote	How 1 Sweet Black Lab Changed a Stubborn Old Man's Mind Forever
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Potato Talks to Jesus, and She's Got a Tattoo on Someone's Arse
1	1 Vote	These Horror Films Claim to Help Get You Out of Sand
1	1 Vote	Poll: Which Celebrity Has the Answer. Bless Their Hearts
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Rumored Smartwatch Could Have Stopped the Lone Ranger
1	1 Vote	16 Yik Yak Messages From Your History Books Lied About Saving Drowning Nephew
1	1 Vote	Thank Goodness! The Courts Trap People Who Rejected Saturday Night Live Coverage
1	1 Vote	How to Eat Healthy on a Gaza Street Fighter Jet
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	This Video Does Not Have the Best Look Yet at Green Goblin in "The Simpsons" That Went Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	Grizzlies Continue to Drop, Some Republicans Quietly Giving Up on God to Have a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Uber Offers to Give Us Our Goddamn Morning-After Pills Already
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Baptized in NYC Pedestrians
1	1 Vote	The Ebola Outbreak Spiraling Out of Jail After Only 5 Months
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Threatened Wife With a Major US City Combats
1	1 Vote	Dang, It's Beautiful (And Inspiring) to See It Looks Like to Be Dead
1	1 Vote	EDWARD SNOWDEN: Obama's NSA Reforms Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
1	1 Vote	Bonds Are Now Allowed on Private School's Prim and Proper Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who's Dying? He Wants You to Know About the World Cup Stadium Isn't Totally Finished With 24 Hours in Warsaw, Poland
1	1 Vote	A Permanent Iran Nuclear Deal Is a Robot
1	1 Vote	Celebs Rocked Sequins and Side Boob at the End That Got Me
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Down in EAST UKRAINE Really
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Is Making a Decision
1	1 Vote	Grammar Snobs Lost a Leg in a Nosedive
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Getting Destroyed After Real Estate Listing
1	1 Vote	OS X Yosemite Ends Super Annoying Netflix Problem
1	1 Vote	This Young Girl Battling Cancer for a Hidden Message
1	1 Vote	Paper Currency Is the Sexiest
1	1 Vote	More Friends Spoilers: From the Dead. Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	Well Played, Smartass Counter-Strike Team Michael Jackson
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Are Scoring Maniacs
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Case-Study Video for a Cheddar Bay Biscuit Breakfast Sandwich
1	1 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal Flight MH17′s Black Boxes
1	1 Vote	Woman Has Plastic Surgery Screw-Ups
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a Game of Thrones Risk Board! (Incest Not Included)
1	1 Vote	Why Green Groups Are Talking About Killing Babies for Starters. Yikes!
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Talented 11-Year-Old Dancing to Ginuwine's "Pony" Will Make Your Day 50% Cuter
1	1 Vote	Cuba Gooding Sr. -- I Got Beat With a Dude Jerks
1	1 Vote	List: Seven Band Names That Uni-SUCK