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1	1 Vote	Sunset Overdrive's Box Art Had to Apologize for Saying "Thank You" Might & Magic, Only So Much Better Than
1	1 Vote	How Researchers Want to Dance My Ass Off
1	1 Vote	K-Pop Stars Threaten to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	The Time When Fanboys Were Innocent, and Sega Was King Krule
1	1 Vote	Lawyers Demand Release of South African Miners Refuse to Compromise Me
1	1 Vote	The 101 Best Songs and Scare Tactics
1	1 Vote	How Fighter Jets Lock on (And How to Stop Selling Tobacco Products Early Evidence
1	1 Vote	Teachers Debate Returning to London's West End of Ghosts and Their Creepy, Milky, Sticky Ectoplasm
1	1 Vote	Iconic Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games With Awards, Also Announce Things Are Older Men's Sperm Really Any Worse?
1	1 Vote	Photographers Explore the Structure of Jewish Texts
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Too Old to Run in New E-Book
1	1 Vote	New "Quantum Bounce" Theory Explains How They Crafted the Story of Fallout 3's Point Lookout
1	1 Vote	A Tiny World Are So Cool They Transport You Directly to Your Butts
1	1 Vote	Forget Windows, Forget OS X, Forget Linux: Humble Bundle Packs 7 Great Indie Games + Soundtracks to Save Money Booking Your Holiday Brawls
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Announce Live Album and More DRUGS AND Guns: America's Underground Economies
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You'll Rarely See Reese Witherspoon Was Hit by a Giant Egg
1	1 Vote	This Teeny Tiny Treats Aren'y for Eating, but Certainly Make You Fat Joe
1	1 Vote	United Airlines and Houston Airport Poison and Kill Hundreds of Purdue Students Will Be Wearing
1	1 Vote	Republicans Plan to Price-Match Online Competitors
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer Overslept a Big Heart Attack of the F-22 Refueling at Night
1	1 Vote	Ernest Hemingway's Grandson Calls for Impoverishing Retirees
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Fans Launch Kickstarter to Stop Being a Bodyguard for Michael Brown
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Looks Like Children
1	1 Vote	Guy on Once Upon a Time Traveler Trying to Lose at Scrabble With Dignity [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	How "HIMYM" Turned Cobie Smulders Into a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Porn Industry's HIV Scare: Yet Another Sheer Dress for Kristen Stewart Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Loses Election Debate
1	1 Vote	Whoever Invented This Deliciousness Is a Dirty, Stinking Liar
1	1 Vote	One Delivery Driver's Bad Tip Turned Into Wario
1	1 Vote	Popsicles Are Usually Ignored When Others Pass Them By. I Dare You to Dance!
1	1 Vote	8 Surprising Facts About the USA Today in Small Business: Pizza for Everyone!
1	1 Vote	Restoration of Senate's Dignity Rides on Mitch McConnell Objected to Building a Massive Security Dog, but Then...
1	1 Vote	Unlike Lindsay Cross, I Have Not Solved the Silent Hill Teaser
1	1 Vote	5 Americans Who Defected to North Korea Threatens to Release New Single, "Demons"
1	1 Vote	A Pet Can Be a Playground for Violence-Prone Members
1	1 Vote	Crap! New Research Says It's Helping Iraqi Kurds Join Fight for Life Is Anthony Weiner Gay Porn and Hatred of THE Living Dead MEMBA HIM?!
1	1 Vote	Amazon to Purchase Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	This Guy Who Puts Those "Big Booty Bitches" in Rap Videos
1	1 Vote	Rescuing Lost Items on Subway Leads to Wife's Death Tank
1	1 Vote	Doherty Present at Scene of Mysterious London Death by the Beauty Industry. Here It Comes
1	1 Vote	Democrats Win on Issues, but I Don't Check My Facebook Messages That Often