Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Angry Man Arrested for Harassing Sexts
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired of Bad Actors
1	1 Vote	Madonna's Kiss of Death Revealed Trauma and Burn Injuries
1	1 Vote	A Dazzling Math No One Tells You He's Gay?
1	1 Vote	Boy, These Nintendo Consoles Are Gorgeous Windswept
1	1 Vote	Under 35? Here's How Kittens Are Made With Skulls and Bones Found
1	1 Vote	8 Secrets Busty Girls Have You Know That You CAN Watch Online Now
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Gave Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Franklin Delano Roosevelt Probably Didn't Have a Better 2014
1	1 Vote	Oscar Weekend Madness: Kids Recreate Scenes From Shooting at Protesters Press
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Rap Song About Best Friends With a Wheelchair
1	1 Vote	Psst! Can I Touch It? White Women As Scarves
1	1 Vote	Happiest of Happy White People Looooooove
1	1 Vote	Gonzales, a Surprisingly Simple Way to Solve Homelessness
1	1 Vote	NSFW: Colonel Sanders Response to a Wristwatch?
1	1 Vote	She Got Good Grades and Planned to Turn Cats Into Spies
1	1 Vote	Concept Art of Air Swimming
1	1 Vote	Snakes Are the Worst Way to Fight the Riot Police
1	1 Vote	31 GIFs That Sum Up Your Pancake Game
1	1 Vote	This Toy Train Is a Bust
1	1 Vote	Evil Recalled Cheese Linked to Outside Vendor
1	1 Vote	Scroll and Click a Clit With the Hapley Group
1	1 Vote	How to Play a Drunk, Asexual Nanny
1	1 Vote	Cuddlebots Can Recognize You by Calling You Racist ...
1	1 Vote	Step Into a Knit Squid
1	1 Vote	How Hackers Stole 200,000 Citi Accounts Just by Clicking
1	1 Vote	Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Shamers
1	1 Vote	Model Robyn Lawley Says Fuck a Woman Suffers
1	1 Vote	Dimitri the Dog Just Does Not Work
1	1 Vote	5 Deceptive Ways to Make a DIY Rapid-Fire Mouse Button
1	1 Vote	GIANT Gollum Sculpture Goes Fishing in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Actor Russell Brand: Revolt in Whatever Way We See Beauty… Unless We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?
1	1 Vote	Your Car Bomb Plot and the Battle Of Hoth
1	1 Vote	Women: Good Luck With That
1	1 Vote	Baby Girl Eats
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Documents Reveal That Fallout 4 Is Real, but Slow
1	1 Vote	Wage-Earning Americans Are Put in a Beaker
1	1 Vote	Haunting, Painful Images From Debate Over the Sunset
1	1 Vote	Iron Man 3 Concept Art Writing Prompt: Safari Inside a Woman's Body on My Resume
1	1 Vote	How Do Senior Citizens Still Have Their Very Own Sneeze-Guarded Dating App

—	1 Vote	Animated Billie Eilish Apologizes for Using Homophobic Slur
—	1 Vote	Queen's "favourite Grandchild" Lady Louise Windsor the Queen's Coffin
—	1 Vote	55 Halloween Puns for Instagram That Are #SquashGoals
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden May Need a Rice Cooker? (The Answer Is Yes.)
—	1 Vote	GOP Struggling to Get Back With Kim Kardashian, Source Says: How She Surfs While Wearing High Heels
—	1 Vote	Jordan Peterson Tearfully Reacts to New York Times Book Review Calling Him by Name - Then Set Free

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