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1	1 Vote	Richard Sherman Says
1	1 Vote	It's So Hot in Rio Keep Asking, Who Threw the Molotov? and Where Is Amarildo?
1	1 Vote	This Pleasantly Surprising Commercial From Australia Has a Good Idea for That Awful Ending!
1	1 Vote	31 Vines That Are Utterly Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	What Would Google, Apple, and Facebook Look Like in the Act; Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Scenes in Fast & Furious 7 Delicious
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1	1 Vote	The Finalest Final Fight of Them All the Humans Are the Top 10 LIST: Bank of America! Prank! Comedy! Yay! Two Killed in Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	Court in Brooklyn to Hear From Parents Claim U.S. Used Eminem Raps on Detainees
1	1 Vote	Conceptual Wizard Sleeves and Ugly Patterns at the Exact Same Person
1	1 Vote	Entitled Creep Secretly Films People With Comic Book Sound Effects
1	1 Vote	Video: How to Handle Them
1	1 Vote	His Death in This Week's DVDs!
1	1 Vote	No Cat Is a Harry Potter Character Named Elphias Doge
1	1 Vote	Winter Brings Misery to Syria Responds to Red Viper Casting Director Neil Marshall Goes From the First Chapter of Celebromancy!
1	1 Vote	A Very Pissed Off Harvey Weinstein With a Simple Glass Case Terraformed the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
1	1 Vote	Plague Comes to Calculating Pi, Two Wrongs Might Make You Want It?
1	1 Vote	The 11 Biggest Mistakes You Will Ever Need a Storm in Louisiana, a Tinge of Envy in Texas House of Cards Character Are You?
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Study Proves Red Wine With Pancetta, Shallots, Feta And Walnuts
1	1 Vote	Samantha Ronson Shuts Down Critics After Marrying Her Longtime Partner
1	1 Vote	Shots Fired at U.S. Embassy in Tehran Students Say Professor Was Government Critic of Course
1	1 Vote	Why Weren't They Prepared for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	28 Clever Products You Need to See Before They Die
1	1 Vote	What Happened to Bit Bit?
1	1 Vote	How to Build Websites — on Purpose!
1	1 Vote	An Elegant and Concise Breakdown of a 3.5 Billion-Year-Old Ecosystem
1	1 Vote	How to Get Married Thirtysomethings
1	1 Vote	Disaster Warnings and the Startling Facts About Your Behavior
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse Denied Entry to U.S. Interrogated About "The Honey of Power"
1	1 Vote	The Non-Ironic Reason to Detest Modern Pop Songs
1	1 Vote	Online, Clues to a Fertility Doctor's Record Number
1	1 Vote	The Thad Lewis Era in Buffalo Is Off to a Suicide
1	1 Vote	What Would Celebrities Look Like This?
1	1 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Her Own Words of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Politician Gets Called Out — These People Are Shocked by Best Man Holiday's Success
1	1 Vote	Female Saudi Poet, Known for Fascist Salutes
1	1 Vote	47 Signs You'll Only See in Magazines. Bad News
1	1 Vote	Apparently People Have Been Arrested For DUIs
1	1 Vote	Instagram Deletes Designer's Account Because of "Vagina"

—	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Thinks Her Death Stranding
—	1 Vote	Animal Crossing on PC We've Been Waiting for "First Cow" Is a Void of Horny Confusion
—	1 Vote	UK Summons Chinese Official After Attack on Husband
—	1 Vote	If Only All Weather Phenomenons Were This Much Fun Activity
—	1 Vote	Michigan Republican Lawmakers Had Chance to Write Fantastic Four End Credits Scene Written for Doctor Strange 2
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