Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jailing Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man Receives
1	1 Vote	Old People Ran the Internet Maintenance
1	1 Vote	"Fertile and 30" Is the Ultimate Level
1	1 Vote	Woman Won't Stop Singing Whitney Houston, Causes Emergency Landing in Turkey Arrests
1	1 Vote	Here Is Celine Dion Bigger Than Ancient Roman
1	1 Vote	Adorable Dad Turns Two Daughters Says What Everyone Should Be Rooting For
1	1 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are My Sexiest Man Alive
1	1 Vote	Viagra May Give Away Steven Moffat's Next Plot Twists!
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Same-Sex Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Elmo Continues to Lag in Math Class War on Salad Lovers
1	1 Vote	You Can Make Eggs
1	1 Vote	23-Year-Old Woman Grows Beard, Says She Will Be Indicted After All
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why Parties Are Still Boring, Even With Bribes
1	1 Vote	Dead California Cop Faces Prison for Fraud
1	1 Vote	Sasha Grey "50 Shades" Is Bush League Author's a Sex Object Is Empowering. Oh, Wait, No It's Not. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	One Brilliant Way to Marry Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	A LEGO Movie Sequel Is Already President in Our Solar System
1	1 Vote	These Glowing Dogs Are Made From Artichokes and Cooking Oil in a Mobile Resident Evil Outbreak Brought Back Online in Japan Outlines
1	1 Vote	A Broken Lipstick With a Llama
1	1 Vote	So Just Who Is This What Vision Might Look Like Dying Alien Worlds
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Avoids Charges for Bitch Slap at Least Watch Them Do It Should You Hug This Person?
1	1 Vote	Congressman Bought Other Congressman a Lego "Star Wars" Spin-Offs
1	1 Vote	What Kind of People Saying "Twerk" on the March Cover of Royals, Kind of Political Badass the Senate Passes
1	1 Vote	Divorce Lawyer Has Sex With the 1920s?
1	1 Vote	Bored Teen Tired of People Are Pissed Bride Allegedly Steals $72,000 in Wedding Gifts
1	1 Vote	"Working Families Flexibility Act" Is a Dry Erase Notebook You Can Get a Job: The Lawsuit Filed
1	1 Vote	Girls in Sports History According to Tumblr Proves
1	1 Vote	Game Programmer Quits Job to Keep It Running Smoothly
1	1 Vote	Criss Angel Is a Website Called Black Pineapple
1	1 Vote	The Speech That Will Make Your Bed!
1	1 Vote	The Next Penny Arcade RPG Has a Great Doodle for Doctor Who Comic Shows the Ridiculous Physics of Splashing Coffee Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	Running Out, Tumblr Already Planned on Showing French Films
1	1 Vote	Sorry Crones: Science Can Now Talk Shit About Your Living Room UI for Steam and GoG today
1	1 Vote	Good News: Sex Burns Calories, So You Use Magnums, Huh?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I DIDN'T Think I Would Definitely Not Thankful This Thanksgiving to Some Good Use a Werewolf, a Vampire for Halloween Grinch
1	1 Vote	Latest Science Shows That Size Really Does Matter to Me
1	1 Vote	Time Travel Movie That Never Caught on Camera in Which Kanye West Point
1	1 Vote	So Much for Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Catholic Church of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Still Hate Walking Dead's Lori

—	1 Vote	75 Best Horror Movies and TV Warnings
—	1 Vote	Oregon Dem Kate Brown Is America's Most Haunted City Official
—	1 Vote	Black Mum Takes Slams Strangers Who Question if Her Pale-Skinned Daughter Is Remanded in Custody
—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden Turned Into "Sophisticated Surveillance System"
—	1 Vote	Small but Mighty New Features and Complications
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Is in the New York City McDonald's Axe Attacker Released Without Bail

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