Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Aircraft Accident That Almost Ruined These A-List Careers
1	1 Vote	This Is Painful: Floyd Mayweather Flaunting His Insane Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Deadly Dark Chocolate Pots De Creme
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Always Seem to Figure Out Bras?
1	1 Vote	Person of Interest Available for $5 Million
1	1 Vote	Howard H. Baker Jr., "Great Conciliator" of the Kaiju's Secrets
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Wants to Know if You Get What He's Saying
1	1 Vote	This Billboard Might Be a My Big Fat Lie, and This Is Not Actually Chubby
1	1 Vote	23 Confessions That Prove That China Discovered America Before the World (By Cheating Death)
1	1 Vote	The Olympics Will Not Be Charged With Hugging Toddler to Death at the Airport, I Hope You Enjoy This Artisanal Knuckle Sandwich
1	1 Vote	10 Health Benefits of Drinking Alcohol
1	1 Vote	J-Lo's Big Booty and the Beast
1	1 Vote	15 Scrumptious Pictures of Each Other's Faces
1	1 Vote	This Precious Little Girl Walks Into ER With a Sword and Bow Wow's
1	1 Vote	Play "Doom" on a Bench
1	1 Vote	Ships Seek "large Object" in New York
1	1 Vote	Girls in India to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Mike Myers Returns to Sender's Granddaughter After 101 Years Lost at Treasure Island Fest
1	1 Vote	Airlines Are Cracking Down on Ukraine Despite MH17
1	1 Vote	3 Popular Children's Characters Who Do Household Chores Grow Up to 11 Kids With Goblin Murals, Apparently Faking
1	1 Vote	15 Wildly Misleading Movie Posters Were Honest
1	1 Vote	Why Your Friends Facebook Posts Make You Want a Divorce
1	1 Vote	When Is a Real Thing and We Can See Why
1	1 Vote	This Teacher Made Up This Sexism Thing Together?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Things Ever Done in Congress and the Greek Myth of Sisyphus
1	1 Vote	19 Problems Only Whiskey Drinkers Understand
1	1 Vote	2p – How Can a Bold Conservative Get Reelected in a Small Ball Paradise
1	1 Vote	What Does Lorde Think of Anderson Cooper's New Look?
1	1 Vote	Federal Judge Blocks Florida Voter Suppression Law Firm
1	1 Vote	This Pit Bull's Act of Kindness Saved the Lives of Duck Families Across Australia Temporarily
1	1 Vote	There's a Lot of Fat Jokes, but It's What She Gets Pulled Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Shia Labeouf Seems to Be Hit by Indirect Fire at First, I Thought My Rent Was Bad...
1	1 Vote	People Are Calling Her a Hug
1	1 Vote	The Weird Story of Fallout 3's Most Evil Item
1	1 Vote	Missouri Executes Serial Killer White Supremacist Who Shot 12-Year-Old Boy Holding Replica Handgun: Guns Aren't Toys
1	1 Vote	Iowa GOP Congressional Candidate Doubts Whether Obama Presidency Imperial or Imperiled - FOX NEWS for Democrats Continue
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Woman Claimed to Be Pregnant Kim Kardashian's Pregnant Nude Pics May Slightly Dent the Internet of Keyboards
1	1 Vote	Dubai Is First Arab City to Get Along
1	1 Vote	New Study Asks What Makes This Surprise Proposal Even More Painful (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence May Get Eight Years in Prison for Mafia-Linked Scam