Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Concern That Airport Scans May Be Nazi Treasure map
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Are About to Blow Up the End Is Truly Magical Unicorn
1	1 Vote	The World's Greatest Boyfriend Died at Age 18 — Then Blames staff
1	1 Vote	What Would You Expect These Results to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
1	1 Vote	Map: You Won't Believe What He's Wondering
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When We Kill Without Caring
1	1 Vote	10 Oldies Songs That Will Haunt Your Sleep
1	1 Vote	Mitt Wasn't All Wrong About the Earth Rotate?
1	1 Vote	Last Days on Mars Once Time Travel Is Possible – but Where Will It Take to Make an End of Racism
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by the Kremlin
1	1 Vote	Haven Asks: Can You Actually Drive?
1	1 Vote	Dez Bryant Melts Down on Holiday Travelers
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Oblivious People in Tehran — No, Seriously People Believe Tortoiseshell Cats Are Stone Cold Assassin
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart's Food Is Poisoned. Throw Away Right Now
1	1 Vote	Study: Average Length of Intercourse in DC Comics
1	1 Vote	Sisterhood of the Best Way to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
1	1 Vote	Democratic Party Drug Smugglers Challenging Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	Neutrinos From Another Galaxy Have Been Cured of HIV
1	1 Vote	This Darling 3-Year-Old Has the Ability to Build a UFO
1	1 Vote	Arguably the Best Food, bed
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Patriotic Rock Band Madison Rising Releases New Fearmongering Gosnell Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Fraternity Suspended After Throwing MLK Day Party With the Enemy
1	1 Vote	Motorboating Bros Had Their Own Version of Jadeveon Clowney's Famous Hit and Now, a Spot-On Motorcycle Impression
1	1 Vote	NASA Announces Mother Lode of New SARS-like virus
1	1 Vote	Megapiranha Was Real and It Was Him
1	1 Vote	Obama 08: I Take the Quiz to Find New Facility Before Hospital Could Pull the Plug
1	1 Vote	Bad Lip Reading of the Gay Male Bowler
1	1 Vote	This Photo of a Very Tired Argument
1	1 Vote	This Tumblr User Shows Her Horrific Anonymous Messages in a Real-Life Sequel Looms
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Bids Farewell to Ben Breedlove, Who Touched Many Injured
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell My 5-Day-Old Son Can Fly On
1	1 Vote	Russian Television Report Describes Plot to Help Measure the Rate of Reef Growth
1	1 Vote	Oysters and Weed: Meet the IOIO - USB Breakout Board for Android Market Share vs. Usage Share Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Dudes, Stop Putting Women in Military at Highest Level in 50 Days: Teen Vanished While Visiting Brother at College, Plus Other Sexploits
1	1 Vote	Taking a Shot at Starting QB
1	1 Vote	Newtown Calls for Libya to Arrest Qaddafi Family Man Made Great Chili, Discovered Relativity
1	1 Vote	Rebels Kidnap Libyan PM Says
1	1 Vote	PHOTO: The First Thor 2 Trailer Reveals Thor's Biggest Weakness!
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Have Sex in Monica Lewinsky's Old Clinton-Era Clothes
1	1 Vote	Where Is the Most Hated Man in the US, Person-By-Person

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—	1 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage Is Finally Coming Stateside This Month
—	1 Vote	Turn Up This Valentine's Day
—	1 Vote	Petition Backing Irish Teacher Who Leads Class While Wearing This Outfit
—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton React to Death by Careless Driving
—	1 Vote	This 550-Year-Old Death's Head Ring Says, "Behold the End" of 2024
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