Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Adorable Old Lady Who Wants to Track All Your Social Network Hopping
1	1 Vote	Systemic Traffic Jams Caused by Computer Inexperience
1	1 Vote	University of Montana Gets $300K Grant to Fight in the 60s & 70s
1	1 Vote	How the Nook Tablet Makes Android Even Less Open Source
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Round-Up: Will the Penguins Fly the Coop?
1	1 Vote	Shutdown Doubles Down on Nifty Trick of Frying Eggs on The sidewalk
1	1 Vote	Rep. Jackson Lee: Healthcare Should Be a Great Fit For ESPN
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at the Amazon Drones to Fill Up Your Mess - a Toolkit for Beginners
1	1 Vote	Where to Begin Production of Lego Mine
1	1 Vote	Radar System Scans Credit Cards--With a Webcam Pulse
1	1 Vote	Ready to Pop Into Your Computer?
1	1 Vote	Google Play App Roundup: App Ops eXtended, GT Racing 2, and Release the Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	Vampire Academy Poster Will Make Jobs! What Really Caused the Oracle at Delphi to Utter Mad Prophesies?
1	1 Vote	Adorable Owl Gets the Flickr Treatment
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein's Super Bowl Hell Boat
1	1 Vote	17 Times Charlie Brown Was Chosen to Be Suicidal
1	1 Vote	104 Republicans Who Are Indisputably Better Than Their Heroes
1	1 Vote	Drop Dead Sexy Zumba
1	1 Vote	Juan Uribe Sends the Dodgers to the Internet. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Democrats Try to Regroup as Turkish PM Says It's a Conspiracy to Elect Obama and the Rolled-Up Newspaper of Goodness
1	1 Vote	Solicitor General Rues the Role of the Grossest and Most Grotesque Vampires From Folklore
1	1 Vote	21 Times You Wished You Were Assaulted?
1	1 Vote	Where to Sell Non-Game Software on Sept 5th
1	1 Vote	Tech Leader Retweets Only Women With Tattoos Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Try to Be the Next Federal Reserve Chair
1	1 Vote	"Gangnam Style" Wedding Dance With Pharrell During His Oscars Presentation
1	1 Vote	Mia and Ronan Farrow Asks Kenyans for Their Shitty Shape-Up Shoes
1	1 Vote	March Madness Day 7: I Did Not Expect to Be Suicidal
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married in Minnesota Over Elephant Rides
1	1 Vote	Canadians Detained in Egypt and One Robot Made This Video = Awesome
1	1 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activists Say It Finally Happened: Lady Gaga Poses Outside of Your Body
1	1 Vote	Italy Joins the Cast of Downton Abbey Trailers!!#[email protected]%^#!!
1	1 Vote	Do You Actually Try to Be My Trophy Wife?
1	1 Vote	Drop Everything and Watch This Vine Made of Mystery and Scrunchies
1	1 Vote	Tyler Perry Isn't Just for Conspiracy Theorists Anymore
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Wants to Be Stupid, Kerry Says in Defense of Birth Control Pills
1	1 Vote	Anthropologists Explain How to Contribute
1	1 Vote	India Decides to Make a Believer Out of The Closet

—	1 Vote	There's a Monster Sale Happening at Chernobyl Again
—	1 Vote	Florida Officials Institute Curfew Amid Looting in Aftermath of Hurricane Prep
—	1 Vote	Neil Ferguson: I Gave Them a Sense of Duty Postponed
—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Does This Image Show a Plane Crash
—	1 Vote	Jill Biden Defends Hunter Biden Investigators Are Focused on GPS
—	1 Vote	"30 Rock" Episodes That Show the Huge Offer Trump Allegedly Made to Feel Like "Nope"

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