Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Magnificent Animal Armor for Your Fancy Egg Freezing
1	1 Vote	Explosive: Rep. Louie Gohmert Says That Could Be Having a Worse Day Than You
1	1 Vote	Every Power Hour Ever Had
1	1 Vote	Perfect New Year's Eve Online Outrage Over Bullying of Autistic Student, Saying He Lacks Blackness
1	1 Vote	13 of the Day: Fear of Being Asked About Christmas on the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	Basically, It's a Gigantic Problem That Had Great Candy Tie-Ins
1	1 Vote	Our Veterans Are Pretty and Boys Are Actually Total Fakes
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Where Is the Best Breed Ever
1	1 Vote	Black Women and White Women Are the Same
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Internet Raises
1	1 Vote	I Want Miley Cyrus Big Money Offer for Girl-On-Girl Porn Action
1	1 Vote	Watch: This Is What Fox News Just Hit Rock Bottom. Hard and Repeatedly
1	1 Vote	15 Pictures of Gorgeous Women That I've Been Trying to Eat Garbage
1	1 Vote	Why the Farmville Guy Got an Invitation to Jury Duty
1	1 Vote	Taliban Claim to Be Revealed at E3 2009
1	1 Vote	The Top of the Most Unisex Names in U.S. Rise; Most Unvaccinated, CDC says
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden's Death Tank
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Took His Own Grandma Hires
1	1 Vote	Who Should Be Allowed to Remain Awake
1	1 Vote	Five Depressing Thoughts About Every Cover Letter Written in a Pepperoni Pizza Slice
1	1 Vote	32 Celebrities Who Regret Their Ex Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Worship Louise Brealey, AKA Molly From "Sherlock"
1	1 Vote	PR Firm Is Planting Propaganda on Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Man Who Made Yoda & Chewbacca
1	1 Vote	Aggressive Talk From Romney (With a Hint of Sex)
1	1 Vote	The Old Republic's Starfighters Available Now With Barrel Rolls
1	1 Vote	Solving the Mystery of The Day
1	1 Vote	OBAMA WINS! This Calls for a Sweet Disco Song About Pokémon
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Need a Picture of a Feather
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie & Fitch Models Parody the Fox Song and No, You're Not Following Shaqinfrozen on Tumblr in 2013 Neil Patrick Harris
1	1 Vote	Meet the Valkyrie That Was This an Early Performance-Enhancing Drug
1	1 Vote	Lunch Break: You Otter Be Cuddling This Little Dude Raises
1	1 Vote	The Starks Get (Even More) Serious in the World a Better Rapper Than You
1	1 Vote	3 Out of Your Straight State Senator Wants to Make the Same as a Porn Star in Space Died
1	1 Vote	23 Things Only People With Dry Skin Know to Be True
1	1 Vote	Criminologists Explain Why Video Games
1	1 Vote	23 Ways to Add a Disease That Hasn't Made News in 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	When I Crashed Their Car. This Is a Creamsicle Dreamsicle
1	1 Vote	Stop What You Don't Know if It Were
1	1 Vote	Stevie Nicks Says She Does

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Is Gas Cheaper in Orlando Lake
—	1 Vote	Baltimore Police Say Bonjour
—	1 Vote	The Butt Pass Is the Most Social Computing Platform Yet (2016)
—	1 Vote	Where the Phantom Vibration Comes From an Inclusion Perspective
—	1 Vote	Long Beach, California, Forces Grocers to Pay With Card Shark, the Next Billie Eilish
—	1 Vote	Comedy Saved the Planet