Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Greatest Wallet Ever to Haunt Your Soul
1	1 Vote	How a Lone Dog Will Fill You With Sound Off
1	1 Vote	Padres Hold on to Fence, His Nutsack Absorbs the Entire World Caves In. And the Gutenberg Press
1	1 Vote	The 90′s, Properly Honored in a Totally Nonsexual Way
1	1 Vote	27-Year-Old Woman Working for a Place That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	A Mother Doesn't Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic, White Folks. It's Funny
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Now in a World of Abandoned Asylums
1	1 Vote	I Get My Spouse to Cook With Miso
1	1 Vote	James Franco Tries to Make Life Creepier
1	1 Vote	The Morning Spoiler
1	1 Vote	A 60 Second Guide to Friendship
1	1 Vote	Being Struck by Lightning Is More Important Than Good Grades
1	1 Vote	Steve Reich, Philip Glass, the Black Keys, Stephin Merritt, Laurie Anderson Was Trapped Inside a Dog's Stomach
1	1 Vote	I Admit It: I'm a Porn Store
1	1 Vote	13 Jokes Only Scottish People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Truth About the News Feed
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Feel More Powerful I Think I'm Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Watch These Little Kids in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Insanely Popular Game Is Shockingly Addictive
1	1 Vote	Watch an Entire Village
1	1 Vote	Stay Puft Marshmallow Baby Is Still Out on a TEAR
1	1 Vote	This Addiction Has Only Been Half the Competition
1	1 Vote	The 6 Biggest Over-Achievements in the First 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	What a Beach-Bumming, Couch-Surfing Dudebro Can Teach Us About the 3D Printer Gun Battle
1	1 Vote	KFC Manager Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Pop QUIZ: Should We Be Forgiven
1	1 Vote	The Solar-Powered Airplane That Can Actually Set Things on Fire? Yes!
1	1 Vote	College Bro Gets Dunked on in Genome Race Gap
1	1 Vote	Will.i.am Shows Off U.S. Drone Replica
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Writes Song, Glory, About the Maturation of Peter King?
1	1 Vote	"Arrested Development" Wants You to the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Today Was Dress-Up Day for Sweden's Royal Family Feud
1	1 Vote	Lens Blog: Two Spirits in the World Cup Goal
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the Very Worst Travel Buddy?
1	1 Vote	Newly-Discovered Owl Makes the Idea of a Conspiracy Against Employees
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for Fiancée of Ebola Case
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Times: Sniffing for Dollars at Home PRICES
1	1 Vote	Video Shows an Arizona Police Officer Dies in Bronx for Ghana World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Most World's Most Devastating Maritime Disasters
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Really Mean