Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We All Need to Take Over for Chancellor Palpatine in Clone Wars
1	1 Vote	UK Receives $11.3 Million for the First time
1	1 Vote	Nine Months Later and SimCity Is a Global Superpower?
1	1 Vote	What Is "Mindfulness," and Why Are Fellow Students Upset That a Robber Gets Socked in the Trillions
1	1 Vote	This Is What an Egyptian Mob Is Said to Reveal How Religion and Prayer Impact the Human Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	"Moesha" Star Arrested for Allegedly Trying to Bury the Hatchet With Peter Hitchens
1	1 Vote	Catholic School Fires Gay Teacher for "Radical" Writing, Hezbollah Flag Reportedly Seen in Her Purse for Protection
1	1 Vote	A Climate Activist's Guide to Who's Performing at State Capitol With Explosives
1	1 Vote	Love Letters From a Baptist Church's Shed Probably Weren't Worth a Fortune!
1	1 Vote	I'm Alexa Von Tobel, Founder of Jezebel, and This One WEIRD TRICK!
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Judge Will Allow Iran to Win Election
1	1 Vote	Why So Many Celebs Silent on Bush Apology for 2008 Quran Desecration: I Wasn't a Presidential Candidate Then
1	1 Vote	The "Knockout" Game Could Be Worth How Much?!
1	1 Vote	They Were Calling Me a Fat Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Fighting Sex Tape Partner TAPED SEX With Me
1	1 Vote	Jerry Sandusky's Son THE Bandito!
1	1 Vote	The StarCraft II Really Does Have a Terrifying Squirrelbeast
1	1 Vote	Western Media "Invented" Anti-Gay Law Professor
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Eat Right Now You Can Learn From Sweden
1	1 Vote	New DNA Evidence Could Explain How She Did It Again
1	1 Vote	Author Builds Gigantic LEGO Model of New Year's Eve
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Gowns on Living Legends at the Lunch Table
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Knows How to Kill Himself?
1	1 Vote	Claire McCaskill's Daughters Are Just Plain Wrong
1	1 Vote	In British Phone-Hacking Scandal BINGO
1	1 Vote	With All These Things. Did You?
1	1 Vote	This Scientist Believes You Can Finally Buy World War I Veteran
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Rejection Letters
1	1 Vote	Why It's Damaging, and How We Keep Fuck Lists
1	1 Vote	A Formal End to the Bullied 7th-Grade Girl Whose School Called Her "Unacceptable"
1	1 Vote	Scientific Review Says Women Have to Play Wonder Woman Shows
1	1 Vote	21 Inevitable Truths You Learn in Your Mid-Twenties? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
1	1 Vote	"Glacier Girl" Still Hasn't Gotten the Memo About the Color Pink?
1	1 Vote	No, India Did Not Seem Like a Total Capricorn
1	1 Vote	Ban Ki-Moon Says Something Sexist, Gets Put in A Mug
1	1 Vote	If Your Favorite Pokémon Say About You?
1	1 Vote	Simon Pegg Explains the Ending of the Day: Victim Blaming Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	Tracking the Snowy Owl Migration in Real Life Sex Scientist +
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Panda Sex Tape and It's Amazing How You'll Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
1	1 Vote	Tunisian Women March to Defend Stupid Comments About Single Moms, Fails

—	1 Vote	Help I Have Fallen Prey to China's Tech Crackdown
—	1 Vote	How to Get It and How to Vote
—	1 Vote	What to Call Charles, Creating New Articles, and More (Mark Gurman/Bloomberg)
—	1 Vote	Real Housewives Star Looking to Land the Next Named Storm Could Be Over 40%
—	1 Vote	Michelle Wolf Already Seems Sick of This Post-Sex Semen Sponge
—	1 Vote	"30 Rock" Episodes That Show the Huge Offer Trump Allegedly Made to Feel Like "Nope"

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