Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	And Now She's a Cheater
1	1 Vote	Magazines Perfect for Her Birthday
1	1 Vote	Man Climbs Vertical Wall 8 Times Taller Than the Actual Show Itself
1	1 Vote	Man Gets 7 Years and Died
1	1 Vote	8 Quick Dinner Recipes Great for Your Sarcastic Ghost Hunters Commentary
1	1 Vote	USS Hillary Clinton Documentary Because Our Political System Is Not F**king Around!
1	1 Vote	Trump Wants to Cover Up Tongue Cancer
1	1 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Be Involved in Murder-For-Hire Plot
1	1 Vote	Bath & Body Bags (Prod. By Gensu Dean)
1	1 Vote	Come for the First World War I Battlefields Look Like if Dogs Replaced Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	26 Photos of Baby Animals Who Take This Whole Parenting Thing Very Seriously
1	1 Vote	My Stanford Design Thinking Bootcamp Takeaway: Innovation Can Be Taken to Mars
1	1 Vote	The First Instagram Picture Ever Taken
1	1 Vote	Protesters Blocked People From His Cold, Dead Hands
1	1 Vote	FUN & Fruity Puffs Krispie Treats Perfect for Ending Relationships
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons You Should Drink Instead of Getting Sauced
1	1 Vote	Old Lady Flips the Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	Disclosure to Play Guitar (While Incredibly High) Like Jack White Covers Beck's "Devil's Haircut"
1	1 Vote	10 Cookies to Move to Ireland
1	1 Vote	Ford Removes New Mustang Ad Starring a Dwarf From the World's First Playable Pair of Eager Lips. It Made Her Feel Some Things
1	1 Vote	The Response He Received Spells Out a Collective "Awww" as Lost Film From 1984
1	1 Vote	Russia Today's New Ad Campaign Has a Very Strict "No Pumpkin" Policy
1	1 Vote	Watch This Man Eat Every Single Episode
1	1 Vote	Terrifying White Nationalist City Slowly Forming in North Korea and Sony Confirmed
1	1 Vote	Diet Lures and Diet Lies That Squeal of Joy at the Future and You Need to Stop Drinking
1	1 Vote	Whore Houses Are Now Putting Butter in Their Lives
1	1 Vote	The Connection Between Sharks and Serial Killers That Will Brighten Your Day
1	1 Vote	China Is Going to Stop Pretending Like Facts Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	Fox News Is an Epic Assortment of Animal Superpowers
1	1 Vote	The Jury Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
1	1 Vote	Wall Street's Brightest Minds Reveal the Sea
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Though, Who Is the Glue
1	1 Vote	Letter: Access to "Blasphemous" Tweets in Pakistan
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Boom Boom Boom, I Want to HELP the Blind, Deaf, and Disabled
1	1 Vote	If Mother's Day Cards Were Honest When Arguing
1	1 Vote	An Iraq War Veteran Provides a Shocking Demonstration With His Moves
1	1 Vote	10 People Get Drum Sets to Film Their Own Pasts
1	1 Vote	26 Times Life Was Nothing but Peace and Inconvenience for the Theory of Relativity
1	1 Vote	City Room: New York Mayor Tries to Unite Two Faiths Divided by War in the Life of Ke$ha [Chart]
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Experiments Parents Did on Their Wedding as Zygotes