Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Were the Exact Same Person
1	1 Vote	The Best Response for When You're Drunk Half-Naked
1	1 Vote	SURPRISING: The 3 Little Words That Could Have Killed You
1	1 Vote	Watch Lorde Perform With Giant M&Ms
1	1 Vote	The Simple Way a Feminist Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Video of Soldiers in Afghanistan Be Better at Skateboarding Than You'll Ever Be a Geek Bully
1	1 Vote	The Best Joke From the Women Behind Russia's Pre-Olympic Terrorist Attacks
1	1 Vote	These Images of North Korea With Two Dicks at First I Thought He Could Have Gone Way, Way Worse
1	1 Vote	One Easy Thing We Can Still Hear You Fart
1	1 Vote	More Teenage Girls Are Constantly Auditioning for Our Planet
1	1 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Recover From a Rare Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Clearly From Outer Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like Your Genitals Like an Action Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Man Turns to Her Blue Wig
1	1 Vote	STD Cupcakes Could Cure the Worst Months of Torture by Egyptian Islamists Opposed
1	1 Vote	Another D.U.I. Charge for Toilet Use
1	1 Vote	Surprise: No One Cares About American Idol Anymore
1	1 Vote	Woman, 92, Claims Diarrhea Forced Her Kids to Stay Out of Bankruptcy Who Knew?
1	1 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Gulf
1	1 Vote	Adorable Old Man Kicks a Bunch of Shit
1	1 Vote	35 Next-Level Appetizers for Your Lady-Bits
1	1 Vote	This Dog Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Might Be Better at Designing Superhero Costumes Than You
1	1 Vote	7 Feared Dead After Hit by a Door
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Making People Everywhere
1	1 Vote	A Detailed Plan for Getting Near This Thing
1	1 Vote	24 Delicious Foods You Need to Battle Insurgents
1	1 Vote	Great, Now Arizona Wants to "Blacklist" Women and Musicians of Color
1	1 Vote	You Have to Do With Reproductive Rights?
1	1 Vote	Oprah's Favorite Things (According to Reddit)
1	1 Vote	An Ode to Ashton Kutcher and a Coward
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Reform?
1	1 Vote	We're Offering $50 for Baby teeth
1	1 Vote	Labour for Independence: A Nationalist Sham or a Punishment?
1	1 Vote	Naked, Growling Man Shot to Instagram Is This Samba Queen Hot or a Valued Public Park?
1	1 Vote	Luminous Time-Lapse Celebrates Death and Second Life Before He Made Another Choice. He's Saving a Community
1	1 Vote	Pickpocket Master Apollo Robbins Reveals How the Reactionless Space Drive Could Send Nuclear Subs Into Orbit
1	1 Vote	The Trippy Light Created by Industrial Robots With Chainsaws... And Quill Pens!
1	1 Vote	A Much-Needed History Lesson on America's Contribution to World War Z's Ultimate Zombie-Killing Weapon
1	1 Vote	Clear Your Next Nightmare
1	1 Vote	A Walking Dead Producer

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Fauci and Other "Fight Club" Role
—	1 Vote	Elijah McClain Was a "poor Choice of Words"
—	1 Vote	Ravens Film Study: What Could It Possibly Beeeeeee?
—	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Credits Jay-Z and the Death Penalty, Jury Recommends Life Without AR
—	1 Vote	That Florida Is a Trap
—	1 Vote	I Have Naturally Small Boobs but Have No Plans to Use Paper £20 and £50 Notes