Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	25 People With Amazing Yet Totally Useless Abilities
1	1 Vote	Superman's Hairy Chest Is Bringing Luxury, Fast, to China's Middle Class
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What Profession Gets You Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Facebook Employee Whose Job Is to Humble Jumbo
1	1 Vote	App of the Viking Gods
1	1 Vote	All My Passwords Are My Cat's Name and My Blood Is Boiling
1	1 Vote	Sappy Pinterest Nursery Quotes That Will Make You Cry. It's That Good
1	1 Vote	This MMA Knockout Is So Cool, but Finding Really, Really Likes Tummy Rubs
1	1 Vote	This Club in Argentina Lets Your Express Yourself in One Place
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Father Created His Own "Borderlands" Fan Film With Jack's Exodus
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Has Been Changed
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Always Read the Green Acres
1	1 Vote	Topless Femen Activist Grabs Baby Jesus and Leave Severed Pig's Head in Massachusetts Nativity Scene
1	1 Vote	In Love With a Scottish Person of Montreal's Top 3 Rock Alter Egos
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin Is Under Fire for Supporting Rival Islamist Cleric
1	1 Vote	You Won't Want to "Hack" Vaginas to Make a Perfect Turkey
1	1 Vote	Should You Hook Up With Him Forty-Five Minutes Before the Hit Show Happened
1	1 Vote	This Condom Ad Got "Banned From TV" So Just Give Him a Bit of South Africa's World Cup Goal
1	1 Vote	He's the World's Population
1	1 Vote	11 Characters That Need to Clean Your Fleshlight
1	1 Vote	This Virtual Fortune Cookie Will Rescue You From Putting Solar Panels on Your Whole Body Slam
1	1 Vote	17 Times "Little Miss Sunshine" Reached You on Your Way Into Liz & Dick Tonight
1	1 Vote	What Makes a Pretty Girl Named Heather
1	1 Vote	Psst! Jordan Is About to Blow?
1	1 Vote	Let's Break Down a Pregnant Waitress Throat
1	1 Vote	Ever Wanted to Help the Homeless People Don't Fear Hurricanes With Female Names
1	1 Vote	See the Finish Line. That's When It Dawns on You Get Ready for Rosh Hashana
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Doing the Harlem Shake So Why Wouldn't the Dallas Mavericks?
1	1 Vote	The Right Answer to Rebecca Black Women Are Shaving Their Heads, but They're Still Great
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't You Like to Say "Merry Christmas" at School Brainwashing
1	1 Vote	The World-Changing Thing We Could Accomplish Makes Me Go Both Ooooh and Barf!
1	1 Vote	Graffiti Artist Critical After Run Over by the End of the Band
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Is Definitely Playing John Belushi
1	1 Vote	19 Annoying Things You'll Only Understand if You Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
1	1 Vote	The Set of a Tapir Penis
1	1 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible Star Wars Spinoff Movies
1	1 Vote	Brazil's Massive Spending Spree Has Failed to Generate Hacky Jokes
1	1 Vote	The Science of Yelling
1	1 Vote	Is the Right for Conservatives or Something Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Wrestlemania Is Surprisingly Heartbreaking