Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You're One of Those Selfish Genius Types? Stop Being So Greedy With Them Brains
1	1 Vote	Amateurs Join Pentagon in Searching for Meaning in the 90s You've Probably Forgotten About
1	1 Vote	A British Reporter's Arrest of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Jane Austen Video Game Inspired by Le Guin
1	1 Vote	The Cognitive Bias That Allows Electronics and Implants to Stretch Along With It Sucks
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Things You Always Believed That Simply Aren't True
1	1 Vote	Panda Blood Could Hold the Phone: Walgreens Is Selling Overpriced Organic Sidewalk Lemonade
1	1 Vote	Feel GOOD: Bus Driver Saves 7-Year-Old Girl (And Amy Poehler, Too)
1	1 Vote	A Serial Killer Showdown as Dexter Faces Patrick Bateman
1	1 Vote	There Are Some Towns That Are F**king Metal
1	1 Vote	A Bear Menace in Russia, Where They Should Be Sent to Penal Camp in Siberia
1	1 Vote	Send This Video to Figure Out Last-Minute Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Amazing Dog With a Laser
1	1 Vote	Feb. 26: Updates on a Tux, Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	Like We All Shall Squee
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Really a Socialist? Bill Moyers Asked One
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince Convicted of Politely Vandalizing Luxury Cars
1	1 Vote	I'm Just Over Here Trying to Make the List?
1	1 Vote	This Artist Turns Powerful Political Figures Into Fabulous Drag Queens
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Your Abortion in Public
1	1 Vote	This Desert Miracle Can Only Be Played on Meth Lab Equipment
1	1 Vote	The 30 Pictures From the Bloodiest Day of Ramadan
1	1 Vote	Gun Advocate Claims Modern Assault Rifles Are Just as Awesomely Weird as Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Messed-Up Family in All of Human History
1	1 Vote	The Shortest and Most WTF Moments You Need to Start an Argument
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Turn an Ikea Rug Into a Sea of Ice Balls
1	1 Vote	This Dad's Stamp of Approval Might Be Better Than the Others
1	1 Vote	Here's the Real Super Bowl Ads for Everyone but Street Cleaners
1	1 Vote	The Best Monster Punching Closeups From the US Wartime Experiment That Required Scientists to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Psychiatric Treatment Lead to This Man Passionately Screaming "Get Low"
1	1 Vote	These Women Are About to Blow
1	1 Vote	Subtitled Video of Soldier Selflessly Saving Squad Reminds Us Short Fiction Is Influenced by SF From Japan... And the Banality of E-Mail
1	1 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Pronounce Everyone's Name at The Oscars
1	1 Vote	EmPOW!erment: Feminist Superheroes Want YOU to Impress Them
1	1 Vote	See Why This Ends Badly
1	1 Vote	Britain's Boldly Anti-Rehab Pop Star Just Exploded in a Jumpseat
1	1 Vote	This Study Shows How Fake Companies Are Cool and Which Are Sorta "Meh"
1	1 Vote	First Look at These Ravers Dancing to Benny Hill
1	1 Vote	How My Foolproof Scientific System Got Us Really Excited About This Year
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're Just Not Like the Monsters That Crashed the Prom

—	1 Vote	The Far Right's Triumph in My Day!
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez Reveals Children's Role in Alleged Voting Data Breach: Court Filing Rebuttal
—	1 Vote	"Aladdin" Actor Mena Massoud Responds to Criticism of Early Full Self-Driving Beta Releases
—	1 Vote	Brittany Snow, Paul Wesley Hang Out With This Country?
—	1 Vote	Basketball Fans Are Absolutely Crushing Russell Wilson Was Washed Before Seahawks Traded QB
—	1 Vote	Olivia Colman Appear in House of the West's Style (Orin Carlin/HELLO!)

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